Darkest Hero

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Now on with the usual questions and answers segment.

Q: Why hasn't the Ao3 version been updated?

A: honestly i got a soft ban of a few months as somebody reported the story for cult like material and other Satanist themes, I'll be able to update again come march 4th.

Q: William Afton going to show up more?

A: not sure, this was probably just a one time reference.

Q: can we include FNAF characters for the pairing?

A: no, I draw the line at that for the level of creepy in this story.

Q: Miruko related to the Slayer or Daisy?

A: *loads shotgun with malicious intent* yes.

Q: Fav fanfic writers to recommend?

A: tough one, on wattpad I would recommend nekos21 aka Trolkastel Piece or on Fanficion they go as Reader566, they write some pretty good crossovers for BNHA just be aware they are translated from Spanish so there may be one or two odd phrases every couple of chapters. For Fanfiction I would recommend sakurademonalchamist or Quartermass as they both write some pretty good stories even if you do have to do a bit of searching through how many they have for the right one.

Q: who were the two lava and ice women from a few chapters back?

A: look up Snow Miser female cover animated, its them.

Q: so, what exactly is Nezu?

A: normally this is the part where id be cryptic but nobody seems to of been paying attention to the references the rodent has been making as to what he really is in each chapter he was in. All I will say is God have mercy on everything and the tree knows.

Q: who or what is laying the bombs?!

A: wait and see, they'll pop up eventually.

Q: INSIDE OF EVERY DEMON IS A RAINBOW! How ya like that?!

A: ... I hate you so much for putting that back in my head.

Chapter 27: less bombs hopefully part 1

Aizawa growled in anger as he glared at the most prominent annoyance on the campus who was currently snuggled upto him in his own sleeping bag.

"Joke get the fuck out of my stuff." Aizawa growled in anger, wishing for once that his quirk was optical lasers so he could glare the clown themed hero to death.

"Mfluufy zaweh." Joke muttered, half asleep as she rolled over, snuggling upto the sleeping bag bound teacher.

"Fucking hell get up! I have class in half an hour!" Aizawa shouted right in Ms Joke's ear making the woman screech in pain as she bolted upright clutching her ear. This unfortunately had the added effect of flipping Aizawa face first into the break room coffee table.

"Jeeze zawa, no way to treat a woman the morning after." Miss joke groaned.

"Dont make shit up." Aizawa groaned in pain. "I know for a damned fact that I fell asleep in here by myself."

"Just as planned!" Nezu cackled from his spot on the couch, announcing his presence. Aizawa merely glared at the rodent, damned morning people ...rat ...Angel ... thing... whatever nezu was.

"I am demanding another raise if you keep doing this shit." Aizawa growled as he unzipped half the bag and literally kicked miss joke out before zipping it back up.

"Dont expell the class and you can." Nezu grinned knowing full well only one class made it to the first Friday and that was because Aizawa got knocked out by a drunken student on a Thursday and was in recovery girl's office until saturday and he finally finished the forms by Monday.

"Whatever." Aizawa groaned as he made his way out of the room like a catapillar.

"And best hurry, you have twenty eight minutes until homeroom." Nezu called with a laugh before turning to the slightly dazed Miss Joke. "You don't have class until second period, I would suggest you see Recovery Girl."

"Yeah." Miss joke groaned in discomfort as she tried not to stumble as she stood up.

"Well if you excuse me, I do have to interview a fury new employee today." Nezu grinned as he walked off for his office. "Oh, we'll meet again, don't know where don't know when..." He sung making the Miss joke shudder with fear, whatever the rodent was upto really did not agree with her.

[Elsewhere]

Ochako yawned softly as she made her way down to the dining room where like yesterday Midoriya and his girlfriends minus Ibara who had left already were eating while Tokoyami was groaning over a mug of coffee. Reiko sat next to him quietly eating a small bowl of fruit while Koda helped himself to some cereal. Shoto and sero were cleaning up some plated by the sink and Momo was sitting with Tsu and Mei while most of the others appeared to of either left or were still sleeping.

"Late night?" She asked as she sat down next to the bird headed teen, dark shadow gave a sheepish chuckle and hid.

"My sister took control and made me scream into the dark void beyond. I'm pretty sure that a great old one told us to shut up." Tokoyami admitted.

"Yeah, that sounds like Recovery girl alright." Charlie gave a slight chuckle. No way in caine did she want a human to go mad because the old ones were bored, insane humans usually ended up in hell and caused all manner of headaches.

"Come on everybody. Class starts in half an hour." Iida called with his usual robotic arm movements.

"Spoil sport." Mina yawned as she half stumbled down the stairs. "Need sugar."

"Here." Charlie called as she tossed a cinnamon roll at Mina. "Izuku made them."

"Thanks." Mina sighed with relief as she took a bite and watched Izuku eating one himself.

"Is...is that weird to anybody else?" Shoto asked uncertainly.

"Yes." Mei stated as she briefly looked up from her newest invention while eating toast. "Now let's go before tin Man blows a gasket."

"Ha! Tin Man!" Bakugo laughed as he stormed down the stairs, a bag slung on one shoulder and his tie missing.

"Bakugo that is highly inappropriate for school!" Iida warned.

"Piss off four eyes." Bakugo huffed as he booted open the door and stormed out.

"We should get going anyway." Sero stated as he stood up and grabbed his bag. "Later!"

"Bu- bu- what?" Iida gaped as the other who had ignored him just up and left themselves. "Unbelievable." He groaned before grabbing his own bag, putting it on correctly and marching off after them.

Coming to the classroom Iida frowned at the gibberish graphetied on the wall between class 1A and 2A homerooms, although 2A didn't exist this year nor did 3A which was just beyond that due to Aizawa's pretension to expell anyone with zero potential. It was just a random mash of letters as far as they could tell. "rfc slgtcpqc gq yl gjjsqgml" whatever it meant was unclear and probably the resault of some prank.

"Uh, charls can you read this?" Izuku asked as he gestured at the random scrawl.

"Nope." Charlie shrugged. "Probably just gibberish."

"Not anything I recognise." Momo stated with a shake of her head.

"Looks like its been there a few hours or so. Its dry." Shoji stated using one of the mouths grown from his arms.

"Reminds me of the time I went to America." Kendo stated as she looked at the graphiti. "Some places had this type of thing everywhere."

"Either way it is a disgrace to this school." Iida huffed as he glared at the graphiti as if that alone would make it go away. "Now let us get to class. Mr Aizawa will be here in less than 15 minutes and we have to be-"

"Then move your ass four eyes!" Bakugo snarled in anger. "You're blocking the fucking door!"

"Well I never." Iida huffed as he was shoved aside by Bkaugo who proceeded to storm to his desk.

"Sorry about kachan." Izuku apologised.

"Dont be sorry for the jerk." Uraraka replied. "He has been a bully to everyone since we got here."

"That's just kachan being kachan." Izuku gave a nervous chuckle.

"Izu, don't apologise for him after everything he has done." Charlie stated gently. "What he does isn't your fault."

"I know but I was friends with him since we were in diapers." Izuku replied while messing up his own hair.

"Its sweet that you're trying to stick up for him but please Midoriya, don't blame yourself for his actions." Uraraka asked as she turned to enter the classroom. "You'll only end up burnt."

"If you are done talking?" Aizawa asked from right behind them making them all shriek and dash into the classroom. "Heh, for once I'm glad I'm early. How the hell did that happen?"

Entering the class Aizawa gave a small smirk at the fact that his students were already all in their seats and ready, even if half of them were slouching and he was 50% sure that Hagakure was looking out of the window. "Alright class, normally you would be doing this on the second day as a gauge for where you are at but given that the class was cancelled the other day we will instead be holding it today instead of history."

Aizawa deadpanned at the class upon hearing that they'd be skipping classwork for hero training. Time to fix that. "That doesn't mean you won't be making the time up again in the form of homework."

"Are we having All Might again?" Tsu asked.

"No, he's too busy to be here today so instead it will be monitored by myself and another teacher." Aizawa stated bluntly, no way was he going to tell them who it was until they arrived if only to prevent the incessant chatter. "Now go and get into your hero costumes and head to gym gamma. You have 8 minutes or you're expelled. Now go." And like that the class was scrambling out the door to the locker room, nobody wanting to be expelled.

"I love being a teacher." He grinned to himself.

[Hell]

Inko was unimpressed. Head deadpan expression and folded arms were certainly lending to that aswell. Alister looked only slightly amused but for the most part bored. Eri was giggling at the sight before them and Toga was just plain annoyed as she tried and failed to stab the being that interrupted their first day in the hotel. Even Cherrybomb and Husk looked annoyed.

"Beware! Beware! For I am the box ghost. Woo." A blue see-through spectre dressed in a beanie and movers outfit moaned as he held a cardboard box infront of him, not noticing toga behind him trying to stab him repeatedly.

"Go back to purgatory you damned ghost.." Husk called from his bar.

"But i am the box ghost, wooo! I'm veeeerrryyyy scaryyyyy!" The ghost taunted as he shook his cardboard box in husk's direction.

"I say good fellow be a chap and leave would you?" Alister asked.

"No, for I am scary!" The ghost replied.

"I'm not asking." Alister growled as his shadow elongated behind him and its glowing eyes and grin were visible upon the hotel's wall.

"You may have defeated me but I the scary box ghost will be back!" The ghost called as he flew off.

"I'm almost tempted to call that American family who deals with him normally but that would just bring the other ghosts." Husk groaned.

"Aww... no stabby." Toga pouted as she glared at the retreating ghost. "I didn't even get to see what color he bleeds."

"He was silly." Eri giggled.

"Yes but he was also very naughty for annoying the people here." Inko explained patiently to Eri. "They don't like the same things we do and you have to remember that ok?"

"Yup. Not everyone likes needles, some people like glass in their arms, big brother likes writing about heroes and Toga-chan likes to stab things." Eri recited proudly.

"Thats my girl." Inko smiled softly as she gave the small white haired girl a hug. "Now go on, let's get you a bath then Nifty said she would help you with your school work."

"Yay! Picture book time!" Eri cheered as she rushed for the stairs that led to the resident rooms.

"Remember to wash your knife too!" Inko called after the girl. "She's such a good kid."

End chapter.

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