《The Winter Festival》Part 8
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Silence, the furnace had been burned all out. The wedding of Stalin and Nagito was only minutes away. Two guards stood watch over the furnace.
"Comrade, how do you feel about the marriage of Papa Stalin and the white snacc?" Guard 1 inquired, the other shrugged and replied,
"Let Papa Stalin be happy, I personally think the Japanese boy shouldn't be the one he marries!"
"Why so comrade?"
"Because he no snacc, he not even attractive and stuff!"
"True, he look like skeleton!" The 2 guards laughed, the furnace door opened and a blue lighting surrounded the 2 commie guards.
"What in the name of Vodka and bread is happening?!" Guard 2 exclaimed, his neck was twisted and he died and so did the other guard rawr xddddd.
"Don't make fun of my hubby like that." Out of the Furnace stepped a skeleton with a blue hoodle and one blue eye, "Or you're gonna have a . "
The bells started to ring, it was time for the wedding of Nagito and Stalin, the skeleton became infuriated and dashed towards the sound of the bells.
"I'M COMING NAGITO MY LOVE!" The skeleton exclaimed, a blue flame coming from his eye.
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