holy shit 12k reads, 1.9k votes, 1k comments I'm in awe right now this is amazing I love you all so much you're all babes

11:12 what was your wish

to take the perfectist picture with Alex

"perfectist" yup

and u say I suck at spelling words

I'm just really excited

I'll make that happen for u bc I love u that much

youre so good to me

1-10 how much do u love me

3

oh

:-)

rude

okay fine I'll give you a 7

9?

7.5

10

5

8?

fine 8

yesssss

you're so weird

guess what material shirt I'm wearing

jc penny's?

Ashton I said material

that is a material!

no it's not how the fuck do u pass ur classes

just guess the material

is cotton a material?

I'm facepalming so hard. Yes Ashton it is

then cotton

no

boyfriend material ;)

THAT WAS SO LAME YOURE SO LAME

cmon tho I'm boyfriend goals

how's that?

well for one I'm cute as hell

is hell cute?

it is now

go on

I'm down to cuddle at all times(and fuck but not important)

I'll buy concert tickets for that person even if I didn't like the people, like what boyfriend does that?

did I mention I'm cute as hell? Bc I'm cute as hell

I've been told I can do wonders with my mouth ;-)

if they play a sport, it'll become my sport too bc support is key

and okay I'm a clingy asshole but so are koalas and nobody complains about koalas

I'm a great cook

I'll kiss them when they're sick bc germs can smd and also become their bitch bc love

and just id be a good boyfriend

I wouldn't mind if we dated

we should date

maybe if you're lucky ;)

is that a promise?

you never know ;)

don't make promises u can't keep D-:

why do you always put the nose it's so annoying

shut up asshole u put it sometimes too

answer my question

because it makes them look more happy and cheerful

what?

:) - looks like a fake smile like 'ha ha yup I'll smile for ur sake'

:-) - looks so much happier like gUYS LOOK I HAVE A NOSE NOW MY SMILE DOESNT LOOK FAKE

what is wrong with you

honestly you're so lame

why did I answer you the first time you ever texted me

bc I was one kool kat

also if u didn't u wouldn't be going to an ATL concert now would u, no so stfu

okay true

hey

hi?

I'm cute as hell

I know

you've told me like 3 times already

do u not think I'm cute :-(

oh my god Luke

I juST WANT TO BE COMPLIMENTED

all Michael does is call me annoying and ugly :-(

then get a boyfriend

I'm trying to

oh

well um how's that going then?

eh idk if they like me back so

just ask them

but rejection?

go for it

um

make like nike and just do it

ITS EASIER SAID THAN DONE ASHTON

stop being a wimp

maybe later, I'll tell you how it goes

okay

okay

don't go all tfios on me

sorry babe

babe ey?

sorry it just kind of slipped out sorry if it made u uncomfortable

I never said I didn't like it ;)

oh

OH

alright ;-)

the stupid fucking nose

guess what

?

I think the person I like kind of likes me back

oh. that's great.

:-)

yay.

be excited for me!

I'm stoked.

:-)

+++++

Luke and Ashton are oblivious lil fuck heads.

I write these chapters so fast and easily if I have an idea for the beginning bc then I just add random stuff for the rest.

btw I have no idea how a meet and greet(cries a little) goes so when that chapter comes I'm going to wing that part with how I see how it happens in videos and everything.