《Helluva Harem》Night Crew
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Loona:[Angrily] Y/N YOU FUCKER, LET US IN!
You shot up from your nap. You forgot to set an alarm and now Loona and Octavia are standing outside your door looking like idiots. You got up from your bed and ran to the door. After opening it you can visibly see Loona was pissed, while Octavia had a bored look to her face.
Y/n: Shit my fault guys. I wanted to take a nap but I forgot to set an alarm.
Loona: Whatever, so what is it that you had planned for us.
Y/n: That's still a suprise, but first things first. Loona where do you keep the grimoire.
Octavia:[having a puzzled look on her face] Why do you need the grimoire?
Y/n: To go the living world obviously, I promised Loona I would help her out with something eventually but after todays events I think we could use this as a little reward.
Loona:[With a wide grin] Don't tell me we're going to-
Y/n: So That's exactly what we're doing, hope your ready Loona.
Octavia: What's going on exactly?
You filled in Octavia on what you promised Loona a day ago. Octavia just smiles at your acts of helping out Loona.
Y/n: So where's the grimoire anyways?
Loona: I left it at I.M.P, but don't worry I have the building keys with me.
Y/n: Perfect, just let me change out of these rags and we can leave, in the mean time you guys can helps yourselves to anything in my fridge or just watch the TV.
Loona: Good because I'm fucking starving.
Octavia: Thank you Y/n, if it's ok can I use your bathroom?
Y/n: Yeah you can be aware that the only sort of privacy you can get is through bead curtains so Loona might peak.
Loona:[Raising the middle finger at you] Yeah and fuck you to.
Y/n:[Chuckling]
Loona then walks over to your kitchen and starts raiding your fridge trying to find anything edible. Octavia makes her way to the bathroom, once she went behind the curtains you made your way to the bedroom and started changing. Trying on some of your new clothes, you finally put an outfit together. A green N3b Jacket with fur on it's hood, a black T-shirt, green camo cargo pants, and black work boots. The way the outfit works together and it shape makes you look someone who shouldn't be messed with.
After you got done dressing you went to one of the closets and took out a duffle bag, grabbed a bundle of souls, took 200 bills off one bundle, and put the rest back. You put the duffle bag back in it's closet and the money in your wallet. As you went back to the living room you saw Loona eating a sandwich and Octavia Looking at the guitar next to the couch.
Octavia: Can you play Y/n?
Y/n: Yeah I know how to play, but if you want to hear something good just hand me a bass. The bass is where I shine at.
Loona: You're just bragging at this point, what other instruments can you play?
Y/n: Just some the basic instruments. Guitar, Bass, Drums, some keyboard, and a tiny bit of banjo.
Loona: Why would you want to learn banjo?
Y/n: Ummm excuse me, the banjo is a instrument of class, it's just too complicated for you simple minded people.
Loona:[Scoffs] Well excuse me Mr. high and mighty, I didn't know you loved the banjo so much.
Octavia:[Laughing] Oh don't be like that Loona, you would totally want to learn the banjo if your brain could handle it.
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Loona:[Flipping the double bird] Fuck you guys.
You all started laughing at the conversation and the way it turned out. After awhile of more banter you're finally ready to leave for I.M.P.
Y/n: You guys ready for a night of fun?
Loona: Yeah, I'm all good here.
Octavia: Yeah im ready to go, and how about you Y/n. You ready to go?
Y/n: Yup, Lets get going.
Loona gets up from the couch and leaves the apartment, Octavia follows Loona out the door and you follow Octavia, Closing and locking the door behind you. When you made it outside you took in the scenery, the hellish night sky and the neon lights were a beauty. Loona starts walking towards I.M.P, you and Octavia standing next to Loona. Small banter and jokes were told, some topics of interest were talked about as well, After 40 minutes of walking you finally made it to I.M.P. Loona unlocks the front door and motions for all you to get inside.
After taking the elevator up, Loona walks ahead trying to find where she left the grimoire. Octavia follows Loona and you decide to explore the office, nothing noticably different until you saw the break room lights on. You entered and saw Millie.
Y/n: Millie? What are you doing here?
Millie:[Startled] Christ! Oh it's only you Y/n, What are you doing here?
Y/n: Loona, Octavia, and I are going to the living world for a bit, what about you?
Millie: Oh Moxxie has guest over for tonight and I didn't want to disturb them.
Y/n: You talking about Angel Dust?
Millie: Yes! How'd you know?
Y/n: I saw Moxxie at the mall earlier today. He explained what you had between y'all.
Millie: That's great! Well if you need me I'll be right here.
Y/n: Well, if you want you can come join us Millie. It would be fun if you tag along.
Millie: Well aren't you just the sweetest, of course I'll tag along!
Y/n: That's great! Come on let's go meet up with the others.
You exited the break room and grouped up with Loona and Octavia. Confused when they saw Millie but you explained what's happening and how she wants to tag along for the adventure.
Loona: That's fine with me, Octavia?
Octavia: Yeah it's cool, how's the progress on the portal?
Loona: It's..just....about [A portal Opens on the floor] Ready!
Y/n: Sick, well now let's get going,
You trust falled into the portal, when you were transferred to the living world you fell standing right back up, Millie jumps next then, Octavia, and last Loona.
Y/n: So where did you even take us Loona?
Loona: No clue, I just opened a portal that's close to a pharmacy.
Y/n: Makes sense. [looking around] The streets seem to be empty,lets get moving.
After 5 minutes of searching you finally found the pharmacy, you checked to see if anyone was inside through the automatic doors, the doors were closed but the lights were on. Assuming someone was inside closing up you looked to your group and devise a plan.
Y/n: Ok Millie, you're with me. We're going through the front door, Loona, Octavia, You guys try go through the back, sometimes places leave the backdoors open for convenience, when you make it in give us a sign, break a bottle or throw something in the air to make sure it's you, there has to be some workers in here but nothing we can't take of. Got it?
Millie: What about Cameras?
Y/n: They seemed to be turned off so we should be fine.
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Loona: Fine with me, you ready Octavia?
Octavia: Yup, let's get moving.
And just like that Loona and Octavia are gone, you and Millie made your way to the front doors.
Millie: How are we even supposed to get inside? the doors locked.
Y/n:[Smiling] Not for long.
You grabbed the small gap between both doors, making sure had a good grip between them, after a couple of seconds of exerting some force, the doors slide right open, Millie blushing over your example of strength. In her mind she wants you to hold her with your arms but she keeps it to herself.
Y/n:[Gesturing towards the door] Please, Ladies first.
Millie:[Smiling] Such a gentleman
As you and Millie walked in you heard a bottle break, Loona and Octavia then appearing in front of you.
Y/n: Was there anybody in the back?
Loona: Yeah some idiot held us at gunpoint and called himself "the deputy", but Via over here just walked up to him and kicked him right in the nards, Good and hard. He was crying on the floor like a little bitch after that.
Y/n:[Laughing walking up to Octavia] Good shit Octavia, nice to now you take shit from no one.[You raise you hand up]
Octavia:[Giving you a High five] So what are we looking for any ways?
Y/n: Well were looking for something called Penicillin G Benzathine, it either comes in vials or syringes, Me and Millie will go look for it while you 2 can loot this place, look for some garbage bags, and fill it up with whatever you want, but do me a favor Loona.
Loona:[Raising one eyebrow] Yeah?
Y/n: Steal so much booze that it puts the Czech Republic to shame.
Loona:[Excited] I don't even know who the Czech Republic is but HELL YEAH I'LL STEAL BOOZE!
Loona grabs Octavia's arm and starts raiding the store. You and Millie made your way to the pharmacy section, jumping behind the counter and starting your search. Millie taking the lower shelves and you taking the upper shelves.
Millie: Those 2 like you you know.
Y/n: Yeah I know, and I like them back. They're such great people and they know how to have fun, Loona is a certified badass and Octavia is just the sweetest, chill, and laid-back person I know.
Millie:[Giggling] Not like that Y/n, I mean as in like they love you. They want to be with you, and they want to be your lover. I've known Loona for a couple of years now and I've never seen her smile as much until you made it here. She's lonely Y/n, she hasn't had a real friend besides from that little Birdy there. You're the first person she doesn't look irritated when you talk, she never hasn't had her phone out since we got here, and she listens to every word you say without needing a double take. She cares about what you think and what happens to you and you clearly care about her. The owl girl is no different. She's always staring at you like you're her knight in shining armor, she stands close to you even if you don't notice it. You're nothing but respectful when talking to us, you have such a wonderful sense of humor, and judging by what happened on your first day of work your one not to be messed with. Even after all that you had a smile on your face [Millie puts her hand on your cheek]. I can't even lie to you Y/n, you're pretty damn hot. The way you opened that door,[Giving you a dirty look and smile] I wanted that door to be me. I wanted to feel your arms around me, giving me what I crave. [Whispering into your ear] I want you to rearrange my guts...
Y/n:[You give a nervous chuckle] Well ummm... I'm flattered, I really am but... I would like you to take me to dinner first, It feels wrong to me to just fuck without knowing each other prior. Hell I've only been in hell for 3 days, I like Loona and Octavia they're both very attractive but I can't just start dating them like that, I want us to be friends first, I want you to be my friend, not just some one night stand.
Millie: Oh Y/n.[Millie kisses your cheek] You are something special.
Y/n:[Blushing] It's just the way I am I guess, now we shouldn't get too distracted. We still have to find what we came here for.
You decide to wonder somewhere else, stumbling upon a safe. You tried cracking the code but it seemed to just reset itself with every turn you did, deciding that cracking the code was a waste of time you just grabbed the safest handles in pulled. After 5 minutes of pulling the safe door blew right open. Inside being what you were looking for and another object catching your attention.
Y/n: Hey Millie I found what we've been Looking for.[Grabbing the box of penicillin]
Millie:[Walking over to you] That's great Y/n! Let me go get Loona so she can open us a portal and get us back home.
Millie walks away from you and the safe, you put the penicillin box in your jacket and grabbed the unknown vial in the safe. It was bubbling clear red liquid, the vial was about 4 inches in length, as you flipped the vial around you see it's label. It was labeled as "BlackLight", it seemed like an interesting souvenir so you took it without second thought. You finally leave the pharmacy section of the store and grouped up with Loona and the others.
Octavia: Hey Y/n, did you finally find what you were looking for?
Y/n:[Taking out the box of Penicillin G Benzathine] Right here, what did you guys get?
Octavia: 3 trash bags worth of booze and a lot of snacks.
Y/n: Perfect! Loona you think you can get us a portal back to my apartment?
Loona: Yeah, just give me 5 minutes. In the mean time you guys can roam around.
Y/n: Fine with me.
As you roamed the store by yourself you stumbled upon the self care section, nothing really catching your eyes, until you saw something that made you stop and think. Rows of different types of condoms of all shapes and sizes. You stare at them for a good amount until your heard Loona yelling.
Loona: GUYS PORTALS READY HURRY UP!
You looked to where Loona was yelling, then back to the condoms, then to Loona, then the condoms. You hesitantly took 2 boxes of XL sized condoms, stuffing them in your jacket all embarrassed. You quickly ran over to Loona and hopped in the portal without uttering a word. Loona hops in the portal holding 3 trash bags of booze, you quickly ran over and took 2 of them, so she doesn't have to carry as much, Octavia hops through next with her snack trash bags, and finally Millie making it through the portal. The portal then flutters out of existence leaving you and the gang outside of your apartment. You took out your key, opened the door and then crashed on the couch turning on the TV.
Loona: What a fucking day, I'm beat. Hey Y/n, Toss me box of Penicillin.
You tossed her the box, and she catches it reading the instructions.
Loona: So I have to stab my ass on each side with 2 different needles. Of course this shit can never be easy, I'll be right back.
Loona heads to the bathroom to take care of her business.
Octavia then comes and sits next to you watching whatever you were watching. Millie takes a little tour of your apartment, she notices the armory and is shocked that your apartment has an armory in the first place. Loona comes out the bathroom irritated, she sits down on the couch and hisses in pain, her butt being sore from the injections.
Loona: Well it says I can't kiss, suck, or fuck for 2 weeks.[Reaching for the booze bag] But it didn't say anything about drinking.
Loona grabs a bottle of vodka from the bag, opens it's and starts chugging, she finishes the whole bottle under 30 seconds.
Loona:[Hissing] GOD, Thats fucking good!
Y/n: Toss me one then, Octavia, I know it's a rude question but how old are you? I don't want to distribute alcohol to a minor.
Octavia:[Chuckling] You asshole, I'm 21.
Y/n: Loona make it 2 bottles.
Millie: Hey don't count me out, make it 3.
Loona tosses everyone their own bottles, and grabs herself another bottle. Everyone starts drinking like there's no tomorrow. Hours later everyone is drunk out of there minds.
Y/n:[Slurred] Loony, LOONY, I got you a shirt from the mall. I hope you like it.[showing the shirt to Loona] Read this out loud to us.
Loona: It's says "I only drink days that start with T", Tuesday, Thursday, Today, bit of a loop hole I think, tomorrow, thaturday, and thunday, I think that's make fun of the mentally handicapped that speak with a lisp, I love it.
Everyone laughs at the shirt like it's the funniest shit ever, Millie then pulls out a wine bottle glass box.
Millie: So look at this.[Showing bottle to the group]. Now you maybe thinking. Is it a glass or is it a bottle.[Slurred] Have you seen the meme with the child from the commercial where she say "Why not both".[Starts laughing] that's kinda what this is, because if you fill the whole thing.. you got the bottle but.... You have the....uh. I forgot where I was going with this.
Everyone laughs even harder but as soon as everyone stops you heard crunching, Octavia was standing in the kitchen eating. Everyone looks at her.
Octavia:[Mouth full] I'm eating a corn jack.
That was it, that was the funniest thing that happened all night. Everyone one was having the best time of their lives. You finished your 10th bottle of booze and Octavia comes next to you and hugs you.
Octavia: GET THIS MAN A DRINK!!!
Loona: I'm on it!
Loona looked into the bag but was met with disappointment, the final booze bag empty.
Loona: GUYS WERE OUT OF BOOZE! FUUUUCK!
Loona walks over to your bed and passes out.
Y/n: How the mighty have fallen.
Millie: I think I'm.... I'm.....
Millie falls onto the floor, She starts snoring.
Y/n: It's just me and you now Via, don't bail on me now.
Octavia doesn't utter a word she cuddles closer to you hugging your torso, she then starts nipping at your neck causing you to blush.
Y/n:[Whispering in Octavia's ear] Such a naughty girl, what would your mother think of the way your acting right now.
Octavia:[Looking into your eyes] God I fucking love you. I'm glad you knocked me over the day I met you.
Octavia then smash her lips (beak?) With yours, Her tongue making it's way to your mouth and vice versa. After 5 minutes of a passionate make out session Octavia breaks away leaving a string of saliva behind. She cuddles closer to you and falls asleep on you.
Y/n: And that only leaves one.
You set your feet up on your table and lean back on your couch trying to fall asleep, as you we readjusting yourself you felt something thing in your jacket. You grabbed it only to realize it was the vial you nabbed earlier, in your drunken state you forgot what it was and where you got it. Thinking it was a drink you pop open the cap and took it like a shot. It burns your tongue like hot coals on the way down leaving a very woody honey like cherry taste in your mouth and with that, you're the last one to fall asleep. The only thing making noise in the apartment was the electric buzz of the fridge, the TV, and the snoring of your companions.
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