《groovy - steven hyde》014
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"are you ready?" kelso asked fez.
"yes." fez replied before kelso hit his hands.
"too slow." kelso said.
"oh, i see how this game is done. now my turn. ready?" fez asked.
"yeah." kelso said before fez hit him in the face.
"too slow." fez said.
"no, fez, that's not how the game works. you're supposed to hit my hands." kelso said as fez hit his hands.
"too slow." fez said.
"who wants cookies?" kitty asked coming down.
"oh, cool." everyone said as they grabbed a cookie.
"they're carob. natures chocolate." kitty said making everyone put their cookie back.
"i think not." eric said.
"no." jackie said.
"no, thanks." isabella said.
"oh, oh, come on. you wouldn't have known if i hadn't told you. oh, eric, i picked out a really snazzy outfit for you to wear on career day." kitty said.
"oh, that's, um, goody." eric said.
"well, fine, mr. grumpy, but i can't wait to show off my little man at work." kitty said.
"you know what? me neither." eric said.
"help me." he mouthed to the gang as kitty went back upstairs.
"why career day, man? it's so lame." hyde said.
"that's just cause your moms the lunch lady." kelso said.
"your mom is gross edna? ew!" jackie said.
"jackie." isabella said.
"i mean, cool." jackie said.
"you bet it's cool. that's why i'm spending the day with hyde and his mom. right?" fez asked.
"eric, i need you in the garage." red said opening the door.
"okay. look, i'll be right back." eric said.
"you can explain exactly what you did to this car." red said.
"okay. look, i'll see you tomorrow." eric said before leaving.
"well, he's screwed." isabella said.
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isabella went to the school with her mom since her mother was the spanish teacher.
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"so, mom, what exactly is on the agenda today?" isabella asked her.
"well, i have to prepare today's lesson and i have three classes today. thankfully, they're all after lunch." mary said.
"so what should we do until then?" isabella asked.
"right now? you can just hang out." mary told her daughter.
"oh, great. i'm gonna head down to the cafeteria for a second." isabella said.
"oh, get me a water." mary said.
"sure, mom." isabella replied.
isabella walked out of her mother classroom and she saw hyde out in the hallway.
"hey, shouldn't you be in the kitchen with your mom?" isabella asked him making him turn around.
"yeah, but she starting riding me about how i'm just like my dad so i left." hyde said.
"i don't mean to be insensitive, but didn't your dad leave?" isabella asked.
"irony, far out." hyde said.
"look, steven. you're not like your dad." isabella told him as she grabbed his hands.
"i know that, i just don't know if my mom knows that." hyde said.
"maybe she's just scared. sometimes people just need reassurance, you know?" isabella said as hyde nodded.
"thanks, and don't tell anyone we had this conversation or i'll have to kill you." hyde said as isabella laughed.
"i won't." isabella replied.
after her talk with hyde, she grabbed a bottle of water from the cafeteria for her and her mom. she chuckled when she saw fez hard at work with hyde's mom.
during her mother's classes, isabella realized how bratty and annoying high school kids can be.
she never realized how hard it is for teachers to get through a class without wanting to scream at the students.
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the gang was back in the basement finishing their papers.
"autumn is harvest time for the farmer. at dawn, my dad and i were out in the field picking carrots fresh off the trees." kelso read out loud making everyone look at him.
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"kelso, carrots don't... that's good. you should put that down." hyde said.
"so, what do you guys wanna do when you graduate?" donna asked.
"oh, um... not touch dead people, ever." eric said.
"not become a teacher." isabella said.
"i want to go back to my homeland... with all that knowledge i have learned here in wisconsin... and rule with an iron fist." fez said deepening his voice at the last part.
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"these are the shoes i'm wearing to the prom. aren't they cool?" donna asked.
"oh, my god, i was gonna get new shoes... except michael didn't ask me." jackie said.
"i love the shoes, donna." isabella said.
"and you like my prom dress, right?" donna asked.
"oh, my god. i was gonna get a new prom dress... except michael didn't ask me." jackie said.
"it's beautiful, donna." isabella told her.
"i'm so nervous about the prom. i think it's gonna be the night that eric and i... you know?" donna said.
"oh, my gosh, that's when michael and i were going to do it for the first time." jackie said.
"uh, no." isabella said.
"jackie, you and kelso did it, like, two months ago. and, like, 30 times after that." donna said.
"yeah, but it would have been our first time at a prom. except michael didn't ask me." jackie said.
"jackie, you broke up with him." donna reminded her.
"i know. isn't it sad?" jackie said.
"look, just ask kelso to go with you." donna said.
"god, no. this is the prom. this is no time for your stupid feminist crap." jackie said.
suddenly eric and kelso walked through the door.
"hello, michael." jackie said.
"hello, jackie." kelso replied.
"i'm just over here helping donna get ready for the prom. because eric and donna are going to the prom." jackie said.
"yes, we are." eric said.
"i'm going to the prom. i'm taking pam macy." kelso said.
"would you look at that? i have to get home." isabella said before running out the door.
isabella went over to the basement and she saw hyde and fez were in there.
"hey guys." isabella said before sitting on the couch.
"hey." hyde and fez said.
"who are you going to the prom with, isabella?" fez asked her.
"uh... i was supposed to go with my cheating ex boyfriend but, you know?" isabella said.
"screw him, i'll go with you." hyde said making isabella's eyes light up.
"really?" isabella asked him.
"yeah, why not." hyde replied.
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that night, isabella was getting ready and she heard a knock on her door.
she walked out on her front porch and saw hyde in a suit. she thought he cleaned up well.
"wow you look beautiful." hyde said making her smile.
"and you look very handsome." isabella said.
she noticed that he was carrying a little box.
"is that for me?" isabella asked him.
"yeah, here." hyde said passing her the box with the pink corsage.
"this is beautiful, steven. thank you." isabella said before kissing his cheek.
the two of them went to the prom and they both ended up having a good time together.
a slow song came on and hyde had asked isabella to dance.
the two of them were slow dancing and isabella started laughing.
"what?" he asked her.
"i just remembered that i'm the one who taught you how to dance." isabella said as he shock his head.
"we agreed not to talk about it." hyde said as isabella laughed.
"fine, fine. just know you're a really good student." isabella said.
"well, maybe i just had a really good teacher." hyde replied with a smile.
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