《Helluva Harem》A Picture in Motion
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[You cruise in the streets of hell, the music bumping louder than ever. There was nothing to do today, everyone seems busy. You decide to call Charlie. The phone rang for a couple of seconds but eventually it went to voicemail, you then called Vaggie. She picks up.]
What do you want?
Hey, is Charlie busy?
Nah, she's sleeping right now. Why? You need her for something?
You can say that. I Just wanted to hangout with you guys I guess. How's the hotel?
It's alright, it's just been... Empty? Yeah that's the word.
So none of you are busy?
Pretty much, and the only thing that keeps this place interesting is Angel Dust but he's at work right now. Apparently he had a big shoot.
I heard. I was the first he told, but anyways. So can you wake up Charlie for me?
I guess, just don't say anything about the hotel. She's been too worried about it recently and Alastor isn't fucking helping.
I can probably talk to him about that.
Try to please.
Ok, I'll be at the hotel in an hour.
[You hung up the phone and raced through the highways of hell, trying to get the hotel A.S.A.P. After an hour of driving you finally reached the exterior of the hotel, you beeped you horn and waited. Charlie walks out and hops into your car.]
Hey Y/n!
Hey Charlie, Vaggie not comin'?
Oh no, she wanted to stay and watch the hotel today.
Unfortunate, was hoping I could've have gotten the both of you.
Why? Are we doing something important?
Nah, I'm just bored and wanted to hang out with you and Vaggie.
Well there's always next time.
Yeah... Anyways let's get going. Wasting time being parked out here.
[You started driving.]
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Charlie: So what do you have planned today?
No Clue. I figured I picked you up then we can just make a plan there, we have at least 8 hours till one of us checks in for the night.
: You really love free flowing this stuff do you.
Yeah, I like where the universe takes me. Whether it takes me somewhere light years away or back home at least I had an adventure with it.
I like that. So how was your gig Ozzie's?
It was alright, played the bass and saw people suck face.
And what about Asmodeus?
He's chill, just a big guy who likes sex and shit. I'm not really all about fornication. All I really want is a nice relationship where everyone understands each other. Emotions first, sex second.
What about Verosika? Everytime I see her with you she's always... Down to fuck.
Well that's only on her surface, it's her whole succubi persona. When she's in private though she's completely different. She's calm, collected, and always has this tired look on her face. She likes to open up to me occasionally about the whole music industry and how she feels.
So she keeps her true emotions hidden to the public? Seems unhealthy...
'Cause it is, she only really opens up to her crew and me. Think of her as a Sour Patch Kid. Sour on the outside, sweet inside.
What's a Sour Patch Kid?
Type of candy the living world has.
Oh.
And what about you? Tried making friends with other people?
No luck. All the Overlords except Alastor and You seem to hate me...
I'm not sure all of them hate you, maybe they just haven't seen the real you. Besides that's kind of a good thing, it means Valentino doesn't have you in his sight lines.
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Yeah... Anyways have you at least started taking up the offers Alastor gives you?
No, I just like helping him. I tell him to keep his land and just let me do the work. Of course keeps trying to give me a small chunk of it but I don't want anything.
Why not start a shop? Nothing huge, like a candy store!
Not a half bad idea, of course I won't sell candy. Maybe that would finally get Alastor off my back about him needing to repay me. Then again I'm happy working at I.M.P.
I didn't say you had to stop working there. You can own a building and get some workers.
I think I'll just stick to being on my own.
If you ever need help starting something just ask ok.
Will do.
[You drove in silence for a couple of minutes. You look over at Charlie, a smile on her face and the wind blowing in her hair.]
You know... You look beautiful.
[Blushing] You think so?
Of course! It's not everyday you see the princess of hell just relaxing and winding down.
Heh... You look good to. When your driving. I mean you always look good it's just I umm... That you- Like- You look good in general...Yeah...That's what I meant.
So did you figure out what you want to do yet? Or should we just go where the road takes us?
You know what. Take me to a skate park!
Really! You know how to skate?
Not one bit. I was hoping you can teach me.
Shit I'll teach you, let me go back to my apartment and some gear!
That's fine, maybe we can pick up something to eat on the way?
Definitely, what are you in the mood for?
Is pizza fine?
Sure. Be aware I'm one of those pineapple on pizza "freaks".
Really, I love pineapple on pizza!
Finally! Someone with an actual brain!
[You both laughed, enjoying the car ride. You grabbed some gear and then went straight back to the car then picked up some pizza and ate in the car, but the day isn't over yet.]
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