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Oliver:

This is boring, can we go get something to eat?

Oliver:

Why are you so mean?

🤔

Oliver:

Cause it's really quiet in here, and the librarian at the front desk keeps watching us...I don't want her to hear us

Oliver:

Cause she might be some pedophile who's trying to over hear you say my name, and then she'll find me on Facebook and stalk me like a creep 😐

Oliver:

Because it's happened before

Oliver:

Well...I left out the part that it was my second cousin, and she's my age and she didn't really have a crush on me (cause that's just weird) but the point is that I hate it when people stalk me on social media 😂

Oliver.

Whyyy

Oliver:

Okay MOM

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