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HANAKO-KUN X M!READER #2 |

❝ you're so mfing handsome, bro!! ❝

averted to the floor as you waited nervously for an answer; after a good five minutes passed, being as impatient as you were, you decided to finally started to take action. (i mean if you didnt, you would've stood there all day)

"..did youuu not have any friends before you died?" you said and got closer and closer to the ghost, a smirk falling on your face. by this time he stopped daydreaming and snapped his head towards you and nervously laughed with a hand behind his head.

"that's not exactly true! the ladies loved me!!" he lied horribly and looked down gloomily, "..but no.." hanako muttered quietly.

"soo i'll be your first friend then. man that sounds nice.. i feel kinda special haha." you checked your imaginary watch not even knowing he met somewhere before you, "i don't have all day."

"hold that thought." he searched his tiny pockets and millions of huge things came out.

shoving it in your face, hanako took out a book that read 'how to make friends for beginners' and handed it to you with an idiot grin plastered on his face.

'i-is this a joke.. ?' you groaned and pushed the book back in his arms, hanako merely frowned but then an idea popped up. a horrible idea.

"you don't look very pleased.. hmm.. oh! i have another thing you might like!!"

"yeah yeah. go say that to your imaginary friends." you 'accidentally' thought out loud as he suddenly frowned and sniffed dramatically.

"goodbye. i'm leaving." his mood changed as he floated gloomily to the stall i summoned him from.

"wait!! you're really cool! so please don't leave!" you desperately begged.

'cool?' he thought as he turned around and gave me a closed eyed smile, wasn't he just sad a second ago?

"well, that's me alright! swaggy hanako-kun who will gladly find [y/n] friend or possible even more!~ sadly, that friend could not be me! sorry!" he laughed and made a 'x' with his arms.

you growled at his statement as he started to back away and sweat bullets, "noone says 'swaggy' anymore you fucking ghost."

"c-chotto matte!! i have unwholesome items too y'know a-and i just found one!!" hanako took out some kind of doll from his pocket and gave me a sly smirk, he scrunched his cheek next to mine and smirked.

"here!" hanako shoved the doll into my face and i took a step back in fear. dolls are going to be the death of me. for sure.

"what the hell is that thing?!"

"this right here, cutie! is a kokeshi doll!" he said as he pointed to the doll. you cringed at the stupid nickname. the apparition grinned slyly and slowly leaned beside you and whispered in your ear seductively,

"it's a little bit sexy, dont'cha think? hmm?~"

on instinct, you swiftly grabbed the doll from out of his hands and threw it out the window, the apparition started to whine uncontrollably and clutch his shirt dramatically. his outside is a teen but he acts like a literal 5 year old.

"[y-y/n]-san, i liked that kokeshi doll! you're so meaann!!" he cried out with tears falling out of his eyes, however this act was just a lie just to make you feel bad.

"i'm not judging you or anything but i'm not taking a sex doll under any circumstances! keep those stuff to yourself you twink!!"

"IT'S NOT A SEX DOLL!" he argued and wiped his dramatic tears, "M' NOT A TWINK!"

looking him up and down, you noticed a bag of supposedly chocolates sticking out of his pockets. chocolate couldn't hurt, right? (please don't steal someone's candy..)

"huh?! give those back! they aren't yours!"

i stuck out my tongue playfully and stared at the bag, "it looks like chocolates to me, 'sharing is caring'! right?"

"don't just assume things right now, [y/n]. you'll regret it as soon as you take one bite!!" the apparition attempted to take the bag out of your hand, sadly failing each time.

"you need to chill, hanako. i'll pay you back, i swearr!!" hanako stopped his tracks and rubbed his non existent beard as in thought.

taking out one those 'candies' you chomped down on it as the ghost snickered. the last thing you saw before everything turning black was hanako grinning devilishly.

oh god what did he do.

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