《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》e i g h t
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"is you calling me gonna be an everyday occurrence or..."
"me? um uh ok?"
"im perfectly fine."
"um...ugh this is going to sound so cheesy but sometimes i get emotional while watching movies ok?"
"and you know this is my favourite movie of all time ok? beauty and the beast is one of a kind. and sure most people arent crying or even sobbing while watching the movie but i do. ok. its just like do you ever just cry because you know it all seems so real and"
"and i love the realness of their love. like she may only see him as a friend at first and its just so good. and like i feel like love like that is genuine and selfless and if she can learn to love a beast that meaning theres hop"
"what...oh... i was rambling wasnt i? about my love for beauty and the beast. yikes. thats embarrassing."
"yea like little kids. see? embarrassing."
"i can here the desperation in your voice. i think you honestly have no idea what you're talking about."
"..."
"so hows life"
"ok. so whats in store for you this week according to your zodiac sign?"
"its ok i get it you're a little bit shy when it comes to your horoscope. ok well i'll go first. so basically my week is gonna be super busy but thats ok because some planet is in retrograde and im an aries so it works out. and im gonna get loads of cash tomorrow and hold hands with a capricorn on friday. ok now your turn!"
"no bucko. its a joke. i made it up. lol you are so gullible and innocent."
"lol thats soooo funny. lol so i mean lol lol lol lol lol..."
"lol"
"lol byeee boi"
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