《Darkest Hero》exams and deals
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Izuku could only pant in exhaustion as he laid down under the midday sun. Mere meters behind him Vaggie was also sprawled out and exhausted.
"Come on, two more laps!" Charlie called joyfully as she jogged past them.
"How can she run that much? It's been like 90 laps." Vaggie groaned in pain as she tried and failed to sit up. "I don't think I can feel my legs right now. Definatly not healthy."
"Is she always like this?" Nezu asked from the sidelines. The small principal wasn't concerned about how much they had run given that even Ingenium had done 50 laps before collapsing during his time at the school so 93 laps was surely an achievement, the fact Charlie seemed to keep going was just the icing on the cake.
"Like you wouldn't believe. I love her but she never seems to get tired until it's bed time." Vaggie panted.
"Atleast she isn't singing right now." Izuku shrugged as he rolled onto his front and pushed himself up, staggering slightly as he did so, the flames that engulfed his skull was wavering like mad even though his skull was visible and his pail hands were bright red from the last exorcise of push ups, he still managed to help Vaggie to her feet and help her off the track just as Charlie came around for her 95th lap.
Sitting down in the shade with a half empty bottle of water was Momo. She was bright red and exhausted after only managing 17 laps around the kilometer long track. (0.621 miles long)
"I say we put sleeping pills in her next drink." Charlie stated bluntly. "That or that stuff Baxter made."
"We are not turning Charlie into a sex crazed maniac." Izuku deadpanned at an unashamed vaggie.
"Hey, she certainly didn't complain last time." Vaggie snorted as Charlie tripped half way through her 96th lap and started snoring.
"...cute..." vaggie whispered in awe as the heiress of hell slept peacefully.
"Atleast Loona isn't here." Izuku deadpanned, unaware of a slaughter said werewolf was helping with in America.
"Way to kill the mood." Vaggie sighed as she flatly stared at the flaming demon.
"Quit arguing its distracting ."Nezu grunted as he marked off a few things on a clipboard. "Now, let's see what's next shall we? Hmm, oh. Well all done then."
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"You almost gave me a heart attack." Vaggie groaned tiredly as she stumbled over to the shade next to momo. Without a pause momo handed the exhausted demon a bottle of water.
"Well that concludes the entrance exam." Nezu chuckled aloud drawing looks from the two demons and one heiress. "Why else do you think I had you doing all of that exorcise?"
"You have a special spot at the hotel when you die rodent." Vaggie growled while Izuku gave an exhausted sigh as he rubbed at his forehead.
Nezu ignored them as he cheerfully hummed while walking away. "Dinner is being held in the common area tonight in dorm 1A given the previous tenants are expelled, pick your rooms while I sort out your paper work." The principal called back with a dismissive wave of his hand. "The other exams start in two hours so stick around and watch if you want to, ta ta!"
"Again, special place at the hotel, like door greeter." Vaggie growled. "Maybe we could have Alister swing on the door again."
"For once, I agree." Izuku sighed with a slump in his posture, the flames on his skull finally extinguished as his muscle then flesh knit itself back together like some form of reversed incineration.
Bakugo growled in anger as he sat on the bus to UA academy. Stupid bitch of a mother, stupid father, STUPID FUCKING DEKU FOR JUMPING! HE HAD TO SORT THROUGH ALL HIS CRAP IN THE SPARE ROOM FOR FUCK SAKE!
Across from him a vine haired girl in a tattered white dress couldn't seem to make up her fucking mind. She kept opening the lid to a container then snapping it shut again while scrunching her eyes and taking deep breaths.
"Oh man the fuck up." Bakugo snapped in anger making the girl jump slightly. "Nobody is going to fucking give a shit if a shitty extra like you eats or not."
"I...I see." The girl nodded as she opened up the box and pulled out a hunk of raw meat which she proceeded to place delicately in her mouth before chewing.
"Fucking extras." Bakugo scoffed. "You better not sit near me during the exams Meat breath!"
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"I'm sorry, I can't help it." The girl muttered around the meat, blood dripping down her chin which she quickly wiped away using a vine. Bakugo barely noticed that the vine itself was covered in a lot of dried blood. If it didn't involve killing villains, himself or his mother he didn't tend to notice anything. Further down the bus and out of sight a pink skinned girl sniffed the air curiously before looking around, trying to figure out what smelt so good.
"Whatever." Bakugo scoffed as he stood up. "Move your shitty ass tree face we're here."
"I have a name you know." The girl sighed as she packed away the small box into a bag filled with several more boxes. While she did regret killing the pervert, her vines demanded substance and better a sinner than a saint.
"And I don't care." Bakugo scoffed as he watched ahead. The bus jolting slightly as it passed over the UA barrer which went retracted was little more than a speed bump. "When it comes down to it I'll be number one not some extra."
Nemuri grinned in anticipation at the beings standing before her. Lucifer grinned back at the woman laying before him, legs spread wide. His wife Lilith licked her lips next to him as she massaged at his shoulders.
"Do we have a deal?" Nemuri asked.
"For sure my dear." Lilith smirked as she saunted over to the purple haired woman. "One night with us in exchange for some of that lovely shampoo your company makes without having to break the bank so to speak."
"Kinky demon threesome for the win!" Nemuri cheered as she pulled lilith onto the bed.
Lucifer's grin grew. "That is some kinky shit."
Nemuri twitched slightly as she laid on the bed, basking in the afterglow while Lucifer laid to her left smoking a cigar, lilith on her right was passed out with a content grin.
"Well my dear, in advance: Welcome to hell." Lucifer grinned.
"Worth it." Nemuri grinned before a knock was heard at the door.
"Nemuri hurry up, we have an exam to grade." Snipe called from the other side of the door. Nemuri bolted up in shock.
"Time flies when you have fun." Lucifer chuckled as he picked up his wife and vanished in a puff of red.
"One minute! I need to get dressed!" She called as she bolted for her cupboard.
"To much information!" Snipe shouted before storming off.
"Fuck, nezu is going to kill me!" Nemuri panicked as she struggled to put on her leotard.
The explosive blonde growled in anger as he waited in exam area B for the test to start. Some blue haired brat wouldn't leave him be and it was getting on his nerves, atleast the vine haired extra wasn't around. The gates opened with a grinding clunk. Without waiting he shot through using his explosion, uncaring that he took one examanees arm clean off or burnt the face of a brown haired girl with a bobcut, a burn that would ultimately leave a scar over her left eye.
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! THERES NO COUNT DOWNS IN REAL LIFE, GO, GO, GO! EXAMINEE 1329 AND 1372 WE HAVE MEDICAL BOTS ON THE WAY." Present Mic called out over the PA system.
"I'LL CONTINUE!" the bob cut girl called as she raced into the test area with the others, uncaring of the pain plaguing her face, she couldn't let anyone else get hurt.
In the observation room overlooking the test area All Might grinned to himself like a giddy school girl just as Nemuri burst into the room bare foot, her shoes held in hand.
"Ah, now we are all here let us truely begin." Nezu cackled to himself. "Been a while since we awarded persistence points but I believe 1372 deserves some. All in agreement?"
"Yes." Was the general answer asides from aizawa. "Illogical. She is injured and needs medical attention. How can she save someone or stop a villain if she is half blind."
"Either way, that still brings it to 4 out of 5 points for her actions." Nezu stated simply. "Keep an eye on the one that harmed her however, I have a feeling our new geusts will want to have words with him."
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