《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》t w e n t y - o n e
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"you buttdialed me!! call me back so i can yell at you!"
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early update because why not?
its occured to me that like. i have no idea who my readers are and i have like no friends anyway, so comment your favorite song :) this will probably flop anyway so ill just be sad in my corner.
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