Aries. With a chainsaw.

Taurus. With a fork.

Gemini. With rope.

Capricorn. Makes someone else to do it for them.

Aquarius. Drowns you in water.

Pisces. Buries you alive.

Scorpio. Burns you alive.

Cancer. With a SHARP kitchen knife.

Virgo. Frame you into execution. (This is the best I can do okay?)

Libra. With a shotgun.

Sagittarius. With a bow and arrow.(You saw that one coming.)

Leo. Gangs up on you with a bunch of other lunatics and put you in a pit filled with lions.