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*is losing his mind over homework*
What's the problem?
Math problems.
Oh I can help you! Lemme see.
*gives Sovian the paper*
Alright... Um, here's an easy one! What's 6×3?
...
6×3!
I don't know-
6×3!
I DON'T-
6×3!
I LEGIT DON'T KNOW!
Six threes!
I don't know, what is it?!
WHAT IS IT?!
...
Get your Mum.
Why?!
BRITAIN!
*runs down the stairs*
What's the problem?!
Homework.
*throws paper into Britain's face*
*takes the paper off his face and looks at it*
What's 6×3?
I don't know!
6×3!
I DON'T KNOW!
What's 6+6?
Oh, 12!
NOW ADD 6!
: I DON'T KNOW! WHAT IS IT?!
WHAT IS IT?!
*widens his eyes and stares into space*
Get your math teacher.
Who?!
MR UN!
*busts open the front door*
WHAT?!
Homework.
*snatches the paper from Britain*
I TOLD YOU THIS! WHAT'S 6×3?!
I don't know!
Look, if Sovbrit has 6×3 amounts of this soap,
*points to Sovbrit sitting at a table with a lot of soap on it*
:>
How much this soap would she have?!
How much?!
HOW MUCH?!
O.o
*silence*
*still sitting at her table*
:>
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