《ASMR Scripts》The Witch's Woods
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Now, what do we have here? A human, in my woods? What are you doing here?
(I'm lost.)
Oh, you're lost? Hm. I suppose that makes sense. Humans who wander my woods tend to go missing out here. Usually people are bad news. Scaring away the forest creatures, and making Mother Nature cry. However, your soul seems cleaner than the average mortal. Tell me human, what exactly were you looking for? I don't like liars.
(Liars?)
Yes, I know you lied to me. You didn't just get lost out here. The trees say you were muttering about a witch, and these are my woods. Now, what is your goal here? Looking for a certain potion? Maybe a woodland companion to befriend? Or, perhaps you were sent here to kill me? I know the humans blame me for their missing friends, but I'm not at fault here. The trees whisper among the humans, leading them away, and I don't know where they end up. I don't mind though, the woods have more say here than I do, not that I mind. The trees didn't lead you away though, which spikes my interest. Why are you here?
(Just curious.)
Oh, you were just curious about me? So, let me get this straight. You hear about a witch in the woods, woods that many people go missing in, and you decided to come find me? All just because you're curious? Humans are such a weird species. Incredibly brave, yet very stupid. You could have been hurt, and the last thing I want is something in my woods in pain. Curiosity can be very dangerous human.
(Had to see you.)
You had to see me? Why? You don't appear to be sick, and you seem pretty clean. I will admit, you do look nervous. Is there a secret you're hiding? Haha, look at me being the curious one now, asking all these questions. Although, my curiosity is more for my safety, while yours is for your own desire.
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(I'm royalty , in search of a wife.)
You're part of the royal family, searching for a wife? I'm sorry your highness, but I don't make love potions, if that's what you were looking for. Forcing love like that is below me, but Cupid might be able to help you search for your significant other. I'm sorry you came all this way for nothing.
(I did speak to Cupid.)
Oh, you all ready met with Cupid? Why have you made your way into my domain then?
(You are my soulmate.)
I... I'm your soulmate? Forgive me your majesty, but I don't mess with love. It leads to pain, and suffering. There must have been some kind of mistake. Cupid hardly makes mistakes though, especially now that he has a love of his own. Oh, what was that your highness?
(I need a bride.)
Yes, I do understand the importance of having a queen by your side to help you rule your kingdom, but having a witch as a queen? I'm not sure how well that would play out with your people.
(I am royalty.)
I now know that you are royalty, and next in line for the throne. You seem to want the best for your kingdom. I can also see how vibrant your soul is. It appears to be filled with a glowing light, which isn't usually seen in royalty. You're a good human, possibly a great ruler, but love can be blinding. Love can be your greatest downfall, and I will be no ones weakness.
(Love can be a strength.)
Well, I suppose you make a good point. Love can also be someone's greatest strength. I guess it depends on how you look at it. I've been alone in these woods for the majority of my life. I have had many beings come and go, leaving good memories, and painful reminders. I do my best to remain distant from emotions, so why should I break my walls down for you?
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(My soulmate.)
Yes, Cupid did say we were soulmates, but that doesn't mean I should give up the life I've known for a human who has made their way through these woods.
(But, the trees?)
Oh, the trees? Yes, I know they let you pass through. I don't know why though. They usually keep anyone away, and I am still a little shocked they let a human come in. Especially one of royal blood. Maybe they can see your clean soul as well. It can be hard at times to see what the trees have in store for others. I trust the trees with my very own soul, so I have given them a chance, and talked to you. Now, you must convince me. Why should I leave my home out here, just to go live in the confines of palace walls? I am not searching to rule over others, so you better have a compelling offer.
(Love.)
Hm, ah, love? Your offer is love? I try to distant myself from emotions, so why would I go for love?
(Soulmates.)
Okay, you may have a point. Soulmates are supposed to be bonded for life, or so Cupid says. I suppose I would be selfish to try and stay away from the being I'm supposed to spend my life with. So, what am I to do now? Just drop everything and follow you?
(Date.)
Oh, you want to take me out, on a date? I didn't realize people of royal blood were capable of taking things slow haha. Usually I hear of them jumping right into marriage. I guess going out somewhere for a meal would be nice. I must conceal myself with a cloak while out your majesty. There are creatures out there who do not take too kindly to witches, even if I'm with the next human to take the throne. With me by your side, your life will be in more danger than you have been in before. These trees won't be able to protect the kingdom from here. Are you willing to risk your life, and potential harm the lives of the ones close to you, just for love?
(Yes.)
Hm, it would appear so then. Love must be one powerful emotion to you humans, if you're willing to risk it all. Very well, someone who can put their life on the line for me deserves to be able to eat with me. I'm ready whenever you are, your majesty.
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