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[Before leaving I.M.P you manage to borrow the grimoire. You set up a portal in your apartment and hopped through and entered the auditorium.]
: Damn this place is empty...
[You walked around a bit making sure if no cops or forensics teams were lurking. After making sure everything is clear you yelled out.]
YOU GUYS CAN COME OUT NOW!
[Keenie, Collin, and Cletus appear from the curtains.]
Were still here. As promised... Ugh, I can't believe were doing this.
You'll be fine. Mostly...
[You and the cherubs hop through the portal back home, You crashed down on your couch changing into your home clothes.]
H-how did you do that?
Magic!
So what do we do?
Like I said, live your life.
That ain't gonna help us get off out feet.
Well look for work then! You can do that. I'm only providing a temporary place to stay. After awhile your out.
C-Cletus, I want to leave. I do not want stay here with a DEMON!
Yeah! [Grabbing Keenie's hand] Come on Keenie, LETS GO!
[Recoiling] Don't touch me Cletus. You idiots can do whatever. I'm going to use Y/n's deal to its full capabilities.
You really must be the smartest one.
[Cletus then grabs Collin's hand and heads for the door, you ran in front of them and handed them a bundle of souls.]
Atleast take this, it should be enough to get you a apartment, phones, and groceries. I don't know what type of currency heaven has but over here it's gonna be way more different.
[Cletus angrily takes the souls.]
THANK YOU!
[Cletus and Collin then leave your apartment. Leaving you alone with Keenie.]
Unfortunate...
[Keenie sits down on your couch angry. You set down a bottle of booze on the table and sat right next to her, turning on the TV.]
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[pointing towards the bottle.] You can have some, might help you relieve some nerves.
Thanks... God damn it, I don't know what to do.
Y/n: Just stay calm. I know it's complicated right now but I'll help you. It's the least I can do after getting you kicked out from heaven.
Keenie: I still don't understand why you even want to help in the first place. We're supposed to be mortal enemies.
Y/n: Think of this as my redemption. Of course I don't want to leave hell but I can still help you, and others. [Getting off the couch] Follow me.
Keenie: Where are we going?
Y/n: Around town. I'll show you the in's and out's.
[You took Keenie around hell, giving her basics. You bought her a phone, some new clothes, and a hat so she can hide her halo in public. As you were talking to her, her opinion on demons somewhat changes, she realize that no matter where people are or how they live, there can be kindness inside their hearts. When you're driving she stares at you trying to ignore your gentleness and confidence, but the more she kept looking the more she found it.... Attractive.]
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