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*is talking with the police outside their house*
*shouts out of the window* BRITAIN IS THAT A POLICE?! I'M CALLING THE WEED!
*dials 420 on the microwave*
420 what are you smoking?
Bloody hell, not again-
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Give me my lily pad back.
Mibbet was a plain old frog, a frog? Long legs:check. Long Tongue:check supremely pissed off that somebody transformed her into a princess? Wait..... WHAT? Now she has to contend with international politics, roving bandits, stalker princes, and figuring out why the hell she's suddenly human all at once. Today is shaping up to be a very weird day, and she hasn't even had her morning fly yet.
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The Legend Of One Piece: A Journey Through Divided Seas
(This is a One Piece FanFiction)Decades have passed, since the last Pirate King, Luffy and the Straw Hats had disappeared. Much had changed, in fact, People have forgotten what is true freedom and much of true piracy has been lost. The seas have become far more divided than ever.. What is the world government up to now? A corruption over powers the Marine and who is this new pirate crew that are making a name for themselves?Will this new Pirate Crew shaken the freedom that had been long lost in deep slumber?Welcome to the story of Pirate Nortus D. Claudeus! A new era begins! (I don't own One Piece only the OC's I created & this story)
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The Story Of Ash
Ash is just your everyday 17 year old boy, Living in a small town in the middle of nowhere. Untill he walks up a mountain just outside his town, If you asked him why he always did the things he did, He would always reply with "Eh I was bored and thought it would make things lively". Well infact this time he was right when he found a small cave which when he entered a ancient voice was heard " If you free me I will grant you one wish". Will Ash free the ancient voice? Does this voice have a body to go with it? Will Ash ever find something to entertain him? What would you wish for? This is my first time ever writing and I have no confidence what so ever, But I still hope you come to like it.
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A World With or Without Aliens
Nothing matters. It's not my opinion, it's a scientific fact. This is neither good nor bad, it just... is. I watched my entire country burn, fried on a patriotic pan after some jerk fired a bunch of nukes at the docile fleet of alien ships hovering over us. Who gave this moron such power? I don't know. Everyone involved is most likely dead by now. As for me, I can't die. I feel pain like a normal person would (I think), but no matter how terrible the conditions, I will never die or pass out. Fortunately, a lot of alien technology survived its crash to Earth, so I get to spend some time playing with it until Mr. Author gets bored and decides to screw up my life. Beware, this has a "harem" tag. If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm the main character and am therefore subject to this novel's timeline. While this bars me from the sweet ignorance of Chapter 1's me, it does have other perks... for example, I can tell you that heroine number one is personally responsible for kil-!? H-hey, back off! I'm your character, so if you didn't want me to be like this, then you should've written me differently! Randomguy here! In all seriousness, this novel is meant to explore the concept of nihilism as a post-apocalyptic/supernatural-scifi/satire told from a nihilistic introvert's first-person perspective. As you heard from my unsettled main character, each heroine is going to be a different type of horrifying socio/psychopath with dark motives and dangerous abilities (most of which are psychological). Why would I do something like this? Because I am, in reality, a nihilist who is often frustrated by weird things, like unrealistically dramatic stories, the industrialization of art (specifically music), and people who think swimming in brown creekwater for five hours is a "fun" activity. Don't get me wrong, neither me nor my character are depressed, we're just malcontents who make a lot of nerd references. I feel like the true essence of an "everything is worthless" perspective is lost on most pop-culture figures. The closest character I can think of at the moment is Rick from Rick and Morty, who is a drunk, angry nihilist that experienced tremendous loss. I, personally, find this belligerent state of mind to be very relatable, and have incorperated it into every chapter's introduction. Here, the main character talks directly to the reader (and me), shamelessly complaining about some semi-relevant facet of society, which probably doesn't make much sense... it's not really supposed to, though. These "angry nihilist" moments are just a peak into the main character's everyday existence, and also act as miniature rage-journals for me. It will sometimes take a subjectively 'positive' turn, but not very often. This is because reality isn't good or bad, "it just... is". I will eventually bring it full-circle to optimistic nihilism, since that seems to be a more practical way to live (and by "practical", I mean "doesn't create mental health issues"). It is, of course, a satire. I did this because most unnecessarily emotional moments or people usually make me feel kind of awkward, so I decided to mock them. That is, I plan to mock the characteristics about them I don't like in characters based solely off said characteristics. Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy my story!
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Unwaking
Hidden away from the outside world, Willow had spent her first 15 years in blissful ignorance of the political scheming of knights and nobles until one of the most famous knights in the realm appeared on her doorstep. Colm had thought he was doomed to spend his time as a squire polishing saddles and feeding horses until he was allowed to accompany the knight of legend on a quest to bring a mysterious girl to the castle. And all the while Prince Fiachra had lain frozen in time, cursed by the evil Fae Queen as she drew her last breath. Drawn together by magic and coincidence, the unlikely comrades will have to decide between their loyalties to their families, to their homes, and to each other as they seek to break the curse and save the kingdom from forces that would seek to destroy it.
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CARNAGE CARNIVORE - A dragon devouring faeries...-
Carnage... This name I gave myself...The last human being...The first dragon...The first carnivore...The world as we knew it no longer exists. The Gods, the sky or the creator...whatever. After a solar explosion and a good dose of gamma rays, all humans and most animals disappeared. With time, all traces of civilization disappeared. But the Gods, tired of our conflicts or wanting to finish once and for all with evolution, decided to replace our way of life by a magical, fantastic universe. Populated by elves, gnomes, dwarves, goblins and all sorts of creatures born spontaneously by magic, the moon, flowers and dew, like fairies. A paradise.Me? I was a scientist... I knew... There were plenty of signs... and I went on expeditions, stole relics from another age and by the power of science and genetics I made the crazy bet to transform myself into a dragon. When I woke up... Everything was gone, replaced.So I decided to avenge those billions of sacrificed souls by devouring everything I could. Gods included. I am the first and only carnivore...
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