《The Eunuch is Pregnant》Chapter 87: Getting revenge
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"Si...."
Hearing Le Yao Yao's respectful words, Nangong Jun Xi stood up from the cask. However, the moment he shifted his back, he felt a pain that made him gnashed his teeth.
He turned and took a look at the big bronze mirror by the side. It would've been better if he hadn't look. Nangong Jun Xi was so shocked that his eyes turned wide and his mouth was open from disbelief.
His copper back was now red and swollen! It looked dreadful!
Humph! This is what you get for being so stingy and holding on a grudge for so long! I only took a layer of skin off. That's already letting you go easy!!
"Servant, you did it on purpose!"
Le Yao Yao was surprised Nangong Jun Xi figured it out so quickly. He wasn't that stupid after all!
But even though he knows, she will never admit to it!
"Aiya, 7th Prince, you are wrongly accusing servant! Servant didn't do it on purpose. It's just that servant was born with godly strength! Earlier, servant was already applying the least amount of strength while rubbing the 7th Prince's back. Except, servant didn't realize the 7th Prince had such soft skin and tender flesh. Oh dear...."
Facing Nangong Jun Xi's green and ruthless face, Le Yao Yao's expression was very sullen. She looked like she was very wronged!
If a person didn't know her well, then her acting would actually be believable! But Nangong Jun Xi knew she was lying.
Seeing how Le Yao Yao was pretending to be innocent, Nangong Jun Xi was so angry that he almost spat blood.
"What?! Soft skin and tender flesh?!?" He yelled.
Nangong Jun Xi's mouth twitched. That term was to used to describe women!! Now that Le Yao Yao said it, if he punished "him", then people will say he wasn't even comparable to a woman!
He was a masculine manly man, yet someone dared to say he had soft skin and tender flesh?!
The more he thought about it, the more infuriated Nangong Jun Xi became. His peach blossom eyes narrowed and he took a huge step out of the cask.
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Following his actions, he brought along his big bird. His big bird was dangling in the air and there were water droplets rolling down from time to time. Seeing this caused Le Yao Yao's face to turn red and heartbeat to accelerate. She was so embarrassed that she quickly lowered her head.
Deep down, she was a bit stressed. The 7th Prince was so mad, did she really go too far?! And what the hell!? Weren't people from the ancient era supposed to be very conservative? Why do they always like to expose their birds to other people?! They were all exhibitionists!
The more she thought about it, the more flushed her cheeks became.
After all, underneath all this ruckus, she was still an innocent little virgin that hadn't been stripped yet. She was bashful, okay!?
However, from Nangong Jun Xi's perspective, Le Yao Yao was looking down because he had a guilty conscience. Immediately, his anger heightened.
"Servant! You did it on purpose, yet you're trying to lie your way out? I think you're tired of living!"
Nangong Jun Xi's face was green and he was practically growling through his teeth.
Le Yao Yao felt her scalp turning numb as she felt shivers running up her spine. She realized the 7th Prince was very, very mad.
Her heart began to feel unstable, and the first thought that appeared in her mind was -run!
Unfortunately, just as she was about to run, Nangong Jun Xi had already seen through her mind ahead of time. He took another big step forward as he reached his ape-like arms out to seize the disobedient and repulsive little eunuch from getting away.
Unexpectedly, the moment Nangong Jun Xi stepped forward, he accidentally stepped on some honey locust (tl: I'm so confused. It's supposed to be a plant? Maybe it's used as soap?) and tragedy struck.
There were two "ahhhh" in the air. Nangong Jun Xi had lost balance and mercilessly fell on top of Le Yao Yao.
Everything happened too suddenly. Neither of them could have predicted it.
Originally, Le Yao Yao was about to escape, but she felt a heavy weight squishing her. Her whole body was flattened and she banged the back of her head. Currently, she saw stars and moons spinning continuously.
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All her bones felt like they had been shattered. Worse of all, there was a very massive and revealing body firmly on top of her. Le Yao Yao felt an urge to crash her head against the wall.
Although Nangong Jun Xi was shocked by what happened, he was quite comfortable.
The person beneath him was very small and soft, just like a cotton candy. It smelled kind of sweet too....
Deep down, he didn't want to get up. Nangong Jun Xi's nose was sniffing. There was a faint japanese rose fragrance coming out from "him". It smelled so good!
He had totally forgotten he was completely naked.
Le Yao Yao was in a lot of pain. When she sensed that Nangong Jun Xi had no intentions of getting up, she was enraged.
"Damn you! Hurry and get up, you pervert!"
Le Yao Yao gritted her teeth as she hollered at Nangong Jun Xi. At the same time, she was trying to push him off with her hands.
Currently, not only was she a woman, she was also a eunuch!
The more she thought about it, the more frustrated she felt. But ultimately, a woman's strength cannot compete with a man's. Regardless of how hard she tried shoving Nangong Jun Xi, he wouldn't budge at all.
"You damn servant. Who are you calling a pervert?!?!" Nangong Jun Xi shouted.
"You! The pervert is you! Damn you pervert! Hurry and get up now!"
Oh my goodness, at this rate, she will be squashed flat! Also, how could he not sense anything was wrong with this picture? He was a big naked man lying on top of a eunuch!! If someone else sees this, what are they going to think? Her innocence!
While Le Yao Yao was howling on the inside, Nangong Jun Xi was clueless about her concerns. Currently, he was too busy being agitated since Le Yao Yao had called him a pervert!
Ever since he was born, everyone had always treated him with respect and flattery. However, this little eunuch was the opposite! Before he knew his identity, he tried to beat him. Now that he was aware of his identity, he still had the courage to scream at him.
Damn...pervert?!?!
Well, if that's what he is going to call him, he'll show him how "perverted" he was!
The more "he" wants him to get up, the more he'll not get up. He will drive "him" nuts!
Nangong Jun Xi mischievously thought to himself. Plus, the body beneath him felt very comfy.
It was softer than the bed he had slept on in the past. In addition, it smelled nice and it was flexible...
He'll just continue to lay there.
Unexpectedly, the longer he remained on top, the more he felt like he was punishing himself.
Because, slowly, he could feel his body reacting. The blood within him was starting to rush down to a certain spot.
That feeling was rather new to him, but it felt great! At the same time, there was a bit of tension involved. He seemed to want more and more....
Currently, the little eunuch was trying his best to fight him. "He" was continuously punching his chest with his tiny fists. However, to Nangong Jun Xi, it just felt like a little kitten tickling him.
Nangong Jun Xi curved his peach blossom eyes as he laughed in an enjoyable manner, "Use more strength! Aside from looking puny, your strength is also so weak. Didn't you say you were born with godly strength? Is this all you've got?!"
"Eh...?"
Hearing Nangong Jun Xi's words, Le Yao Yao almost spat out blood. Deep down, she knew if she continued to hit him, she will only be the one suffering. However, she couldn't bear to see Nangong Jun Xi's satisfied expression. Le Yao Yao felt like she was going to explode in any second. So, without thinking, she opened her mouth and bit on the muscular chest in front of her!
"Sii..! Damn you servant! Release your mouth!"
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