《The Eunuch is Pregnant》Chapter 92: Unlike you, I have a brain!
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Le Yao Yao was surprised but felt relieved. At least, this time, she was the one doing the squishing! Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao felt great.
Since Nangong Jun Xi had silently stood behind her, he must have had ill intentions. Now that she could squish him, how could she not be happy?!
As for Nangong Jun Xi, he felt the weight on him, but that wasn't a big issue. After all, Le Yao Yao was very small. Naturally, he didn't weigh a lot.
But what he found was unacceptable was that his face was wet. It seemed like there was something on his face.
A second later, Nangong Jun Xi's face darkened.
Damn it! There was a cleaning rag on his handsome face?!
"You damn servant! I'm going to kill you!"
Nangong Jun Xi was most proud about his face (tl: I thought he was most proud about his bird! lol) But at this moment, there was a cleaning rag on it. It was simply one of the biggest insult to him!
So, currently, he was so furious that it looked like there were two ignited flames in his eyes.
Seeing this, Le Yao Yao instantly withdrew her little brain.
But then she remembered she only fell down because the 7th Prince wanted to scare her. He was the one who stood behind her in silence! Or else, she wouldn't have fallen! So it wasn't her fault at all.
Hence, Le Yao Yao no longer demonstrated any fear as she stared back at Nangong Jun Xi.
Nangong Jun Xi was surprised to see how fearless Le Yao Yao was, then he realized Le Yao Yao was still on top of him. He bellowed, "You damn servant, how dare you not get off this Prince?"
Le Yao Yao could see that Nangong Jun Xi was offended, but she had no intentions of getting up.
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Humph! Why would she get up purely because he had asked her to? If she did, she would lose face!
Plus, it was his fault that they were on the ground, so he deserved it!
Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao pretended she didn't hear Nangong Jun Xi's words and used him as a cushion. Le Yao Yao stepped on him a few times and said some ridiculous things.
"Yo, today's weather is quite nice!"
"Eh...!"
Nangong Jun Xi was flabbergasted. Most likely, it was because he didn't expect anyone to ever disobey his words. In addition, Le Yao Yao was saying something that didn't even have anything to do with the situation.
But he quickly realized Le Yao Yao was doing it on purpose.
"You damn servant! How dare you!? This Prince commands you to get off!"
"Huh? What? Sorry, 7th Prince. Servant's ears are not very good. Servant cannot hear you!"
Deep down, Le Yao Yao was snickering like crazy. But on the outside, she appeared to be confused and innocent. It was a waste of her not to be an actor.
"You damn servant, you're really not getting up?"
"7th Prince, I can't hear youuuuuu...."
Le Yao Yao repeated the same line. But this time, Nangong Jun Xi's expression had made a 180 degree turn. He had an evil smile on his face. All of a sudden, a bad feeling welled up in her heart.
Sure enough, suddenly Le Yao Yao felt the sky spun and she was now being pressed down by Nangong Jun Xi!
"Eh....you!!"
Le Yao Yao didn't expect to lose power so suddenly. So now, she was unprepared. Before she could react, she heard an arrogant, hearty laugh above her.
"Muahahaha! Servant! You think just because you won't get off, this Prince is unable to defeat you?! You have underestimated my abilities!"
"You!"
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Regardless of how hard she tried to shove Nangong Jun Xi off, he wouldn't budge. He was literally like a Mount Tai. It made Le Yao Yao a bit depressed.
Seeing how frustrated and conflicted Le Yao Yao was, Nangong Jun Xi's smile deepened.
"You, hurry and get off me!" Le Yao Yao blurted.
"Haha, get off?! This Prince refuses to get off. What can you do to me, servant?! Huh?" Nangong Jun Xi rebutted.
Currently, he felt like all the bad luck he had experienced the past few days had finally dissipated. His laughter was continuous and it made his sturdy chest go up and down very dramatically.
If Le Yao Yao had the ability to beat him up, she would totally do so. Unfortunately, with her short arms and legs, she didn't stand a chance. If the 7th Prince sends her one punch, she would drop down dead.
Knowing this, Le Yao Yao felt very hopeless. However, although her strength couldn't compete with Nangong Jun Xi, she still had her brain.
Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao's eyes brightened and she immediately thought of a plan.
"Prince Rui!"
"What? Senior brother?"
Hearing Le Yao Yao's words, Nangong Jun Xi appeared shocked and instantly turned his head around to look.
At this moment, Le Yao Yao took the opportunity to crawl out of his arms. Since she was so tiny, she was able to easily escape!
After she regained her freedom, Le Yao Yao was very pleased at herself. She turned around and placed her hands on her waist as she laughed at Nangong Jun Xi.
"Haha, take that, 7th Prince!? So what if I can't beat you in terms of strength? I'm not a pig. Unlike someone! You would even believe such a lie...HAHA!"
Now, it was Le Yao Yao's turn to roar with laughter. Currently, she looked like a sneaky fox that had secretly eaten a chicken from a farm. She was arrogant but so cute.
"Senior brother, you're here!"
Hearing Nangong Jun Xi's words, Le Yao Yao's smile froze for a second. But then, she disregarded him, "7th Prince, I'm not stupid! I just used this method, and you want to trick me again? Humph!"
Unexpectedly, when she took a step back, she felt something hot, firm, and elastic. It felt like...
"Eh....!?"
Le Yao Yao felt her scalp turning numb. She had a bad feeling about this. Nangong Jun Xi seemed to be rejoicing from her misfortunes. She knew she was in trouble.
Le Yao Yao slowly lifted her tiny face and made eye contact with those long, narrow pupils. Her face looked crumpled.
She didn't expect the King of Hell to be behind her. Initially, she thought Nangong Jun Xi was trying to trick her. Surprisingly, he spoke the truth.
And she had crashed against his chest. She lost face again!
Le Yao Yao instantly lowered her head as she whispered, "Servant wishes the Prince well."
"Mm. What were you guys doing? It looked like you were having a lot of fun?"
For some reason, when he saw the little eunuch playing and laughing with Nangong Jun Xi, Leng Jun Yu was very annoyed.
After all, for as long as he could remember, ever since the little eunuch had started to serve him, he had only shown fear and alertness in front of him.
It was as if he was a dangerous, ferocious beast that would pounce on "him" at any time and devour him.
Yet, in front of Nangong Jun Xi, "he" would laugh like there were no consequences.
"His" smile was proud and charming. He was like a cute little kitten. Although he was cute, it made Leng Jun Yu very unhappy.
Because, "his" smile was too attractive. It made him want to hide "him". If "he" wanted to smile, "he" could only smile at him!
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