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Soviet, what's a blowjob?
Uhm... When hairstylists blow dry someone's hair, it's called a blowjob.
Oh, ok!
{Later when Soviet comes home wet from the rain}
Soviet, you're wet. Let me give you a blowjob.
*spits out pepsi*
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