"You were so cute and chubby as a baby" Taehyung says while laying down on the younger's bed. Jungkook quickly laid down right beside the other.

"Are you saying that I'm not cute anymore? Rude" he says with an offended expression, but anyone could tell that he's just joking.

"No, I'm saying that you're not chubby anymore, but I'm happy that you at least got some thighs" the older answers, however he also slapped those thighs as well in the process "Soft and thick thighs is dream thighs, like I wish I got some of those"

"Your thighs belong to a god, don't worry"

"Did you call yourself a god?

"Oh my god, I made a pick up line without knowing, fuck"

"You would probably be a sex god, but why would I or anyone else know? We haven't fucked and we're both, ironically enough, virgins" that's when the cuddling started "We always talk about it, even though I feel like we're always getting cockblocked by the gods"

"This is why we shouldn't make a sex tape, baby" Jungkook used 'baby' on purpose, since he figured out how cute Taehyung would look and sound when he called him it. He became a soft boy, a changed man.

"I swear to god Jeon Jungkook, that should be illegal" he says and lay on top of the younger now "I really love you, but do you think we'll get cockblocked by the gods now?"

Jungkook smiles, while playing with Taehyung's fluffy, brown hair for a little while, before answering the older's question "I'm not sure, baby, but I know that we'll never know if we don't try it out first"