Ladies and Gentlemen (if there are any )

I am back !!!

So today what I have bought to you is more important than the daily girly gossip flying around on wattpad (really i can't think of anything better) So recently I meet someone you wont imagine me talking to because of the weirdness i live into. And a friendly reminder it is not King Arthur or any historical figure people, you get the hint don't you ?

well there wasn't any

so i stop making my stupid jokes right this instant

here is none other than

*drum roll*

Rob Thier!!!!!!

*screams and yells*

calm down fellows, yes me the weirdest person you could find in this universe entered Sir Rob's Castle!

Nice place to venture, * sound of violins and other instruments playing*

Enjoy the lovely interview but before that you need to know one thing

1. if you ever have a sudden urge to visit medieval times where knights in shining armor live then you need to use that human hand of yours and click on this author's profile or you will die in regret believe me !!!

2. Did you guys didn't like the last interview? let me know why ? ok :) Also i updated Artemisia :)

The great talk begins

I'm six feet two, blond, and have a beard short beard that I forget to shave whenever I'm too obsessed with writing. Personality-wise I'm normally a cheerful person, but when I'm writing you'd better not come near me with a ten foot pole ;-)

Dear me... I don't think there are that many interesting facts about me. I wear a helmet because there is a bone missing in my head. I love obscure classical composers like Alkan and Scharwenka. I go for long hikes in the country and get stared at by people because of my helmet and because I gesticulate wildly, imagining scenes from my story.

As for my characters, they all kinds of crazy. Mr Ambrose is cold like stone and silent like the night. Lilly is a little firecracker. Sir Isenbard is the most honourable knight ever, Sir Reuben is the most sexy and dishonourable knight ever. And he has big plans for Lady Ayla and himself ;-)

Hmm I wonder what these plans are;)

I think I pretty much covered that in the last question already.

Over ten years ago. I read a really bad book and thought to myself: 'I can do that better!' So I tried. And boy, did it go wrong! But by now, I'm a bit better at writing.

Yes! I would love nothing more than making my favorite hobby my actual job. So far, I've been featured in several German Newspapers.

My greatest strength is my probably my crazily stuffed brain. My greatest weakness is my memory for everyday events, which has more holes than a Swiss cheese. My favorite genres are humor, fantasy and historical fiction. The one I least like writing and reading is horror. I just can't get the hang of being scared for fun, especially since I never manage to get scared in the first place ;-)

No. Never. Too much fantasy is awesome!!!! :-)

The most pressing issue of my generation is, I think the lessening influence of naturalism. And in my books, I try to encourage people to be strong and think for themselves. In other words: kick ass! ;-)

That I'm really, really, really not good at giving speeches. So I'll just continue writing and hope you enjoy it. **bows, and hurries off the podium blushing**

A lot nicer, a lot more logical, and without an appendix.

Batman, the happy security robot from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Sir Gawain, the Borg and Lex Luthor. 12. What is it like being on a site where majority of the people are teenagers or kids?

Quite interesting. It has been a challenge to catch their attention.

No. And I'm damn glad. Those heroines and heroes have a hard life ;-)

usually address them as 'my dear Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen'. The five worst things are:

- The Spam from websites trying to sell medical equipment.

- The periods when Wattpad is offline (which happens a bit too frequently).

- And... well, I'm sure I'll be able to think of three more bad things by the time I next get interviewed.

The Three Best things are:

- My awesome fans!! :-)

- The support of my awesome fans!!!! :-)

- The fact that it's free, and everyone can read or write as much as they want.

- The awesome community which always helps out when needed.

- And... well, just damn everything! :-) 15. What would you do -

a. If you could time travel

Travel back in time to nice, primitive period and conquer the world ;-)

b. If you could switch bodies with someone

Then I would probably look a look a lot more handsome ;-)

c. If you could create a new species

They would be much nicer than human beings.

d. If you could eat or destroy anything.

I would eat Beethoven 9th symphony. I always wondered what music would taste.

Lu-Tze, in Terry Pratchett's the Thief of Time

Yes and no. The easy thing is to make them interesting. The difficult thing is to make them all different from each other.

I don't think so. Most of my main characters are female, and I don't really imagine myself as a girl ;-) Most of my characters are influenced by my sense of humor, but other than that , they don't really resemble me.

I can recommend my favorite Wattpad authors, ironkite and Maya_2011

Definitely not. They make for interesting stories, but from a philosophic perspective, I am a naturalist. I believe only in what can be proven, and believe that everyone should think for himself. For the arguments against supernatural sources, have a look at the writings of Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris or Christopher Hitchens.

I'm afraid I don't have a secret writing recipe. My ideas just pelt me out of nowhere. All I can say is: start writing and never stop. That's how I did it ;-)

THANKS A LOT SIR

FAREWELL FOR NOW

*SALUTES*