isabella and her family were sitting down at breakfast. they were eating some waffles.

every sunday isabella and her family went to church. she wasn't really into religion but everyone in her family was.

freddy was also quite religious but he wasn't so religious that they were waiting until marriage.

"okay, kids, after your dishes are in the sink we can head out to the car." mary said.

"i'll go out and get the car started." david said.

once they all got in the car, they went over to the church and isabella saw eric was there, too. she noticed his grandmother was with them.

she kept counting down the time until church was over so she could go back to eric's.

-

"change it." kelso said as fez changed the channel on the tv.

"all right, change that." hyde told him.

"how did we change channels before fez?" donna asked.

"huh, i don't know." isabella replied.

"i don't think we did." kelso said.

"oh, you guys, i gotta work on my term paper." eric said coming downstairs.

"where's grandma?" donna asked him.

"oh, she's in the bathroom, so i've got, like, 20 minutes, half hour tops." eric replied.

"what's the assignment?" donna asked him.

"all right. in 1,000 words describe the three branches of the united states government and their functions. i'll never make it." eric said.

"this sounds perfect for hyde." isabella joked making him glare at her.

"well, go up and tell them you have homework to do." donna told eric.

"no, i wanna keep peace in the family." eric replied.

"yeah, donna, forman wants the hallmark card family." hyde said.

"the what?" eric asked him.

"you know, grandma comes over." hyde began.

he went on to explain how they would all pretend to be happy so they didn't fight.

"i don't want that." eric said.

"yeah, you do. i can see it in those wide, hopeful eyes. but the reality is this..." hyde said.

he started to tell a different story of how they all hated each other.

"damn it, eric! quit hiding from your grandmother. she's old, she could die. now, move it!" red shouted from the stairs.

"i thought she was in the bathroom." eric said.

"false alarm." red replied going back upstairs.

"look, go take care of your grandmother. we can do this." donna said.

"thanks." eric said passing donna his binder and going upstairs.

"all right, how many words does he have?" kelso asked.

"his name, the date, the class. seven." donna said.

"he's screwed." hyde said.

"yeah." donna said.

"use his middle name." kelso said.

"see? now, this would never happen to me. that is why i do my homework on saturday." jackie said.

"this is a moment, kelso. pick it." hyde told him.

"i think you all could learn something from me right now." jackie said.

"excuse me?" isabella said.

"moment number two." hyde said.

"all right. jackie, we need to talk." kelso said.

"you know what? i did the same paper last year in history. i think i got an A. you want me to go home and get it?" jackie asked.

"let me think... yeah!" donna said.

"hold on, donna. jackie we need to talk about this whole sit-" kelso began but donna twisted his arm.

"jackie, why don't you go ahead?" donna said as kelso whimpered in pain.

"okay." jackie whispered before walking out the door.

"do not break up with her yet, you understand me? say you understand me." donna said grabbing kelso' head.

"all this time i thought you didn't like jackie." kelso said as donna twisted his neck

"just don't break up with her yet." donna told him.

"okay. okay." kelso said.

"all right." donna said before letting him go.

"hey, what do i need jackie for, man? i know more about this stuff than she does. the three true branches of government are military, corporate, and hollywood. i need a pencil. i got it. i got it." hyde said.

donna opened the door and they saw kelso and jackie making out.

"jackie, run!" donna said pushing them.

-

"with their sugar coated ideals designed to anesthetize the ignorant masses. why? so that the military slash corporate branches can carry out world domination. all right, read that back to me." hyde said sitting down on the couch beside isabella.

"okay." donna said before mumbling gibberish.

"you didn't get that?" hyde said.

"i don't think anyone got that." isabella said.

"all right, let's just use the encyclopedia." donna said.

"oh, oh... you just want to vomit up facts from an encyclopedia?" hyde asked.

"yes." donna replied.

"okay, fine. you know what? vomit away. i will not be a part of this, then." hyde said.

"eric, are you down here?" kitty said coming down.

"he's not down here, mrs. forman." donna said.

"donna and isabella, good, why don't you come up and eat with us? i need all the help i can get. not you, steven. grandma doesn't like you." kitty said.

"damn it." isabella said.

"lucky bastard." donna said.

"well, what am i supposed to eat?" hyde asked.

"oh, um, you know, help yourself to the deep freeze." kitty said.

"but everything's frozen." hyde said.

-

donna and isabella couldn't stand being around eric's grandma.

"honey, these cheesy potatoes are delicious." red told kitty

"thank you, honey." kitty said.

"they really are great, mrs. forman." donna said.

"yeah, delicious." isabella said.

"we have them whenever grandma comes over... cause mom knows how much she loves them. right, grandma?" eric asked her.

"they make me sick. i'm allergic to dairy." grandma forman said.

"oh, how sad." fez said.

"ma, this is wisconsin. you're not allergic to dairy." red told her.

"well, maybe she's just allergic to my dairy." kitty said with a laugh.

"isn't that cream in your coffee?" isabella asked grandma forman.

"if you're allergic to dairy you shouldn't be putting cream in your coffee. i mean, cream is dairy." donna said.

"guys, just, no, okay?" eric told them.

"you shut up, eric! who the hell are you two?" grandma forman asked while glaring at donna and isabella.

"grandma, that's donna and that's isabella, you've known them for 16 years." eric told her.

"i have not. anyway, i like your new friend better." grandma forman said, looking at fez.

"the feeling is mutual." fez replied.

"done. i heard a noise in the garage. raccoons. bye." red said before stuffing his face and walking away.

"well, i couldn't eat another bite. i've had enough." kitty said before leaving.

"i'm going back downstairs. excuse me." donna said.

"i'll go with you." isabella said before she got up.

-

eric, isabella and donna went back downstairs and saw hyde getting food out of the dryer.

"what are you doing?" eric asked him.

"huh? um, just working on your report here, and having some fries." hyde said.

"wait, you put french fries in my mom's dryer?" eric asked him.

"yeah, well, the fish sticks are too flaky, so i just... i don't even need to..." hyde said.

jackie and michael finally came back. isabella noticed that kelso' hair was a mess.

"finally. where have you guys been?" donna asked them.

"we had to look for the paper... and eat... and then some stuff happened, you know." kelso said.

"your shirt on inside out." eric told him.

"yeah, that's the stuff." kelso said.

"where's the paper?" donna asked.

"right. okay, see? it wasn't on the three branches of the government... it was on the four food groups." jackie said.

"not sure how you mixed that up, but okay." isabella said.

"okay, look, my dad's got the world books. i'll just run next door and get G." donna said.

"ooh! i'll go with you." jackie said walking out the door.

"you can break up with her now." donna told kelso before she left.

"i'm coming too." isabella said before leaving.

they went back with different books since donna's mom sold the other ones.

"okay, bad news, my mom sold some out at the garage sale. but we have b, x and r." donna said.

"all right. all right. now, you listen up. i have had an extremely stressful day. and i am not proud of what i'm about to say... but someone give me a cigarette! now!" kitty said coming downstairs.

"but, mom, we don't smoke." eric said.

"cut the crap, eric. i am a nurse. i know that one in five teenagers smoke. one, two, three, four, five, six. now, i'm going to close my eyes, and when i open them... there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers. come on, people. hop to!" kitty said.

hyde placed a cigarette between her fingers and she thanked them and asked for a light.

everyone put up their lighters and they heard red calling for kitty.

kitty panicked and passed the cigarette to eric before he threw it in the deep freeze.

"well, there you are, red." kitty said.

"ma says the cat bit her, so i'm down here looking for it." red said.

"dad, we don't have a cat." eric told him.

"that's what i thought." red said before sitting in front of the tv.

"well... you know, we really shouldn't leave your poor little foreign friend up there alone with grandma." kitty said before slowing sitting down.

"it's really kind of nice down here." kitty said as hyde passed her some fries.