《ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇʀ||ᴋ.ᴋᴏᴢᴜᴍᴇ †》chapter 15†
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"Open the fucking door before I kick it down." You yelled out already starting to get pissed off.
Footsteps could be heard from the other side, slowly making their way to the door.
Once the door opened, there stood a shirtless guy in sweatpants, drying his hair with a towel.
"Ahh, there's my girl. Come give me a hug" He said with a smirk, holding his arms out.
"Hiro! I haven't seen you in so long! I've missed you so much!" You jumped, dropping all your bags and hugging him.
"I've missed you too princess, who are these 3? Ahh is that suna? Still chasing after y/n I see" hiro chuckled and suna sent him a glare.
"I don't know..." Suna mumbles, rolling his eyes.
"This is tendou satori and this one kozume kenma! Kozumes my roommate and I met satori at a party!" You said with a goofy grin. Tendou and kenma gave him a small wave in return, looking back down at the ground.
"I'll make use some breakfast, come in," hiro said, moving away so we can all fit in.
"Uh, the 4th floor is the guest floor so that's where use will be staying for the meantime... Y/n still has her room on the 3rd and mines next door to hers so that'll be fun" hiro smirked, pulling out a chair for you.
"Always such a gentleman huh" you chuckled, sitting down as kenma places himself next to you.
"Only for you princess" he chuckled, sitting down on the other side of you in a man spread while pushing his hair back.
"So kozume... Do you have a crush on y/n?" Hiro broke the roaming silence that lingered.
"I- uhm...no...im- just- no...." Kenma answered, picking at his callouses. You looked over at his sudden hand movements and rolled your eyes, grabbing his hand and holding it to make him stop.
His face was turning red at your sudden action and you just pretended like it wasn't happening.
"Stage 1, denial..." Tendou muttered making suna Snicker.
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" wanna play Uno or something? I'm bored" Hiro said, getting out of his chair to grab the cards.
"I'm gonna rock your guy's shit" you declared as everyone looked at you with a challenging glare.
"I bet 20!" suna said, slamming money on the table.
"20? Pathetic. I bet 40!" Tendou declared, slamming two 20's on the table with a smug look.
"70" kenma said quietly, putting the money in the middle.
"I give second-place 200," you said, putting the money over everyone else's.
"... I bet dinner cause I have no money on me right now" Hiro chuckled lightly, sorting all the cards out.
(When you see this line again, the Uno part is over :) )
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Blue:7, 7, +2
Red: 4, 1
Green: 4
Yellow:-
Other: +4
Blue: rev
Red: rev, 2
Green: 5
Yellow: 3,5, rev
Other:-
Blue:2
Red: 7, 6, skip
Green: 6
Yellow: -
Other: wild, +4
Blue:9
Red:9,8
Green:9,7,8
Yellow: -
Other: wild
Blue: 1
Red:1
Green: -
Yellow: +2, skip, 8, 6
Other: wild
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You placed a card from the deck in the middle of the table which was a blue 5 as everyone sorted their cards out.
You put your 2 blue 7's down and waited for Hiro to sort his cards out.
"My turn" Hiro muttered putting a blue, red and yellow reverse down.
Suna put down a wild card while chewing on his gum.
"Red"
Tendou put down a red and green 8 with a smug look on his face.
"you gave me shit cards on purpose asshole," Kenma muttered angrily, putting a yellow 8 on top.
You picked up and put down a yellow seven and Hiro gave you an offended look.
"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU CANT DO THAT!" Hiro complained.
"Read the fucking instructions. Yes I can dimwit" you stated
"Whatever" Hiro put down a yellow and green 5 with a petty look on his face.
Suna put down a green and red 6 while getting up from his chair.
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"I'm starving, do you have grapes," he asks, walking to the kitchen
"Yeah, bottom of the fridge" Hiro responded as tendou put down a red, blue and green 9.
"Sick of y'all bitches." Kenma stated as he placed down a wild card
"Yellow"
"Red," you said, putting the +4 down
"Fuck you l/n" kenma muttered making you Snicker.
Hiro picked up a +2, two red 2's and a yellow 3 as suna ran back into the lounge area.
He picked up his deck, placed the grapes down next to him and put down a red skip.
"... I hope you get food poisoning you dumb fox." Tendou stated, throwing his cards down and crossing his arms.
Kenma placed down a yellow skip with a smug look on his face.
"... I hope you get cancelled. Twitter is going to ruin you." You stated with an eye roll as kenma gave you a small smirk of victory.
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"FUCK USE, I WIN." Hiro cheered, flipping everyone off.
"FUCK YOU" you yelled, chucking a grape at his head.
"Aww, and you said you were gonna ruin us, embarrassing." Hiro chuckled, kissing you on the forehead.
"You don't deserve my forehead asshole, go make me a sandwich," you said, covering your forehead.
"Oh don't be like that, you'll come second"
"I won't get a prize though"
"I'll half the money with you" Hiro shrugged, walking away.
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"AHHAHAHEHE I WIN. SECOND PLACE" you cheered, getting up from your chair with a smug look.
"But you still didn't win, you're still a loser" kenma muttered with an eye roll.
"Yeah, and your professional at games aren't you? Imagine. GO TENDOU!" You cheered the redhead on.
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1st: Hiro
2nd: y/n
3rd: tendou
4th: suna
5th: kenma
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"BAHAHAHAAH PRO GAMER MY ASS, YOU CAME LAST!" You laughed uncontrollably making everyone wheeze.
"Tch, shut up you second-placed geek"
"Shut up you last placed dork. Watch me tweet this with the caption 'THE kozume kenma lost at Uno, doesn't sound very pro gamer to me' " you said, grabbing your phone and taking a picture of him.
"FUCK YOU, DELETE THAT." Kenma stated, getting up from his chair.
"Catch me, first baby," you said, running around while writing the caption out
you heard fast footsteps running after you, making you run even faster.
"DELETE IT!" Kenma yelled, chasing you into a room.
"Gonna have to fuck me for it emo boy," you said, as he ran into the room with you on the other side of the bed.
"Fuck... You" kenma said, panting like he had run a marathon
"Is that all you know how to say?" You chuckled, tweeting the caption and the picture.
"You didn't," Kenma stated, glaring at you.
"I told you to fuck me for it" you shrugged, putting your phone back into your pocket.
"I'm gonna murder you-" kenma said, chasing after you once more, this time you jumped up on the bed but you fell face-first onto the quilt.
Kenma grabbed your hair and pulled you up to his level.
"Don't fuck around or something's gonna happen." He whispered in your ear, grabbing your phone out of your pocket and holding it up to your face for the face ID.
"That was hot, your a bit kinky huh" you chuckled, getting out of his grip and crawling back off the bed as he sat down.
"I am but why would I show that" kenma shrugged as you stood in Infront of him while he deleted the tweet.
"So grumpy, maybe if you lighten up more you'll be more approachable" you shrugged, rocking back and forth.
"And yet, you still make an effort to talk to me"
"Do I now? I'm fond of you, I want you and I get what I want" you shrugged with a smirk starting to walk away until you felt a pair of hands grabbing your waist forcefully.
You let out a small yelp as you opened your eyes to see you were straddling him. He was staring into your eyes thinking as you stared back at him.
"𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐡?"
"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐨𝐟𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞." Kenma finished as you started to twirl his hair with your finger
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