《Talk Juicy To Me》13) "I Pefer You Moaning"
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| Caleb | Oliver
*Olive*
"Uhh-wow...well me neither, but I mean Judy like Magic Mike, and I don't really...wanna see her around naked guys."
"Hey! You never complain when it's Judy!"
"Excuse me, miss? I may have to tell you...I happen to be the best at phone conversations okay?"
"Bow down, bitch I'm flawless."
"
"She's fucking Queen B, okay?"
"You're fucking mean, I'm not letting you enter our dorm. Ever."
"What the fuck, Caleb?"
"Ugh. Your lover boy is as fucking rude as you-"
"You give me my fucking phone right now.
"What the fuck man, calm your balls."
"Caleb I'm gonna call Judy...and tell her you have hearts all around her pictures."
"Fuck you dude. Bye."
"Thought so...hello?"
"Shut up, Ella."
"I prefer you moaning."
"..."
"Yeah?"
"Until I don't get some?"
"I could."
"Because where's the fun in that?"
"I prefer fuckable."
"Well, babe to be honest, it's not like you never start them."
"
"Before you finish that sentence, let me remind you...intended to start this conversation with strip clubs."
"Denial doesn't suit you, babe."
"Goodnight, hotness."
*BEEP*
♥️
Okay?
Okay.
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