As soon as you woke up, you unlocked your phone and loaded the messaging app.

You:

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN' BIRTHDAY KATSUKI

Deku:

Kacchan's annoyed at us already

Danky:

Mina's gift to him was a "coupon" for 10 free punches to MY face.

Explodo:

...

thanks dumbass

Tape-Man:

Hajsbvska

HE SAID THANKS

Kiri:

HES LEARNING

IM SO PROUD OF YOU BRO

You:

You're so welcome, special bitch boi

Explodo:

The fuck did you just call me?

You:

How many of y'all are free to do a video chat in like 10 minutes?

Deku:

Technically, all of us.

Don't know how many of us will join tho.

You:

gOoD

We're celebrating blasty hoe's birthday like a (long distance) family, dAmMIT

Danky:

yES

I have a 420 movie we can watch

Y/N I'll face the camera toward the TV

Tape-Man:

The hell did you buy, now?

Danky:

The entire Evil Bong series....

You:

Ya had me at 420.

Danky:

Blaze it.