Darkest Hero

So a few things with regards to the story people have had problems with so far. 1: irregular updates: it is almost Christmas and I do have a job i have to keep not to mention writing isn't my only Hobby. 2: Plot is all over the place: not really, its all connected just not branched together yet. We saw that earlier with Ibara and the cenobites. Both had shown up earlier in the story but didn't propperly show up again for a few chapters the same will happen with other aspects of the story such as Killjoy who has been mentioned a few times but won't propperly show up until later on. 3:in no way shape or form will there be any appearance or mention of Ned Flanders as the devil despite that Halloween episode of the Simpson's, there is only 1 Satan in this story and that is Lucifer. 4: Hitler loophole is bullshit. Yes, yes it is, that was kind of the point, also again go and read my story Devil X Witchery it's used as a joke there too.

Chapter 17: Meeting the families

Mitsuki bakugo hummed to herself as she fixed up her hair with one hand while her husband held a small mirror for her, her other hand was currently holding onto her son's shirt to prevent him storming off. The gate to UA was certainly much bigger than the TV made it out to be for sure. The midday sun baring down on them probably didn't help much either.

"Done." She nodded to herself as she took the mirror from her husband and put it inside her handbag and then hit the buzzer next to the gate. Being early meant that they hadn't been expected for a half hour or more later but as luck would have it Aizawa was close enough that Nedzu wad able to rope the tired hero into answering the gate once the principal saw who it was through the cameras.

It was with a flat glare that Aizawa gave a simple warning to the small family. "Dont cause problems or I'm kicking you all out, that goes doubly for you living hand grenade."

"Fucking bite me!" Katsuki snarled in anger only for Midsuki to cuff him around the back of his head. "FUCK OFF OLD HAG!"

"You sir must have the patience of a saint." Aizawa sighed as he gave a flat look towards Masura who was trying to mitigate the situation.

"You don't know the half of it." The brown haired man sighed as he lead his bickering son and wife into the school after Aizawa who was somehow keeping walking pace while crawling in a sleeping bag.

Eventually they had arrived at a massive H shaped building covered in windows with several balconies along the upper levels from the third floor up. Entering the building itself Marsura was rather impressed with the design and made a few mental notes about looking into the designer for the next fashion shoot he and Mitsuki would be doing. It was only a simple lobby but the aesthetics was pleasing to look at. Entering an elevator at the back of the room Eraser head in one swift motion went from laying down to standing up before he pressed the level 3 button and the doors closed.

"Heads up, there may be a dismembered head laying around somewhere." Aizawa stated bluntly.

"Pardon?!" Mitsuki gasped in shock.

"The problem child isn't the only one who is unread here." Aizawa sighed. How he hated Ken right now. Bastard had bribed Nedzu with cheese, tea and wine to keep most of the demons out of his classroom, only taking the former nun as Nedzu didn't want things to be too easy on the vampire themed hero. As the doors opened they were treated to the sight of what could only be described as a flaming man made of muscle fibers being wailed on by a teen with a burning skull for a head, a pail woman covered in razor sharp vines, a giant female anthropomorphic mother with a red spear and a white skinned stereotypical demon with a apple themed trident in a dress shirt.

"What the actual fuck?" Katsuki deadpanned. He was not in the mood for weird shit.

"Oh, hi kaachan." Izuku gulped nervously before awkwardly kicking the burnt being.

"Problem child, what is that?" Aizawa deadpanned.

"I'm sorry sir." Ibrara uttered as she warily kicked the burning demon. "I tried to make lunch but it summoned this instead."

"Less talk more banishing Legion." Vaggie snarled as she tried repeatedly to skewer the demon under them. Her spear had barely made a scratch on the multi-demon due to the heat shield it was producing with its body.

"Suffer not the brats." Aizawa sighed in annoyance as Bakugo jumped into the fight, each explosion actually harming legion more than the last.

"Atleast they're not fighting each other." Masura stated with a raised eyebrow, pointedly ignoring Mitsuki joining in on the fight, her own quirk had the nice side effect of providing a buffer layer against the fire.

"I better get the fucking raise." Aizawa growled, knowing full well he quirk wouldn't work on the demons and he couldn't use it on Mitsuki or Katsuki without potentially getting them killed.

[3 weeks later, Tokyo]

A blonde girl with vampire like fangs grinned to herself as she licked the blood off her blades with a blush. She had gotten into some rich art snob's house and found him already dead, ripped to shreds by hooks of all things leaving a delightfully bloody mess. She had of corse stabbed him a few dozen times to make sure he was truely dead but she wasn't one to complain over free blood and stabbings. She looked over to the middle of the bigger blood puddle, such a waste of blood, and saw in the middle of it all was a small gold dagger engraved with lots of different symbols. With a tied of her head she picked it up and gave it a few practice swings.

"Hmm, this isn't that good, not very swishy, must also be good for stabbing!" She grinned widely as she plunged the blade into the corpse of the man a few times experimentally. A arch of energy shot across the blade leaving a burning sensation in her palm as the handle clicked open and turned slowly, a melodic tune playing in the air.

"Oh, my gosh!" She squealed in joy. "Its a stabby that plays music!"

"Hey, you found the knife mummy gave me." A soft voice interrupted her fun. Turning her head she saw a small albino girl with blood red eyes in a simple white dress stained with blood looking at her with excitement. "Mummy said I can be friends with anyone who can make it play music. Will you be my friend?!"

"Sure! I'm toga." The blonde grinned widely as she licked some blood from the blade, what little hadn't been absorbed by it at any rate that is. "What's your name cutie?"

"I'm Eri!" The small girl grinned. "Do you like blood like my mummy does?"

"Blood is awesome." Toga grinned back. Eri nodded seriously with a smile.

"I've got a game I wanna show you

If I tell you my name, you'll have to play, too

I've been here for ages, biding my time

Waiting and primed until I could find you" Eri sang as she skipped over, uncaring of the puddle of blood she walked through. Her time with Overhaul had long since desensitised her to such things.

"Just give us a shake and we can be friends

I'll be here for you until the world ends

Enjoy all the joys, we will supply

You only live once and you'll be mine" Eri continued to sing as she grasped Toga's hand which held the gold knife as the room began to creak and shudder, a bright light seeped under the doors and through the cracks in the walls.

"The day you die, I'll have my playmate

Your eternal soul's arrangment

Did you divine our fun arrangement?

You will love the entertainment!" Eri gushed as she spun around with Toga, bloody footprints trailing in their wake as the vampire teen laughed joyfully, this was the most fun she had in years!

"The fun desires you've been serving

You can bet that you're deserving

No regret for who you're hurting

Why it's almost like you're laughing?" Eri continued as Toga slipped and fell yet continued to laugh even though she had sliced open her hand on the knife which was now sparking violently.

"Come into my world, take a look at me

I am the sunshine on the dark side of the moon!

I'm your first, last resort so call me

When you need a helping hand

Play your cards right and I'll see you soon" Eri grinned widely as the room around them fell appart revealing them to be on a platform near the middle of a sprawling maze that went on far beyond the visible horizon, a giant monolith spun slowly in the middle of it all.

"Sorry, I don't mean to alarm you

If you ask to stay, I would be charmed to

You all have such cozy little lives

How do you survive like that? I wish I knew" Eri shrugged cutely as Toga's eyes went wide with what she was seeing. Even her fractured mind realised something was horribly wrong.

"But you've got a lovely little secret

You're tired of feeling awful small

So you give us a call to make a deal

Because you're looking for the sights

You wanna see them, earthly delights

You feel you need them, your appetites

I'll help you feed them

I'll be your sweet cenobite demon." A new figure sung as they approached from the light emitted by the central monolith. A short female figure with pail blueish white skin, green hair and black soulless eyes.

"And once your boredom has abated

Don't forget your friend who waited

Watched as you had your fun and

Did I mention that you're cursed?" The woman sung as she lifted the now terrified toga up by her jaw, her fingers dug into the girl's skin drawing blood as they slid around under the surphase.

"Come into my world, take a look at me

I am the nughtmare on the dark side of the moon

I'm your first, last resort so call me

When you need a helping hand

Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon" the woman sung as she delicately wiped some bloody hair away from Toga's face leaving a streak of blood as Eri dragged a small round table with snacks over.

"You lay your chips out on the table now

When you gamble snacks, the house will always win

I'm double dealing in the apples and I'm here to catch my payout

I hope it was worth the life of fun!" Eri sang proudly as she waved around an apple as if it was the best thing in the world, not even noticing or realising what was happening to toga as a bad thing, especially compared to the horror she had endured.

"Welcome to my world, take a look around

Inside your fantasies, deep beyond the little box!

You made a wrong turn at the crossroads

Now you're at the final episode, eternity with me in hell." The woman sung as she pulled her bloodied hand out of Toga's skin leaving behind a trickle of blood amists a red smeer. The blonde was left shuddering and poking at the wounds with a curious expression. All the while her dagger started to collapse in on itself, gears churned and clicked as it unfolded and folded in on itself multiple times as it did so, its melody becoming more complex and beautiful as the seconds ticked by.

"Pleasure to play, how I will enjoy you

Let's just say when I play, I don't lose

Collect on the debts that you owed

It was such a laugh, I really am amused." The woman grinned as the light of the monolith bathed them in a bright light. Toga screamed in pain as she dropped to her knees, clawing at her arm as the dagger unfolded a blade right into her arm between her carpal bones.

"Have a fun thought, I'm right beside you

A casual giggle just to guide you

Look over your shoulder and I'm gone

Remember this song and I bid you good day." The woman and eri sung together as Toga dropped to her side, tears streaming down her face as her heart felt like it was held in an icy vice.

"Mummy, is she going to be my new sister?" Eri asked curiously as she sat down with her apple to eat. The song had been her way of getting between her home and other people's homes similarly to the cubes were used.

"No, there is something more special in mind for her sweetie." The woman explained gently. "She is a bit sick and we're going to make her better."

"Like a doctor?" Eri asked nervously.

"Dont worry little one, nobody is going to to hurt you unless you ask." The woman hushed Eri as she cuddled the smaller girl against her chest. Neither really cared much that there was now blood on both of them, for them this was an everyday occurrence. "Now, let's get her all better for your brother."

"When will I meet him?" Eri asked curiously as she pulled back.

"Soon sweetie, soon and then we can be one big happy family." The woman grinned cheerfully before with another pass of light from the monolith the three of them vanished without a trace, only smeers of blood on dusty stone marked their visit.

End.

Thoughts.