《Never in a Million Years ✔️》31-Chicago Blackhawks Jeresy
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I smile as I smell one of my favorite scents in the world, as weird as it sounds, it was bonfire. Most people hate the smell, but I loved it. From just being around it for a few hours, the smell settled into any piece of clothing you were wearing and even your own hair. I curl up closer to the pillow I was laying on, I was unbelievably comfortable and warm for laying on the floor. There was a slight weight on my waist and shoulders though.
I barely open my eyes, only to see not a pillow but Caleb. I pick my head up off of his chest slighty to see his arm wrapped around my waist, the other wrapped around my shoulders as he pulled me closer to him. His head rested against mine.
If I move I'd probably wake him, he was a light sleeper, and considering that it was still dark out, it was still early. I reach beside me to check my phone, proving my thoughts to be true as it was only 5:30. I decide to just go back to sleep. If I were to move, he'd wake up, making this a much more awkward situation. Plus I was really tired and running on an hour of sleep so it seemed perfectly logical. I quickly and easily fell asleep after resting my head back in its previous position.
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"Wake up assholes" Beck grumbles as I feel the impact of a pillow being thrown at my head.
"Thanks Beck" I mumble, opening my eyes. Little. I see Caleb lazily grinning down at me, his eyes slightly closed.
"No problem, Cheri and Dad made us food, let's go" he says before walking out into the kitchen. I sit up as Caleb loosens his hold around me and yawn slightly.
"What time is it?" Caleb asks, his voice raspy and deep. His morning voice, that I've grown so accustomed to, showing through
I reach over and grab my phone to see the time, it was nine fifteen.
"Nine fifteen" I say, my voice slighty hoarse due to my dry throat. "What time did we fall asleep?" I ask him
"Sometime after Johnny " he mumbles, his eyes closed once again. So sometime after four we fell asleep.
"I'm tired" I lay back down. I seriosusly didn't want to move at this point plus Caleb was a surprisingly comfortable cushion.
"Me too" he huffs "Wait did we sleep like that all night"
"Yeah I think so" I mumble
"Wow you really couldn't stay away" he says and I peak my eyes open to see him grinning down at me. Always so cocky.
"Yeah okay, last time I checked you were the one that was holding me" I smirk right back at him before sitting up.
"Shut up Kalanski"
"Now Kazer, have you ever known me to stop talking?" I grin as I close my eyes once again
"Never princess, even when you sleep" I chuckles lightly
"Exactly"
"Okay let's go before all the bacons gone" he says as he pulls me up.
We both walk into the kitchen where everyone else is just about as dead as we are. Well besides Bexley and my parents, they were just fine and smiley. They actually had personalities in the morning, much unlike the rest of us.
"God why are you all lazy asses this morning?" Dad questions as he take his seat at the head of the long table
"We stayed up until four" Lenny sighs
"Movie night" I confirm "Showed Gabe our favorite brat pack movies cause he has never seen them"
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My dad's eyes widen as he looks over at Gabe. My dad was just as big a movie nerd as Hos kids were, he's the reason we are the way we are when it comes to movies.
"Okay I'm sorry! I'm not a movie nerd!" Gabe days making us laugh at him
"It's fine Gabe, before I met Adam, I had never seen a a lot of movies" Cheri sympathizes as she sits next to my dad
"And she had never listened to a lot of good music either. We not only made her a movie nerd but also a music nerd" My dad grins proudly.
"You guys are like a cult" Gabe laughs lightly
"Yeah just about" Jordan and Wes say at the same time,
"Alright kids, Cheri and I are going shopping for the barbecue tonight, no cult activities until we get back" My dad states as he washes his and Cheri's plates
"Get the dishes done then you can do whatever. No human sacrifices though, when Tyler gets sacrificed I wanna be here to see it" Cheri Adds coming to stand next to my dad.
We all laugh at her previous statement as Tyler playfully glares at her. He really would be the one to be sacraficed.
"Why me?!" He questions before Lenny turns to him
"Ty, out of all of us you would be the one to be sacrificed first" Beck pats him in the shoulder before getting up
"Fine" he pouts like a four year old as he picks at his waffles "but I won't be happy about it"
"I just remembered" Jordan starts to say "make sure you're house is open Saturday night" he was to the twins, Colton, Beck and I.
"Why is that?" Ace asks
"Party after our championship. We forgot to ell you that you're hosting" Wes grins
"Okay so I guess we're having a party Saturday night" I laugh looking at all my brothers. Dad and Cheri almost always worked Saturday nights, and especially cause they both took off this weekend they're both most likely going to be working.
"Last one of the football season so it's gotta be good." Tyler adds.
The football season is probably the busiest season, party wise. There's at least one party every week. Since the football season is coming to an end,the parties-every-week will too. Well at least for a little while, they'll pick up again in the spring. It's also getting colder and that usually contributes to the lesser amount of parties.
"Of course" Arrex smiles
"I wanna go to a party" Bexley pouts adorably beside Ace. Oh she was definitely going to parties when she gets older, I mean, she's a Kazer, there's not a doubt in my mind.
"Wait till you're a little older girlie" I grin at her "then you can go to all the parties you want"
"Cool!" She smiles before continuing to eat her waffle
"No. Never. No parties for you. Ever" Caleb orders looking at her sternly. Here he goes with the protective big brother act.
"Good luck with that" Em grins at Caleb "She's a Kazer, partying is in her blood" Her father was literally a party legend in our town.
"Not if I can help it" he grumbkes
"It's okay Bex, we got your back" I grin at her
"Just wait 'til your twenty first birthday" Lenny smiles
"We are gonna have a fun ass girls night for yours and Max' twenty first" Arya smiles
"Okay!" Bexley grins happily at us as Caleb narrows his eyes at all four of us
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"So help me god, you take either of my niece's to a male strip club and get them drunk I will kill all four of you"
"Bet" I challenge with a taunting smirk
"Really wanna test me Kalanski?" He mirrors my smirk as he narrows his eyes at me
"Have been my whole life Kazer, don't plan on stopping anytime soon" My smirk slowly turns into a grin once his smirks melts into a smile.
It was mine and Em's favorite smile of his. He had four, the fake one he used on girls. They fell for it every time. Then the cocky and cold smirk/grin that everyone saw, there was also the almost real one. That one was the one that shone through when he was sad and wanted to cover it up. Then there was his true smile that very few got to see, his dimples showed and his eyes squinted.
"Okay are you guys done?" Em grins at the both of us as she and Arrex get up to clean all of our dishes
"Yeah, do you guys need any help?" Caleb asks,standing up
"No we got it you guys go ahead" Arrex smiles as he follows Em into the kitchen "Em you're gonna drop those" he chimes before he folows her to the sink
"Shut up Arrex" I hear her say in response from the kitchen
"Alright I'm going to lay out on the beach" I say before retreating up to my room to change into my swimsuit.
After quickly throwing a pair of my black jean shorts on, I pull my hair up into a messy bun and grab my aviators on the way downstairs.
"Belle where are the keys to your ski?" Jordan asks as I enter back into the kitchen
"They are on the hook by the backdoor. Don't wreck it and be careful with my baby" I grin
"I won't!" He tells as he runs out back.
I make my way over to the fridge to grab a water bottle before following him and everyone else out.
Everyone went their own ways out to the water before I stop just short on the beach, laying my towel down and plopping on top of it. This was our last day of our little mini vacation, and I was going to relax the whole day.
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"This has to be the dumbest thing you've done" Em and Amy laugh as the rub aloe gel on my shoulders. I was currently completely naked from the waist up, laying on my stomach between them on my bed, as we watched greys Anstomy and they doused my back in Aloe gel.
I may have fallen asleep on the beach. And my back may be as red as a lobster. I really don't want to talk about, it definitely wasn't one of my smartest moments.
"Your tan is going to be so uneven" Amy laughs
"I'm glad you are amused by my pain" I grumble, wincing under their touch. They had been making comments for the passed 15 minutes about it.
"Oh very amused" the both state.
"Girls din-" Jordan starts to say as him and Caleb enter my room but stop when he's sees the unusual sight before him.
"Not that I'm complaining, but why is Bails shirtless?" Caleb smirks as he sits down in front of my bed so we are eyelevel. He's wearing a cocky smirk. He knows I'd smack him if it wasn't for the fact that if I did I might have a major nip-slip.
"My sunburn has somehow gotten worse" I frown.
"Yeah there's a slight rash that's developed on your shoulders" Amy says lightly. I wince as she lightly pokes my shoulder and puts another layer of aloe on.
"Aww" he pouts as he looks at me "What would you do if I flicked it?" his pout forms into a devious grin as he sits in front of me on the floor
"I swear Caleb Kazer, you do that and I will kill you." I say with a small grin making him laugh
"I promise I won't, but I did make you smile so" he shrugs as he leans back in his hands
"He would've but I would" Jordan smirks as he pokes my sunburn
I wince at the sting as Amy and Em laugh at me.
"Why are you my best friends?" I growl at him
"You love me" he laughs as he plops in front of me next to Caleb "Oh by the way dinner is ready"
"Oh thank god I've been waiting for those burgers all day" Em sighs "I literally have like an orgasm every time I eat them"
"Me too" Amy and I both say making all three of us burst into a fit of laughter. All while the two guys just stare at us with questioning looks. Sometimes we forget that some of the things we say don't need to be said around the guys.
"Oh come on, the burgers are just that good." I laugh
"Know whose better?" Caleb wiggles his brows suggestively
"Probably Jason Mamoa, that man seems like he has a big dick" I say with a straight face
"I would be severely dissapointed if he had a small dick" Em sighs
"Everything else about him is huge so it make sense that his dick is too" Amy agrees with the both of us. Both of the guys laugh at our conversation. "He radiates big dick energy"
"You know we can't even argue that" Jordan chimes
"I was gonna say me, obviously, but yeah Jason Mamoa too" Caleb laughs "I'm not into kissing dudes that aren't my best friends but I'd definitely make an exception for him"
"Oh me too" Jordan wholeheartedly agrees "I think everyone would"
"Did you get lost up there!" I hear Arrex yell up making me roll my eyes
"Alright I think we should go back down" Jordan says as he smacks Calebs shoulder.
After they both get up and walk out, I quickly clip my bra before getting up and throwing my t-shirt on.
"Let's go get some burgers"
"God what took you so long" Colton questions as we all start carrying things out go the giant patio table.
"Jason Mamoas hotness" Amy chimes
"Okay fair enough" he shrugs before sitting down beside me. Em sits on the other side of me while Amy sits next to her.
"All right, dig in guys" my dad grins as he sets the plate of his signature grilled burger patties on the table.
We all quickly snatch a patty, ensurimg we get the best one, in reality, they were all good. Even tiny tries to reach up and grab one before I push his nose off the table and order him to lie down.
"I'm gonna miss these burgers" Em sighs after taking a giant bite out of her burger
"We all are" Arrex agrees
"These are the best burgers I've had in my life oh my fuckin god" Gabe groans
"These are better than Kanes" Brett adds
"Well thank you guys, I thought I should make my burgers for my favorite children" My dad just smiles as he grabs some chips and a scoop of fruit.
"I gotta ask Adam," Caleb starts to say "Which one of us is your favorite?" He grins
"Co you've been asking that since you were ten," My dad laughs "and you will get that answer when I am laying on my death bed"
"So you do have a favorite!" Caleb smiles
"Of course I do!" My dad laughs "So does Cheri, your mom and dad and Kerry, Katie and Jay" he says referring to Ems mom, and Jordan's parents "It really depends on the minute if I'm being honest"
"Are your favorites all the same person?" Caleb questions further
"Nope, all seven of us have different favorites" he states "but the more you question, the more vague Im going to be, you just have to wait"
"Fine" Caleb pouts
"Why do you want to know so bad? We all know it's me" I smirk at him. He's convinced my dad loved him more than me, I just like to poke and antagonize him.
"Uh excuse me, I'm dads favorite" Beck retorts
"I can accept that" Arrex shrugs earning
laughs from all of us.
"I can't" I mumble, there was no way Beck was the favorite
Everyone starts to laugh at my bitterness, though it only lasts a second before I'm smiling like an idiot. The last day here was a good one...despite my back lookin like a fuckin Chicago blackhawks Jersey.
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