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So I got threeeeeeeee for this one
First one is by
Wanna see my pussy
Uh- sure?
*sends picture*
That is your vagina
I want a picture of your cat
I don't have a cat
What a waste of my time
Second is by
Fuck me
So I stick up the middle finger
No, fuck me!
*sticks up the middle finger at Britain*
You dumb bitch
Third is by
My poor back
What did you do to your back?
Wellllllllllll~
*flashback to the night before*
Oh... Now I know.
Thank you all for the quotes TwT
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