isabella and her family sat down to have some pancakes and sausages.

"so i'm gonna go over to eric's after breakfast. red has his last day at work so i might not see eric for a while." isabella said.

"oh, that means i won't see laur- i mean, uh, red is not working anymore?" bryan asked which made isabella roll her eyes.

"yeah, his plant is closing down. if we had the room i'd make him come work for me." david said.

"i don't know, dad, bob tried to get him to work for him and he didn't really take him up on the offer till he was out of options." bryan said.

"bryan, you shouldn't talk badly about mr. forman." mary said.

"red is a hardworking family man, he'll get a new job somewhere." david replied.

isabella finished her breakfast and then she went to eric's.

kelso had gotten a new van from his uncle so jackie, isabella and donna were sitting on it and talking.

"so, i guess the first time it actually really happened, was when i was horseback riding." jackie said.

"well, then." isabella said.

"huh. so, you know... i think this van could be pretty nice." donna said.

"you know what, i'm glad he got it. at least it's a step towards responsibility. maybe michael's maturing." jackie said.

"and maybe i'm gonna marry hyde." isabella joked.

"yeah, hang onto that dream, jackie." donna said.

"guys, i'm serious. i think he's growing up. god, i'm so proud of him that, if i weren't already sleeping with him, i'd sleep with him. so... have you and eric done it yet?" jackie asked donna.

"yeah, we did it, and i forgot to mention it." donna said sarcastically.

"oh. so what's the holdup?" jackie asked her.

"whatever. it'll happen when it happens." donna said.

"no rush." isabella said.

"sure. yeah, i guess if i were eric's girlfriend, i would not be in a hurry to do it either." jackie said getting grossed out by the thought.

"wow, there's the sympathetic jackie we know and love." isabella said rolling her eyes.

-

the gang was in the basement playing monopoly when donna walked in.

"all right, it's official. my parents are freaks. which one of you is my boyfriend again?" donna said as eric raised his hand.

"right. it's you. you're taking me out of this stinkin town tonight." donna told him.

"wait, wait, wait, donna, don't you wanna know why fez is in his undies?" hyde asked her.

"no." donna replied.

"it is a really crazy story." fez said.

"it's not." isabella said.

"oh, oh, you know what? i'll tell you a crazy story. it all started like, four minutes ago..." donna began.

she started to tell her story of how she walked in on her parents doing yoga and bob told them about how they were gonna have sex to help their problems.

"ouch. okay, donna, i think we need to take you out for some dirty bad fun." eric told her.

"thank you, eric." donna said.

"oh, you want dirty bad fun? listen to this. i came here fully clothed." fez said.

"oh! no, no, i know. there's this new club that opened in chicago. it's supposed to be like, like, the hottest spot this side of studio 54." kelso told them.

"my god, you guys, that's perfect." donna said.

"no, no, michael, we can't go. my parents are gonna be out late tonight, and... we have to study." jackie said.

"study? aw, what a gyp. i'm going to the club." kelso said.

"no, no, no, michael, you're coming over to my house tonight and we're gonna... study." jackie said holding up air quotes.

"fine. god, i never get to do anything fun." kelso said.

"god, you're dumb." hyde said.

"i guess that's why i've gotta go study." kelso said.

"yeah, that's why." isabella said.

-

eric, donna, fez, hyde and isabella finally made it to the club.

"people are so friendly around here. two women on the corner just offered to have sex with me." fez said.

"yeah, for money, fez." hyde said.

"i could not ask them for money. or could i?" fez said.

"fez!" isabella shouted.

"wow, guys, check out this crowd." eric said.

"i know. this is gonna be so great. let's go see how long the wait is." donna said.

donna walked up to the bouncer and he opened the velvet rope.

"excuse me, how long-" donna began but got cut off.

"you're in." the guy said letting donna past.

"oh, man. i'm so up for this." donna said.

"not you." the guy said stopping eric.

"well, that's fine. i'll just wait with you guys." donna said.

"no, we're next. go in." eric said.

"yeah? all right. i'll see you guys inside." donna said before going inside.

"actually, she's next." the bouncer said pointing at isabella.

"good luck, boys." isabella said patting eric and hyde on the back before going into the club with donna.

-

after a few more minutes had past, donna and isabella went back outside to find the boys.

"there you are. this place is awesome. why aren't you inside?" donna asked them.

"oh, we were in. we were on the inside." eric said.

"i didn't see you." donna said.

"oh, yeah. we waved at you, but you were, uh..." eric trailed off.

"dancing." hyde said.

"excellent. uh, you were dancing and then we went through this..." eric began.

"door." fez said.

"yes. we went through this door, and we were locked out. uh, and then we had to get in the back of the line, so..." eric said.

"all right, well, when you get back inside, find me." donna said.

"go, yeah." eric said.

"we'll meet you on the inside." hyde said.

"okay." donna said before going back inside.

"you guys weren't inside." isabella said looking at the three boys.

"we weren't inside." eric said as isabella laughed.

"see you guys later, then." isabella said before going back into the club.