*around a table with a broken coffee machine on it*

So.

Who broke it?

...

I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

*inhale*

*raises hand* I did it. I broke-

*puts finger over Britain's mouth*

No, no you didn't.

UKSR?

Don't look at me! Look at Sovian!

What?! I didn't break it!

Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

*points to the broken coffee machine* Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Suspicious...

No, it's not!

If it matters, probably not but... Sovietbritain was the last one to use it.

Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Oh, really? Then what were you doing near the coffee machine earlier?

I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles everyone knows that Sovbrit!

Okay, let's not fight, I broke it so let me pay for it Soviet-

NO!

WHO BROKE IT?!

...

*whispering* Папа, UKSSR has been awfully quiet-

Really?!

Yeah, really-

OH MY GOD-

*fighting each other*

*quickly escapes the mess that is his family*

I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

*looks at the siblings fighting while Britain tries to stop them*

I predict that ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.