[The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie can be seen hugging her knees and looking out the window when her jacket is ruined after Katie Killjoy attacked her, while Vaggie sits next to her, glaring furiously at Angel Dust. You laid down on the limousine floor avoiding all eye contact from anyone.]

[Angel Dust can be seen amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly.]

[Vaggie scrunches up her face.]

[taking notice] ...What?

"What?", "WHAT?!" What were you guys DOING?! [rips off her hair]

[sighs] I owed my girl buddy a solid, plus I invited Y/n 'cause I was getting lonely! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? [air quotes] Helping friends with stuff? [rolls eyes]

Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!

Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! [Inhales] It wasn't that bad, anyway. [proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller]

[Vaggie throws a folded pocket knife at the window roller.]

Nice throw...

[Annoyed] Thanks...

Aw, come on! I had to! [brushes back hair] My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona! [suggestively pushes up chest floof]

Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! [gestures at Charlie] Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke! [combusts]

[scoffs] No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria!

And aids!

Yeah! With aids! Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! [starts looking around the limousine] This thing have any liquor?

[Grabbing Booze from your jacket] Got some from my jacket!

[Angrily taking the bottle] Give me that, you're not HELPING! And Angel, can you please just try to take this seriously?

[flicks off a dust bunny] Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby! [snaps finger at her while smiling]

Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!

[groans] Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?! Give me that bottle Vaggie!

[returns to sit next to Charlie as she crosses her arms] I'm gonna kill 'em.

Were already dead...

Yeah! Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it [folds arms confidently].

[angrily, as she grits her teeth] ¡Con una mierda malparido hijo de-!

Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! [looks out the limousine window, smirking] You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here! [laughing]

You're one to talk. [smiles in a smug fashion]

Hey! [motions to his body] This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me. [Points to you]

Am I everyone?

To me you are~ [pushes up chest fluff and takes out a letter] Plus I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!

[Angel takes letter from in between his boobs and reveals it to Vaggie that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angel Dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic".]

[Grossed out] Still don't know how you can deal with that.

That was really uncool, y'know, Angel.

"Uncool"? After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! [looks toward Angel Dust] All thanks to [points at him] you and your selfish bullshit!

Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?

What do you think?

[snaps finger] Ah, well shucks.

Hey, come on. [takes off ruined jacket] We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie. [puts a hand on Vaggie's left shoulder* I-it'll be okay!

Vaggie smiles at Charlie.

(The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment.)

[throws herself on the couch, facing the wall] Ugh!

[Angel Dust rummages through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabbing a box of Popsies.]

Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahaha! Ahaha...! eh... ah... [he closes the fridge door as he tries to comfort Charlie but decides to back off]

[Charlie exits the hotel and tries to contact her mother.]

[sighs] Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well, [shrinks to her knees] and... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference [starts tearing up as she wipes it off her face]. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me... Ahah, oof, eh, anyway... [wipes her face once more] I'll stop talking before this gets long. [stands up] Love you, bye...

[Charlie walks back in and leans by the door in defeat]

Hey, how you feelin'?

Pathetic...

Don't say that Charlie. Look, This whole "situation" is a little bit of my fault. I should've stopped Angel from doing all of this.

Y/n, this isn't your fault. You were just a bystander.

I mean I still helped with some influence...

Still, I should've been a little bit more strict. Or at least watched over Angel more. [tearing up] I'm screwed.

[You hugged Charlie, she blushes but hugs you back. She cries a little bit and you pat her back.]

You'll be fine, everyone is fine, the hotel will be fine.

Thank you Y/n.

For what?

For trying to cheer me up...

[Charlie kisses you on the cheek, you held her hand and stared at her and she stares back. She leans closer to you, going in for a kiss. You lean forward, right before she kisses you a knock on the door is heard. You both recoil out of shock]

OK! Well um.... Ill let you get that... I'm just... stand over there. [pointing to the bar]

Charlie: YEAH! Yeah...

[Charlie contemplates on whether or not to open the door but decides to open it anyway]

[The mysterious figure watching her performance from before can be seen standing before her.)

Hel- [gets door slammed on him]

[Charlie looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again]

-lo!

[slams door against his face once more] Hey, Vaggie?

[annoyed] Whaaaat?

The Radio Demon is at the door!

[sits up] What?!

[takes out the popsicle from his mouth] Uh... who?

What should I do?!

Uh, well, don't let him in!

[Charlie decides to disregard Vaggie's advice once more and opens the door for Alastor.]

May I speak now?

You may.

[reaches hand out] Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! [pulls Charlie towards him] Quite a pleasure! [lets himself in] Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, [plays with his mic staff] sooo many orphans...

[holds a harpoon towards his chest] Stop right there, cabrón hijo de puta! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy [Angel's head pops in] talkshow shitlord!

[uses finger to move the harpoon away] Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... [turns into his demonic form] I would've done so already...

[Charlie and Vaggie stare at him in fear.]

[snaps back to reality] No! I'm here because I want to help!

Say what now?

[repeats himself] Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on? [taps on his mic] Testing, testing!

[opens its eye] Well I heard you loud and clear!

Um, you want to help? With...?

[teleports behind the two with his shadow] This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it.

Buuut... why?

Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus, [shoves Vaggie offscreen] aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!

Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?

Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.

So does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?

Hahahahaha! [shakes hand in front of her] Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! [shakes head back and forth] Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! [looks over to Vaggie who is offended and Angel who just shrugs] The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! [puts his arms out, gesturing the entirety of Hell] There is no undoing what is done!

So then, why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?

Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! [pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her] I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!

[removes his hand from her back] Riiiight.

Yes, indeedy! [grabs her by the waist and drags her offscreen] I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I? [trails off]

Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?

Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me!

[shrugs]

The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?

[shrugs a second time] Eh, not big on politics.

Ugh! [leans in on Angel Dust as she begins her story] Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell.

seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!

Ya done? [Laughs dryly] He looks like a strawberry pimp.

I'm sure were gonna be fine.

Well, I don't trust him!

To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?

Vaggie: I trust Y/n a little bit... He still seems....Dodgy

[Placing you hand over your heart] Im touched

He doesn't count, just look at him. He's the peak example of trust.

[grabs Charlie by the shoulder] Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!

I... [sighs] we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!

[Alastor inspects a portrait of the royal family.]

To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. [puts hands on Vaggie's shoulders] Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!

Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!

[Alastor makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Vaggie.]

Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! [imitating her dad's voice] "You don't take shit from other demons!" [walks off to where Alastor is]

Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke.

[As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor.]

But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... [makes gestures with hands] tricks or voodoo strings attached.

So, it's a deal, then?

[As Alastor rolls his eyes at that last statement, he twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.]

[refusing his handshake] Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire.

[A howling wolf can be heard in the background as Charlie looks over to Vaggie for approval.]

Sound fair?

[rubs his chin] Hmm... [retracts his mic staff] Fair enough!

[sighs in relief] Cool beans.

Hmm hm hmm hmm... [hums while looking around as he stops in front of Vaggie]. Smile, my dear! [tickles the underside of her chin] You know you're never fully dressed without one! [Walks away as he continues humming] So where is your hotel staff?

Uh, well-

[Charlie looks at Vaggie who's staring at Alastor dead in the eyes.]

[adjusts monocle] Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that. [walks towards Angel Dust] And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?

I can suck your dick!

[Mic feedback can be heard in the background as Alastor tries to process what he was just offered.]

HAH! .

[scoffs] Your loss.

[Looking at you, smiling] Oh look who we have here. Hells newest overlord gracing me with his presence. My lord [bows down] It is nice to meet Y/n.

[Smiling, bowing down] Likewise Lord Alastor. Although I'm sure you know I don't actually work here, I just tagged along with some friends [Pointing to Charlie, Vaggie, and Angel].

You're an odd one Y/n, You know that?

Oh? How so?

Alastor: You have no fear!

Is that really something special?

Let me be more specific, You are not scared of me!

Do I have to be?

Oh no! Its just typically other overlords seem to... How do you put it? Shit there pants when they see me. I can sense their emotions and fear. You on the hand feel Excitement, perhaps you have wanted to meet me?

Of course! I looked into the other lords lines of work and yours is the most interesting, let alone your whole coming to power was rather... Badass.

I can sense something amazing coming out the two of us, this hotel on the other hand... Well, this just won't do! [takes out his mic staff] I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.

[At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the group behind him.]

[Niffty poofs off the soot from her body]

This little darling is Niffty!

[drops to the floor] Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! [eyes the four of you, she then immediately locks on to you.] Whoa! You're Smokin' hot!

[Confused] Ummmm...Thanks?

Are you single?! I hope you're single! We can have dinner dates, watch movies together, get married, And Fuck until you can't even move!

Wow...Ok, I'm flattered really, its just my relationships are... Complicated? [You look over at angel dust. he gives you a shrug] It doesn't mean I don't like you, you seem like a fun person to be around, its just... I'm in a relationship with multiple people to put it as simple as possible.

Niffty: So your in one of those Polygon Relationships. Interesting... Anyways this place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! [Grabs a spider and crushes it. She then takes out a feather duster] Oh my gosh, this is awful! [she speed cleans throughout the hotel] Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! [spots a cockroach and stabs it with a pin] Nope!

(All of you stare at Niffty as a voice coming from an unknown demon can be heard nearby.)

[lays his cards down the table] Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho- [demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily] -tel? What the fuck is this? [looks around and spots Alastor, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him] You!

Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!

Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot! [the jackpot disappears into nothingness]

Good to see you too!

[facepalms angrily] What the hell do you want with me this time...?