I'm not kidding when I told you I'm abnormal. I've been wondering why my healings were fast like Naruto's. I've been wondering why I'm awake now and has perfectly conditioned chakra system! I'm abnormal, right? It's really confirmed!

I opened my eyes and found out that I'm on Neji's back. Is the funeral's done?! Oh, damn. How's Gaara? Kakashi's still weak and on Guy's support. Later on, Guy will give him a piggy back ride which is disgusting!

"You're awake now?" Neji's voice vibrated on his back. I just nodded and didn't bother to speak. My jealousy from the last time already disappeared from my system. "Why aren't you talking?" He asked. He slightly turned his head on my side to check if what's wrong.

"I have no energy..." I mumbled. Well, I just recovered my whole chakra but my body's still feeling sore from using that forbidden technique and from teleporting from there and there. "What happened after I passed out?" I asked him.

"The Kazekage's fine now, Kankuro and his sister were also fine. Lady Chiyo was buried peacefully. Everyone's okay, I guess. Kakashi-sensei he's unstable. He used his eyes which causes his chakra to be exhausted. He's being supported by Guy-sensei." He explained. I just nodded before looking on Kakashi.

"You, kind brother of mine, scold me again like that... I'll definitely burn all of your Icha Icha Paradise books and I'll definitely sell your unmasked pictures. Do it again... I'll make you regret it, got that?!" I can't shout because I'm still weak.

"R-ROGER!" He weakly but quickly responded while doing his salute.

As expected, Guy became impatient. He threw Kakashi upwards before catching him using his back and finally done their piggy back ride. We all sweat dropped.

"Do you know the feeling of being worried but at the same time disgusted... they look... they look... hays." Ah. I don't care anymore. I don't want to waste my energy to their shits. But damn! I laughed when Lee bent down in front of Neji.

"Neji, if you're tired carrying Kashina. Give her to me." HAHAH! Instead of Neji, he asked for me.

"I refuse." Oh. That surprises me. I know he's already tired and I'm aware that I'm heavy. Is this really Neji?

"Okay!!! Youth!!" And then Lee dashed towards to Guy and Kakashi's direction to catch on them. Maa, this is a 2 day travel for us.

I asked Sakura and Tenten why the gooddamn in hell are they laughing? They just shook their heads before shrugging. I averted my attention to them to adjust my hug to Neji.

"Hey... I think I can walk now? I'm heavy you know?" I pouted when I admitted that. He just chuckled on me before shrugging his shoulders.

"Oho, so, you finally admitted that you're heavy."

And we started to bicker.

After arriving back to the village, Neji forced admit me to the hospital together with Kakashi. They next day, I fully gained my energy and my body's not feeling sore anymore but Kakashi's still weak because of his Mangekyo Sharingan. Finally, one of my favorite Sensei will appear soon! It's none other than... Tenzo!!! Tsunade will name him as Yamato for this mission.

The next day, I woke up inside my bedroom. Tsunade notified me yesterday for today's meeting. Probably about Sasori's tip about Kabuto - the best spy of all time and Naruto's Nine Tails.

"Morning." I mumbled when I saw Neji on the living room. He's doing his Jonin individual report so I didn't decide to pester him for now.

"Morning." He answered.

I walk towards our kitchen counter to eat some breakfast. "Hey, want some coffee?" I asked him. Neji likes coffee in the morning so I thought of making him.

"No, thank you." Ah. He's too busy, isn't he?

I left the kitchen counter and went on the living room. He's peacefully sitting on the couch while report paper on his right hand. I silently tapped his right hand to catch his attention before sitting on his lap and leaning my head on his chest. I was still drowsy so I closed my eyes as I leaned against him.

"You know how important this report, right?" He asked. I know! I'm aware that this individual report about Kazekage's rescue mission is important but I want to pester him. Besides, I'll be going out for a mission again. He can enjoy all of his time while I'm away since he dislikes me a lot.

"Shut up, let me rest for a bit. I'll be leaving later, Lady Tsunade calls for a meeting." I told him before wrapping my arms around his waist. I giggled when I heard him sigh and release his hold on his report before silently wrapping back on my waist.

"Do you have an upcoming mission?" He asked. I'm deciding if I'll join the meeting later or just stay with him. Besides, my opinions were not really important since in the end Naruto will end up knowing about Sasori's tip. He will no longer look for another member because we're already 4 man team but I think Danzo will push Sai to join us. After all, he's a fuck.

"Yup!" I popped my 'p'. "How about you?"

"Yeah, with Team Guy."

He let me stay with him until I fully satisfy myself. After pestering Neji's morning, I walk back to my bedroom to take a cold shower. After taking my shower, I wore my black jogger and wrapped 3 bandage on my upper thigh. I decided to wore my long sleeve Jonin like Kakashi's. It's a navy colored sleeve and has Uzumaki crest on both upper sleeve. I didn't wear my vest instead I wore my Haori to cover up my Shisui Katana on my waist. I teleported on Kakashi's mark when I'm done.

I found him sitting on the bed with his Icha Icha books on his hands. He's fucking grinning! What the hell. He's with Jiraiya and is currently waiting for Tsunade and Yamato's arrival.

"Nice to meet you, Jiraiya-sama!" I greeted him. He just winked on me before handing me a pack of dangos! "Thank you, my oh-so-handsome, senpai!" Yeah, he's my senpai! Together with Orochimaru and Tsunade since we have the same sensei.

'They're here.' I whispered on my head when I sense Tsunade and familiar chakra of Tenzo! Tsunade slide the door and then walked inside with Tenzo tailing her behind.

"Tenzo-niisan!"

"Ah! You're..." Kakashi and I said in unison. Tenzo winked on me before giving Kakashi his fist to bump with him. Wow, friendship!

"It's good to know that you knew each other." Tsunade muttered before getting serious. "I summoned you here to announce that Tenzo will be Kakashi's substitute captain. He'll be named for this mission as 'Yamato'." She introduced. "Now, Yamato, Kashina... listen carefully on Jiraiya."

"I'm sure you're both aware, right? Naruto has the Nine Tails inside him. And the very reason why you're summoned here was because of your wood techniques. Both of you can handle Naruto's rage and the Nine Tails Chakra." Jiraiya's reffering to Hokage style: 60-year-old Technique and Wood Style: Sit Still. These techniques are used to bind any tailed beast chakra but in the show it tires Yamato so much because of his unnatural possession of Wood Release.

Jiraiya explained everything that Yamato has need to know. From Naruto's chakra cloak and to the use of 'Sit Still' sealing. Kurama's chakra's always moving with the flow of Naruto's emotions especially when he's mad. And it will happen at the Tenchi Bridge as soon as Kabuto pressed his emotion buttons. Orochimaru and Kabuto will play for him until Orochimaru satisfies himself.

I'm eager to see Orochimaru's to counter Naruto's tailed beast bomb. I tried summoning Rashomon gate before but I've only summon 2 out of 5 giant gates that can counter that attack. I'm learning that attack since I'm planning to use it against the 10 tails beast bomb.

"But... Kashina." I snapped back when Tsunade called me. "I want you and Yamato to watch your new member... He's from the ROOT and I have this bad feeling." I see, so Danzo did push his luck. He already recommended Sai to join us. In the first place, how the hell did Danzo knew about this?! He's not a member anymore! He's old fart!

"I see, can I kill him?" I asked only to be thrown a pillow on my face by Kakashi.

"He's still a ninja of the Leaf, Kashina. I cannot permit you to do that." I sighed. Maa, he's Ino's future husband so I guess, I'll help Naruto to fix his attitude. After all, it's Danzo's fault why he forgot the feeling of having emotions. Damn! I want to kill him!

"I understand, Lady Tsunade." I told her before munching the Dango that Jiraiya gave me earlier.

Sai was ordered to deliver ANBU's personal information to Orochimaru for God know reasons. I don't know why Danzo ordered him do that. He's a psycho. That's for sure. Ah. We'll be also meeting, Sasuke! He's grown a lot in the show! How about in person?! He'll look like Itachi's twin, for sure! That said, Sasuke will be able to meet Kurama using his Sharingan. I'm planning to join them in silence to link my chakra on Kurama so I can have a permit on entering his domain whenever I'm feeling.

"When's our departure?" It'll take 10 days or less for us to be able to reach the bridge before Kabuto arrives. Sai being a new member in our super eccentric team, I doubt he'll go along with my plan since he's a big fat jerk but yeah, I'll leave him to Yamato. If he didn't listen to me, I'll just knock him off.

"Today."

"DON'T TALK ABOUT SASUKE!!! YOU ASS!!" Ah shit, here we go again. I had to say sorry to my eardrums once again. Naruto's abusing us too much. My head spun so I had to teleport near Sakura and make her body support me for a while.

Naruto's loud voice is really a no-no.

Sai and Naruto started to bicker with each other. We're just watching how Sai nonchalantly mentioned Sasuke's treachery and it's greatly and successfully irritated both Naruto and Sakura. Tenzo on the order hand just sweat dropped on the eye sight before looking on me.

"What? Shall I wood bind them?" I asked him darkly. He frantically shook his head on me before giving me a smack on my arms.

He made the two stopped arguing with each other by making a four pillar prison behind them. It's special prison that will suck all of your chakra little by little. Yamato thought that everything's stable now but Sai uttered his shit again and received Sakura's infused chakra punch on his face.

Arara~ don't insult her future lover! Dumb ass.

I remained stoic. I'll pester Sai later when I decided. I'll definitely make him regret calling Sasuke such things by mentioning his dead ass brother. I'll bring his pain back just to make him shut up. Now that they're fine. We continued our journey.

Since I'm always in silence the whole Journey, Sai didn't bother to waste his time on me. Only to Naruto and Sakura.

When darkness swallowed the light in the sky, Yamato decided to settle down. We walked inside the bath house and Yamato told everyone that he'll treat us for now. Which is probably the first and last time. He's frugal like Kakashi. He's treating us dinner because he'll be putting his wood seeds tracker on Sakura, Naruto and Sai. He didn't need to put a seed on me since we can communicate using my summons.

I soaked my body on the bath with Sakura and left after satisfying myself. Sakura decided to stay there alone because she's feeling well. I just nod. After wearing my nighties and eating dinner with them, I walked outside.

"Why're you not affected by Sasuke like the other two's?" I didn't bother to look on who's since I'm aware that Sai has been keeping his eyes on me. Bro, you should be keeping your eyes on Ino! Not me!

"Because I'm basically abnormal." I told him and almost laugh when he just deadpan on my answer. He's probably thinking that I'm literally abnormal by now. "How about you? Missing your brother Shin?" He immediately pulled out his kunai and point it on me.

I laughed before turning my gaze on him. "Bro, still affected on Shin's name?" I smirked evilly. He started making fun of my friends in front of me, he should pay. "Arara~ cut your tongue?"

"How do you know about my brother?" He asked darkly. I countered his KI using mine. My KI stronger than him so he got overwhelmed. "I'm asking you!"

"Arara~ lose your cool, Sai? You've made of fun of my team earlier. I'm just staying there and keeping myself in silence but remember this, dumbass, stop making fun of my team. If you ever do this again..." I ignored his kunai and walk towards him to reach his ears. "I'll definitely force that bitch Orochimaru to revive Shin and kill him over and over again in front of you..." And then he jumped backwards when he felt shivers from hearing my words.

"Ah. Before I forgot, be thankful to Shin... he let you win because he's aware that he's dying soon. You know more than anyone else here - he love you so damn much." And there I gave him a wink when I saw his shocked face before teleporting inside my room.

My, my, I'm tired.