《The Eunuch is Pregnant》Chapter 75: The thief!
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Seeing this, Xiao Mu Zi was stunned. He shockingly exclaimed, "Xiao Yao Zi, you!"
"Haha, I, Xiao Yao Zi, care about loyalty the most! You know, the bro code! You're the closest person to me, so between us, I will share everything! We must enjoy blessing and endure misfortunes together! Haha..."
Ever since she had arrived here, Xiao Mu Zi had always treated her the best. He always tried to protect her. And last time, when she was ill, he was so concerned! Although he was weak and had a very low position, he always tries his best to save her.
Xiao Mu Zi's actions will always be engraved in her memory!
Plus, Xiao Mu Zi was actually thinner than her. Xiao Mu Zi's background was very poor. He never ate well. So now that she will be given a bowl of swallow's nest soup a day, naturally she isn't going to eat it all on her own! She also wants Xiao Mu Zi to be healthy!
So, Le Yao Yao ignored Xiao Mu Zi's refusal and shoved the bowl of swallow's nest in front of Xiao Mu Zi's face. Then, she gulped down her own portion.
Seeing this, Xiao Mu Zi felt very touched. He knows Le Yao Yao cares and loves him too. He felt very warm on the inside.
So, Le Yao Yao and Xiao Mu Zi's friendship grew stronger under the watchful and jealous eyes of everyone in the cafeteria...
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Perhaps it was due to the swallow's nest soup, because after Le Yao Yao had filled her stomach, she was unusually energetic while she cleaned.
In no time, she had wiped all the furniture and items in the Prince's residence. Now, she was holding a broomstick as she headed towards the rear courtyard to sweep the fallen leaves.
Behind the residence was a high wall that concealed all the scenery beyond. However, Xiao Mu Zi had once mentioned that behind the walls was a remote alley. But Le Yao Yao had no idea where the alley led to.
In front of the wall were a few osmanthus trees. Right now, it was the beginning of summer, and the flowers on the trees had not bloomed yet. But the lush dark green leaves swayed with the gentle breeze, and a nice fresh scent could be smelt in the air. When it blooms in the Autumn, it will be a gorgeous sight to behold!
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As Le Yao Yao visualized the beautiful scenery in her mind, she began to sweep the fallen leaves. After she was finished with this task, she will be able to rest on the meadow by the river bank. That was the place where she and Xiao Mu Zi would hang out after they've finished all their duties.
After all, very few people would go there and the scenery was as compelling as poetry. It was the best place to chat and enjoy the view.
However, suddenly Le Yao Yao heard something strange from the trees.
On one of the branches, there was a sudden *wa la* sound; as if something heavy had landed on top of it.
Hearing this, Le Yao Yao was startled. She tightened the grip on her broomstick and hid herself in a shrub as she secretly peeked at the source of the peculiar sound.
There was a man dressed in white on top of the tree! However, the man wasn't facing her, so she only saw his rear view.
Le Yao Yao's first thought was -a thief!
You can't blame her for thinking this way. After all, this was the rear court of the Prince's residence. The area was very remote, and behind the wall was a sketchy alley. If he wasn't a thief, why would he flip over from behind the wall?
This thief is sure brave! He dares to rob the Prince's residence!? Doesn't he know who the King of Hell is??
Le Yao Yao observed and noticed that no one else flipped over along with this guy. Seeing this, the corner of her mouth curved into a merciless smile.
Haha, this thief has so much guts! She's not going to give him any mercy!
One of Le Yao Yao's pet peeves was thieves. She hated those who had arms and feet, but rather than working hard to earn their own money, they would steal other people's belongings. So now, she will most definitely punish the thief!
Le Yao Yao held onto her broomstick even tighter as she prepared an attacker pose.
And the "thief" did not disappoint her. After looking and assuming no one was around, he sighed a breath of relief and leaped off the tree.
He had no idea that someone was waiting for this particular moment!
If she doesn't smack him now, when will she do it?!
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Le Yao Yao used all her strength to whack the thief. The amount of strength she used was no joke. In her imagination, the thief would definitely faint from the impact.
That was the reason why Le Yao Yao was so fearless and dared to teach the thief a lesson on her own.
Contrary to her expectation, the thief sensed her movement just as she was about to strike his head. He quickly got out of the way and Le Yao Yao missed. The broomstick struck the thief's shoulder instead. The thief hollered in pain.
Although reality had deviated from her imagination, at least she managed to strike his shoulder. Le Yao Yao was secretly delighted.
However, since the thief didn't lose consciousness, Le Yao Yao decided to scream for help.
After all, she was tiny and had short legs. If she tried to flee, it would be impossible. Plus, the thief was nimble and quick. He appeared to know martial arts.
Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao opened her mouth and was about to roar like a lion.
But the thief seemed to have sensed her plan. He panicked and disregarded his pain as he reached his hand over to cover Le Yao Yao's little mouth.
Except, the quick witted Le Yao Yao got out of the way.
Haha! You wanna cover my mouth? In your dreams, sucker!
But her smile lasted less than a second, because the hand landed on her chest instead!
Ahhhhhh....!!
Currently, all of Le Yao Yao's attention was on the big hand that was on top of her b00bs. Her eyes expanded and her mouth grew so wide that a sparrow could fly in!
After all, this was the first time she had experienced something like this. Wuwu! He deserved to get stabbed a thousand times!
However, if Le Yao Yao was furious, the thief's next sentence made her reach the highest peak!
"You damn eunuch! Do you know who I am? How dare you hit me?!"
His voice was filled with outrage, he was literally screeching through his teeth.
But Le Yao Yao was even more infuriated! After all, he had touched her chest and still called her a damn eunuch!
Could he not feel her adorable little raisins? Damn eunuch?! You're the eunuch! Your whole family are eunuchs!!!
(Author: Now you guys know why the King of Hell still has no idea that Le Yao Yao is a woman, right? *cough cough*)
Le Yao Yao had fire shooting out from her eyes as she quickly gathered all the strength in her right leg and ruthlessly kicked the thief in the area between his legs.
Following was a pig slaughtered sound. Le Yao Yao had accurately struck her target and it gave her wounded heart some gratification.
"Haha! Now you know who's boss?! You damn thief! You have so much guts! You even dare to break into Prince Rui's residence! You are courting death!"
Le Yao Yao had both her hands on her tiny waist as she watched the man hold his xx jumping up and down. She evilly smiled.
Haha! This is what he gets for touching me! He's courting death! She only kicked him once! She already let him off easily!
As for the guy, he was so mad that he nearly exploded. He felt hopeless because his xx was in too much pain. He would rather be unconscious but his body was too strong and he wasn't even able to faint.
So since he cannot physically stop Le Yao Yao, he started spewing threatening words.
"Ow ow ow ow...you -you damn eunuch! Y-you dare to kick me? Do you know who I am?!"
"Haha! You don't even know your own name. I feel so sorry for you! But whoever you are, you dared to break into Prince Rui's residence, so get ready to wash your ass and sit in jail!"
Although the thief was threatening her, Le Yao Yao wasn't afraid at all. After all, whenever she watched TV in the past, the evil guys would always try to talk big whenever they were losing.
But, uh, sorry, aside from the King of Hell, no one can scare her!
Seeing how Le Yao Yao was so arrogant and proud, the man felt his anger attacking his heart.
In addition, his xx was in tremendous amounts of pain. He was suffering so much that his facial expressions were all scrunched together. It made it difficult for people to see his original face.
The man wasn't sure whether his legendary reputation had been destroyed by this little eunuch.
He vowed he will disassembled the eunuch into ten thousand pieces!
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