《【ᴛʙʜᴋ ᴏɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs & ᴍᴏʀᴇ】》incorrect quotes
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Hanako: Google, how to get rid of my annoying living dead brother?
Tsukasa: Amane, why you gotta be so mean!
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Yashiro: I'm sleepy..
Mitsuba: Sleep is for lOsErS hHahAhAhHaH
Yashiro: :(
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Yashiro: I'm so exhausted, I feel like I could die any second now.
Kou: SENPAI PLEASE DON'T DIE
Yashiro: It's a figure of speech-
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Hanako: Tsuchigomori, are you considered spiderman? Like that guy in movies.
Tsuchigomori: Don't ask dumb questions, number 7.
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Yashiro: I'm hUngRy!!
Hanako: You could probably eat yourself, Daikon.
Yashiro:
Hanako:
Yashiro: *pulls out a knife *
Hanako: *screeching*
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Kou: Should I choose Mitsuba or Senpai?
Mitsuba from the back: Hey! Traffic earing boy!
Kou instantly: Definitely Mitsuba.
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Akane: Aoi why don't you love me?
Aoi: I do!
Akane: You do-
Aoi: as a friend!
Akane:
Akane: *about to commit deletus*
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Mitsuba: I'm sad
Kou: Why? Are you okay?
Mitsuba: I'm sad knowing Kou doesn't have brain cells..
Kou: what
Hanako: I'm hungry
Tsukasa: eat me
Hanako: what
Tsukasa: what
(i think i saw this somewhere but idk where lol)
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