《Helluva Harem》A Good Look
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Loona: So who are we visiting today? Someone important I'm assuming.
Y/n: Well first I have a couple things to do. First, I have to go back home and grab some cash. Second, I need to go to a car dealership. I think it's finally time I use some of that money we found. Lastly we're going to visit Octavia and her mom. Stella said she had a surprise for me awhile ago but that never went anywhere.
Loona:[laughing] You're such a hotdog Y/n, Trying to get in bed with Stella.
Y/n: Hey I never said I wanted to bang Stella, but she is kinda a MILF. She has a nice rack, ass, and personality all in package.
Loona:[Pouting jokingly] I thought I was you're special lady.
Y/n:[Smirking] You are... All of you are my special ladies, and I wouldn't trade it for the world.
Loona: God you're so cheesy.
Loona leans in closer to you
Y/n: You know you love me.
You close the gap between you and Loona, your tongues swirling around each other. After a couple of seconds Loona breaks away.
Loona: God I love doing that, you just feel so good.
Y/n:[Whispering into Loona's ear.] Just wait until we're in bed...
Loona:[Blushing] God you're so hot...
Y/n: You too...
Loona kiss you one more time.
Y/n: Let's hurry up, we don't have a lot of daylight left.
Loona: Fine.
You made it to your apartment and grabbed a bundle of souls. That should cover the price for any car you want.
The money has been practically untouched for the entire time you've been in hell, you only used a couple of souls here and there to either buy things for your apartment or buy gifts for the girls. Some gifts where expensive whiles others we just funny gags. One time you bought all of them gaming consoles and PC's because you felt lonely playing games alone. This other time while out with Angel Dust you bought him a new bdsm kit. He immediately kissed you like it was the first gift anyone has bought for him.
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Y/n: I should see Angel Dust, been awhile since we hung out.
Loona:[Yelling from the kitchen] HEY Y/N! IM GRABBING THE BURGER IN THE FRIDGE IS THAT COOL!?!
Y/n:[Yelling back] YEAH! YOU CAN HAVE THE FRIES TO, JUST USE THE AIR FRYER!
Speaking about the air fryer. The only reason why you have one is because one time you had Octavia over and all she kept saying was "Clearly you don't own an air fryer" then she did a face she called "The Rock" face.
You walked into the kitchen and saw Loona staring at the fryer. You walked up behind her and laid your chin on her head.
Loona: I still don't understand how you got taller, like you were as tall as me hours earlier then when we were at the beach you suddenly taller than Vortex, and not to mention more muscular.
Y/n: I'm trying to put some puzzle pieces together and I think I have a solid story. Remember the night where we got super smashed with Octavia and Millie
Loona: That can be so many nights be more specific.
Y/n: When we were finding treatment for your syphilis.
Loona: Yeah I remember that night.
Y/n: So after you 3 fell asleep I forgot I stole a vial from that place it was called "Blacklight". I was drunk and thirsty enough to drink it. I guess whatever was in that vial was dormant until today. It was crazy, I saw the people we were looking for through a sonar. I saw their nervous system gow through the crowd of people.
Loona: Sounds useful and gross at the same time.
Y/n: Then when I tried punching him I punched a hole right through his gut, whatever that vial was. It gave me super strength. That wasn't the crazy shit though.
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Loona: Then what is?
Y/n: Toss me a French fry.
Loona tosses you a fry.
Y/n: See this fry?
Loona: Yeah.
Y/n: Check this shit out.
The biomass swirls around your hand absorbing the fry.
Loona: WHAT THE FUCK!
Y/n: I know right! now imagine that but with a person.
Loona: That's so gross but so fucking cool at the same time, like you can just kill someone without worrying about it.
Y/n: Yeah, the best part is that I think the more I "eat" the stronger my powers get. Now check this shit out.
You show that the Biomass can form claws.
Loona: HOLY SHIT! THAT SO FUCKING COOL!
Y/n: I KNOW RIGHT!
Loona: So what I'm getting at here is that this vial gave you super powers and the more you eat the stronger you become.
Y/n: Basically, and im guessing some of the mass makes my body grow, which explains why I can now rest my chin on your head.
Loona: I see...
You morphed back to normal, Loona then notices something interesting.
Loona: How come your clothes aren't fucked up?
Y/n: Now that you mention it, thats weird.
You kept taking out and putting away your claws watching how your clothes are unaffected.
Y/n: Let me see something.
You took off your shirt and took out your claws.
Y/n: Huh? That's weird. So my clothes are completely unaffected by it, but it clearly grows from my body and it's not covering my body like armor... Wait a minute.
You then focused hard. You let the biomass shift around you. When you open your eyes your wearing a badass looking jacket.
Y/n: HOLY SHIT LOONA!
Loona: God you're so fucking lucky, you never have to worry about clothes ever again, you think you can take it off?
You casually take off the jacket.
Y/n: Yup.
Loona: God that's so fucking cool...
You test more outfits, shifting between jackets, shirts, tank tops, pants, shorts, underwear, shoes, and socks. You even tried going naked and to your surprise it actually works.
Y/n: This just changed the game...
Loona: Dude, since you essentially have infinite clothes can I take some of your old clothes?
Y/n: Sure I guess.
Loona: Sweet!
You finally morph back to normal with some mundane looking clothing, just some skate shoes, sweatpants and a t-shirt.
Y/n: Alright let's go Loonie, We have a car to purchase... Hopefully... I really don't know what cars in hell are like.
Loona: Fine just let me finish up eating and we'll head to the nearest dealership.
Y/n: Thank you.
Loona finally finished eating and you both made your way to the dealership.
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