I'm tired of people calling me out as a nitpicker or know it all or that they 'never asked for this kinda critique despite the fact they signed up for a book club.' -_-

So I made a book to justify it.

Hi.

I'm a critiquer.

A grumpy one.

If I don't like something, I tell you.

I tell you in the most sarcastic way I can with a bit of cynicism mixed in.

I really like critiquing. It's fun.

I really don't like people telling me to piss off because that's MY job.

I do give constructive criticism and ways to fix things but only if I'm in a good mood.

My good moods tend to variate with the books I read.

I like fantasy. I don't like romance.

If you want a critique, PM me and I'll give you a free sample of how I do things.

If you SAY you can handle it, I will hold you to your word until the bitter end. Unless I say no. Then you're safe.

Good luck.