A predatory man cloaked in black slipped silently from the vents. His prey was standing with their back to the strange being behind them. The man's feet hit the ground with a soft thump. The figure crept towards his prey, almost completely silent. He was coming closer... and closer... and...

"Hey, Clint." I said casually. I'd been with the Avengers for 2 years now, and Clint had been trying to scare me from day 1.

"DARN IT!" Clint screamed, "I will scare you one day, you'll see."

"You can't scare the son of the lord of shadows, and dead, by hiding in the shadows!" I scoffed, "It's impossible."

"Well, I'm gonna do the impossible!" Clint insisted.

"Who's gonna do the impossible?" Tony asked, stumbling into the room with a bottle of wine.

"Right now?" Will asked with a mischievous smirk, "I am. I'm gonna make the Tony Stark stop drinking for as long as I like!" He snapped his fingers, and the wine turned to a ball of light, that burst into a million pieces of golden dust, "You won't be drinking anytime soon."

"How so?" Tony scoffed, "I've got a ton of alcohol!"

"Every time you pick up alcohol with the intention of drinking it, it will burst into light, just like that one did." Will said grinning.

"You're bluffing!" Tony shouted, and picked up another bottle from who know where. It burst into light.

Tony went running out of the room screaming for revenge on the 'prankster of the light."

"YAY!" Will shouted, "PRANK WAR!"

"You've got to be kidding me," Natasha said, I shrugged.

"I just humor him, it makes life easier." I told her. She shook her head, smirking.

Two Weeks Later

"I hate you legolas!" Tony shrieked, holding up his bright pink iron man helmet.

"Who said it was me?" Clint asked smirking.

"It could've been me..." Will poked his head through the window.

"Or me." I said peeking my head from the shadows.

"Or maybe it really was me!" Clint was holding back laughter.

"Are you guys teaming... TOGETHER?!" Tony asked, terrified.

"Maybe..." We all said in sync. He screamed, and ran out of the room, being pranked the whole way.

"I yield!" Tony shouted, and I laughed. He was covered head to toe in bright pink, and purple goo, with random feathers, and beads, along with tons of skeleton, hawk, and sun cut outs. He sniffed.

"Now, how do I get this out?!" Tony asked.

"That's for us to know, and for you to find out!" Clint said with a chuckle. Tony paled.

"Pour salt water on it." Steve said, passing us, "I heard them saying it comes off immediately if you do that."

"OH COME ON!" Will shouted, "Party pooper!"

Steve just scoffed, and walked on. I just suddenly burst into giggles. Will followed me onto the ground. Then Clint couldn't hold back the laughter. Finally Tony joined us.

Natasha walked in and took one look before backing away slowly.

"I don't even wanna know." She stated, before warily walking out the door.