"My head is pounding." Bella mumbles while I moisturize her face. "Does the light have to be on?"

"Yes." I tell her getting ready to do her makeup. "Are you ready for the second most important day of your life?"

"Second?" She asks.

"The day you wake up a vampire will take number one." Alex says walking into the room Vivian following. "How do I know that and you don't?"

"Magic." Bella groans. "How are you not hungover?"

"Magic juice. Here." She handed Bella a hangover cocktail curtesy of Emily and her magic hands. "Drink and get ready to get married."

"You nervous?" Vivian asks taking a seat and rubbing her stomach.

"A little." Bella admits.

"Say the word and we have a get away car." Alex whispers leaning closer to Bella. "Take the liquor and run."

"No no I wanna marry him." Bella objects and I snort. "It's just a lot of fanfare."

"Well it's a once in a lifetime thing."

"Not in this family." I joke. "Apparently Rosalie and Calvin have had 3 weddings so far."

"Holy shit." Vivian mutters. "And here I think having one is selfish."

"Speaking of when is yours happening?" Bella asks her turning airway from me, like I'm not doing her makeup, bitch.

"When he proposes."

"Ah so that's the next task." Alex says nodding. "Then Emmett and Celeste."

"Or you and Leah." I counter and she looks at me. "Paul and Conner it is." She nods at me and Bella laughs. "Hush you."

"Would marriage be so bad?" She asks me. "I mean you love him."

"This is so not a topic in a house where everyone has supernatural hearing." I mutter. "Put a pin in it till after the honeymoon."

"Speaking of, a gift from me." Alex says handing Bella a box of condoms. "Wrap it up." Bella blushes bright red making us cackle.

"Are you all decent?" Calvin ask from the other side of the door.

"Mentally?" Alex replies and he fake laughs opening the door.

"So I came to tell you something, but I need you to promise not to kill anyone." He says looking at me.

"I make no promises to men speak." He makes a show a sighing.

"Ok so remember our cousins?" He asks and I nod. "Okay well uh here." He hands me a paper.

Tanya and Emmett used to hook up. Not in the last like 5 years but you know. I thought you should know.

"Ok." I say handing the letter to Alex who holds out her hand. The three of them read it.

"Ok?" He looks over to Alex who shrugs.

"Mmm." I will put that bitches head through a wall. "How's the getting ready on your end going?"

"It's going. So all good?"

"Yup." I nod and he nods back.

"Okay I'll leave you guys to it." He looks at me for a second before leaving.

"I wanna see this bitch." Alex mutters moving to brush Bella's hair.

"She either looks exactly like Cel or completely different." Vivian says standing to plug in the curler. "In a bad way obviously."

"Doesn't matter to me." I say shrugging. "Alright look up Bells." I will tear her to pieces.

-

"Knock knock." Dad says coming in with Renee, that bitch.

"Ooo look at you chief." Alex says clapping. "Do a spin for us."

"I know I know I look hot." Dad says and obliged Alex and did a spin. Bella giggles covering her face with her hands.

"Bet Billy likes it." Vivian mutters so only I hear and I nod.

"Well we have a gift for you Bella." Renee says pulling out a box. "We thought you needed something blue." They open the box and it's a hair pin.

"And something old." Dad says smiling at her, Bella not Renee, obviously.

"Besides your mother." We both say at the same time making Alex laugh and Viv snorts.

"Nice." Renee scoffs and I give her a thumbs up. "You look so beautiful baby, I'm gonna cry." I roll my eyes and take the hair pin to add to Bella's Bun and veil.

"Mom don't cry." Bella says handing her a tissue.

"Right my makeup." She says dabbing at her eyes. "This house is so beautiful and the decor is so unique, especially the graduation caps."

"More like weird." Dad says winking at me.

"Okay hate to break this up but we have to get dressed." Alex says and they nod. "Charlie stay up here and Renee find Alice she can show you to your seat." Renee nods and they walk out. "God I just hate her so much."

"Trust me I know the feeling."

-

"Okay close your eyes." Alex instructs me, I sigh before closing them. "Good."

"Okay and open." Vivian tells me.

"Oh wow." I say looking at Bella who stands looking a little awkward as always. "You look so beautiful Bells."

"It's not too much?" She asks smoothing the skirt of the dress.

"No it's perfect." I say grabbing her hand and slowly spinning her. "You look beautiful Bella." If I could cry I would.

"Thank you."

"Alright then it's time to get you married."

-

Everyone was in their seats and waiting for the music to start to get this show on the road. Jasper came to stand next to me since he was the best man by force. And by that I mean I forced Edward to choose or I would beat him. It wouldn't have made sense to only have a maid of honor, which is me, obviously.

"You okay?" Jasper asked while I adjusted my dress.

"Why wouldn't I be?" I ask him picking up my flowers.

"Tanya." He whispers so low I can barely hear it.

"I'm secure. Besides I would win that fight." I shrug and he laughs. "Do you think I should be worried?"

"Oh yea totally, it's not like Emmett would kiss the floor you walk on if you asked him to."

"I didn't ask for the sarcasm Apple Jack." He laughs at the nickname. "I'm not but you idiots keep bringing her up like I should be."

"No we just don't want you to kill her."

"If no one had brought it up the idea wouldn't have even crossed my mind." I point out as the music starts. "Ready cowboy?"

"You make it sound like I'm getting married." He jokes and I laugh before we begin to walk. Ew people are looking at me. Gross. We walk and then take our seats only to stand as the music changes for Bella.

"I'm already crying." Vivian mutters from behind me and I nod, because if I could cry I would be bawling like a baby. "Oh my god."

"You guys are such saps." Emmett whispers and I nod again. I miss being able to cry right now. Dad walks Bella down the aisle and I'm so sad she's all grown up now. "You look distressed."

"Shush." I mumble as she passes, she looks at me and I give her a thumbs up. "I'm a mess." Dad nods wiping his eyes as he comes to sit with us.

"Beautiful mess." Emmett mumbles as we take our seats and I shake my head. "I'm right."

-

"And for the first time Mr and Mrs. Cullen." Calvin announces with the microphone we should definitely take away from him. Everyone claps and cheers while I try to get Vivian to stop crying before she go goes into labor. Logan is trying to help to no avail.

"Someone get Jasper." I mutter and Alex nods before disappearing. "Come on it's a happy day."

"I know." She whines. "I'm happy, these are happy tears."

"Oh they sure seem like it." Jasper says coming to stand next to us.

"She won't stop." Logan groaned only to get hit with a tissue. "Help."

"Alright ladies why don't we all call down." Jasper suggests.

"We are men."