《Fundy-Centric Oneshots》"Wil was his father"
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Fundy was sobbing into his pillow, trying to muffle the loud sobs that escaped his lips.
He had just abandoned his own father.
It all started as somewhat of a joke, a little 'teenage rebellion' as the others called it. Just a silly, little campaign to run against his father.
Only it wasn't.
Not only did Schlatt win the campaign but the fox stood by his side and cheered as his father was banished.
It was only to gain the new president's trust, of course but his father didn't know that. He looked at him with rage and betrayal in his eyes and rightfully so.
The thought of his father's disappointed face only made him cry harder.
A hard knock could be heard from the door.
"Fundy, Schlatt wants us for a meeting in five so meet us outside,"
Quackity didn't wait for a reply as he left.
Quickly, Fundy dried his eyes and tried to make himself presentable in his mirror.
After a couple of adjustments to his outfit and such, he make his way outside.
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"What the fuck is wrong with fox boy?"
Fundy was zoned out, staring at a random stain on the wall. He wasn't responding to anyone's calls for him and even Schlatt was getting concerned.
"I know he lost his president and all but you guys aren't acting like whatever the fuck this is,"
Jack was the first to speak up.
"Well, Wil was his father,"
Now that was news to Schlatt. He didn't really know a lot of the people who he ruled over and Fundy was one of them. He didn't even know Wil had a son.
The man was quite upset that he didn't know as Wilbur used to be one of his closest friends. He wondered who the boy's mother was..
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"All of you are dismissed,"
Nobody questioned him as they all rushed to get out of the room, eager to get away from the man.
Knowing Fundy wasn't going to respond to words, Schlatt impatiently tapped Fundy on the shoulder, knocking him out of his thoughts.
"Fox boy, I need to talk to you about something,"
"Of course, sir,"
Fundy was a little worried, considering everyone had left and he didn't notice.
"You were Wil's son, correct?"
"... Correct,"
He didn't like where this was going.
"I wanted to.. inform you that if you ever need to talk about any troubles you have with me, do not hesitate to come and.. complain to me,"
The furry was beyond confused. The usually cruel and sadistic man was being.. Somewhat kind to him.
"I understand that me replacing your father as president would take a toll on your mental health so.. Ah, shit, I don't know where I'm going with this,"
Jschlatt was obviously bad at being emotional but the fox was grateful none the less.
"You're dismissed,"
"Thank you, sir,"
And although Fundy was confused, he was glad his president wasn't as bad as he had originally thought.
Maybe he could forget about Wilbur... Just for a few minutes.
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