《11:12 ; Lashton ✓》0.8
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hey
wassup
hello
did we just
I think so
anyways I have a dilemma
freak out
stfu
listen to my dilemma
then talk
my mom wants to meet you because she says and I quote 'I'm not letting my little baby ashy go with some stranger to a concert'
aw little baby ashy
and I don't see the problem in that
don't call me that -,-
and my mom is annoying af and will integrate you
well if it gets u goin to the concert then oh well
now that I think about it you're also annoying as hell so i think you two will get on greatly
yayayayay I love getting it on with moms
um
wAit thAT CAME OUT WRONG
I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
I'm just..I'm just gonna go
LITTLE BABY ASHy COME BACK
yeah I'm definitely gonna go
BABY COME BACK
Ashyyyyyy
Ashton motherfuckin Irwin
u know what I hope ur mom treats me better than u
I'll just take Michael to the concert
lol jk he's an annoying fuck
come baaackkkk
Luke is currently pouting and currently hates Ashton :-(
don't start that again
UR BACK!!!!
knew u couldn't resist the hemmoster ;-)))))
no wonder you don't have a girlfriend
well I also like dick so I mean
you're impossible
in a good way tho right??
no
oh
little baby ashy is a meanie weenie
you're actually a 6 year old
actually I'm 5 and 3 quarters
shut up just shut up
+
Michael added Luke to the conversation.
hey bud :))))))
tf am I doing in a groupchat with u and Calum
ew I don't like Calum
make him disappear
wow fuck you too m8
Luke added Ashton to the conversation.
what the fuck do you want it's like 8 in the fucking morning
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good morning
fuck off
hi ashy
go away
don't call him ashy
go away chop stick
you're so weird in the morning
shut up turd nugget
are you 4?
he's actually 5 and 3 quarters
I thought you were sleeping
I thought you were Asian but guess not
friendship goals
what was the point of this groupchat.
oh yeah!
FUCK YOU LUCAS.
what the heck did I do to you?
*grabs popcorn*
*gets soda*
YOU BOUGHT ATL TICKETS AND DIDNT INFORM ME OR INVITE ME?
asshole
stfu I'm taking u the 1975
BUT ALL TIME LOW
suck it up
WHO GOES TO A CONCERT ALONE YOU FREAK
I'm not
WHO TF YOU GOING WITH THEN YOU ASSHOLE
*raises hand*
LUKE I REALLY HATE OU
I love you more bro
Michael left the conversation.
wtf take me to a concert
but I don't like u????
so? Let's bond over some rad music
I'm just gonna go
but ash
ashy :-(
it's like 5 in the morning I'm going back to sleep
it's like 8:30
don't correct me hemmo
don't tell me what to do
shut up???
you????
I'm older
I'm cuter
I'm hotter
I'm taller
*grabs some more popcorn*
yeah goodbye
good just leave
Ashton left the conversation.
no wait I was kidding
no come back!
Luke added Ashton to the conversation.
ashtoff :-(
I aM TrYING TO SLEEP
ok meanie weenie be that way
Ashton left the conversation.
I JUST WANTED TO TALK
when your girlfriends a clingy bitch
stfu sesame chicken
Calum left the conversation.
dudes :-(
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Idk about you but I thought this chapter was very cute :DD I enjoyed writing it especially the ot4 groupchat
I'm pretty sure I missed italicizing some words, if you see it please point it out!
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