《Talk Juicy To Me》7) "Stop sending me nudes"
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Oliver | | Judaline
*I n c o m i n g C a l l*
*S e x - E l l a*
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“Oh my, who is this?”
“Not unless he has magically developed a female voice...although he does shriek like a-”
“Uh, what?”
“He is bathing but if you want me to get in there-”
“Suit yourself, Sex-Ella.”
“Oh! Well that's how he fed your name.”
“Now now, we all know what you were getting yourself into that night, Ella.”
“Judy? What the fuck are you doing?”
“Ooohhh fuckboy is out and...dripping. Bye Ella, use protection next time, you never know with Oliver and his ST-”
“What the fuck, Judy? GET OUT.”
“Oh, it's my time to cock-block you, Oliver!”
“LEAVE!”
“Just don't dirty talk loudly!”
“Hello?”
“.”
“Ella...I'm so sorry about Judaline. I had no idea...fuck, what did she say to you?”
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“Fuckin' hate Judy.”
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“No.”
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“.................”
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“It's done.”
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“Yes babe?”
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“Right.”
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