"How you feeling?" I ask Bella in between her greeting guests.

"My feet hurt." She whines but she's all smiles and so cute. "You did an amazing job on this. Everything is so beautiful."

"Only the best for my little sister." She laughs. "Alright your moms on her way over so I'll leave you to it. Have fun." She shakes her head as I walk away.

"Hey pretty lady." Emmett says wrapping his arm around my shoulders. "Enjoying yourself?"

"As much as I can without drinking." I tell him. "That speech you have in mind, absolutely not." He turns me to face him. Call me cringe because I like the way he makes me feel all safe in his arms. Ew cringe.

"You don't think it's funny?"

"Just because it's funny doesn't mean it's good." He laughs shaking his head. "Plus you'll drive my dad to drink."

"Charlie is already drinking." He says nodding towards where my dad, Billy, Sue and Harry stand. (Yea Harry lives in my story Idc for canon) "Besides it's like you said it's funny."

"It's also childish." I point out. "Can't you come up with something nicer."

"Oh yea tell me your speech again."

"Speech?" I ask. "I don't need a speech."

"You don't even have a speech." He laughs again and I slap his arm. "You're the maid of honor, and her twin! You need a speech."

"I do not." I whine. "I don't want to be perceived, especially not by all these extras."

"You need a speech. Hey I'll help you write it."

"Oh yea that'll be something." I snort he kisses the side of my face. "I think Bella would be grateful if I didn't speak."

"It's probably your only chance to embarrass her."

"I'm her older sister and I quite literally have eternity." The music changes to Obsesión by Aventura. "Can you dance to this?" He shakes his head. "That's a problem for tomorrow, Andrew." I slip out of his arms and grab Andrew to make him dance with me.

"I hate your mother." He says as we get into the dance. "I'm so sorry you had to live with her."

"Me too." He laughs and spins me. "Don't worry tomorrow she'll be on a flight and out of our lives forever."

"Can't happen soon enough." He mumbles and I laugh, we get into the dance more. This is my favorite song, or favorite dance song maybe. I just love it. "Remember when we had to teach you how to dance to this?"

"Don't it was embarrassing." I say before being spun again. "I remember breaking that ugly vase."

"It was ugly." He says laughing. "Thank you, for not giving up on me."

"Anytime Andy."

-

I in fact do not have to teach Emmett bachata tomorrow because Andy is trying to teach him right now. Bree bounces over to me while I'm busy laughing and getting pictures of them.

"Teach me?" She asks and I nod grabbing her hands.

"It's a three step like this." I show her and she tries to match. "Okay go slow and then we can try to match the music." We keep going and she slowly starts to get it. "There you go now faster."

"Okay I think I got it." She smiles at me as we match the beat.

"Good, now you gotta spin, it's like this." I spin and then try to spin her. "No no too many steps. Only three."

"Okay switch." Andrew says pushing Emmett towards me. "He's hopeless good luck." Andrew spins Bree away as she giggles.

"Hi." He says leaning down to kiss me. Maybe I'm just horny or something, because I'm feeling too much.

"Howdy." I greet making him smile. "Can't dance?"

"I can too, just not to this." He says smiling, just as Alex comes up to us.

"You two look so cute but unfortunately Billy got caught by Renee." She rushes out slightly out of breath. "God heels suck." I look over to see Renee talking to Billy who looks like he's in pain.

"Okay I'm off to save Billy, I have sandals in the house if you want to change shoes." I tell her and she nods before disappearing. "I'm going to kill her slowly." I say walking towards where my Bella's mother had Billy cornered. Emmett's following me probably to make sure I don't actually murder her. Smart man.

"Renee I suggest you mind your business about Celeste." Billy snaps as we get closer, good gods she never stops does she.

"She's my daughter." Renee argues and I stop Emmett so I can be nosey first, Billy scoffs. "She is."

"Oh yea so where were you when she ran away three times?" Billy asks. "Or when she got into the accident or when she graduated high school?" Lol facts.

"Excuse me?" Bitch your excused now fuck off.

"Celeste is more my daughter than yours now I suggest you go ruin someone else's night." If I could cry I would, I'm just really emotional right now. I walk over to end this before Renee can keep going.

"Renee go sit down please." I hand Billy a champagne flute I grabbed for him. "Go work out your second divorce or something." She stares at me for a minute before walking away.

"That women sucks." Billy mumbles taking a sip of the champagne. "Couldn't have brought me a beer?"

"So I'm your daughter huh?" I ask him and he smiles. "Well I guess that's good considering you're swapping spit with my dad."

"How?" He looks so surprised and I'm here grinning the fucking Cheshire Cat.

"I have really good hearing. Unfortunately." I tell him trying to forget the things I've heard in my home. "I mean at least neither of you can get pregnant."

"Oh Celeste." He laughs and takes the beer Emmett brought over.

"Just remember I will end you if you hurt him." I say patting his back.

"I know you will. But don't worry, I won't." He smiles at me.

"Ew you're all sappy now." I tease and he laughs again. "And with my dad. Gross."

"Oh hush."

"Whatever old man." He laughs before rolling away, probably to find my dad. "You know I was so surprised that I fell out of the window." I tell Emmett grabbing his hand and walking towards the house, I need to grab the bouquet for the toss.

"No you didn't."

"I did and then I proceeded to dance around because I called it last year." He laughs at me. "And now my dad is happier so two wins."

"That's good." He looks over my head towards the wedding. "Come meet the Denalis." He looks back to me. "Unless you don't want me near Tanya." He teases me, I smile and wrap my hand around his neck, lightly, I'm not trying to hurt him, yet anyway.

"Oh babe, if I can't have you. No one can." I tell him before I kiss him. "Now back to the party." I say sliding my hand down to grab his.

"I feel like I shouldn't have been as into that as I am."

"Probably not." I say shrugging. "But hey I'm not judging you." He laughs as we walk up to the Denalis who are just standing looking pretty with Carlisle, Calvin and Esme.

"This is Emmett's mate Celeste, Celeste this is Eleazar, Carmen, Kate, and Tanya." Esme says smiling. One of them is missing but I could care less, I'm peopled out anyway.

"It's so lovely to meet you." Carmen says hugging me and placing a kiss on my cheek.

"Do it Kate." Calvin says and Kate looks to me. "Trust me."

"No he's right do it." Emmett encourages.

"Does she even know what you idiots are suggesting?" Kate asks before turning to me. "Do you?"

"No but whatever is it can't be worse than my mother so go on." I tell her and she raises an eyebrow. "Trust me if not thing one and two."

"Alright then." She says before grabbing my hand, she looked at me in shock before letting it go. It was just tingly.

"I'm supposed to be in pain aren't I?" I ask her and she nods. "Right do it again please." She shakes her head before giving me her hand again. "Interesting." I'm so gonna learn this later.

"Hey it's time for speeches." Vivian says popping up surprisingly quiet for a pregnant lady.

-

I walk up to the stage because of course I have a speech. It's Bella's wedding.

"Alright I said I wasn't gonna speak but I live for this stuff so." I start. "Now while I have many many embarrassing stories about Bella and Edward. I have something more important, which is a letter from 1999." I hear Bella groan as I pull out the letter and smile at her. "It says, 'I've found the love of my life, he is the Goblin King. I promise he's the one for me and I will never marry anyone but him'" Bella's all pink in the face as everyone laughs. "Now obviously that didn't happen but Edward I just want you to know that you will always be second to the great Goblin King. Although you do have the hair volume to rival his." Seriously dude huge hair. "In all seriousness, I am so happy that you two have found love with each other. So to Bella and Edward."