《Science-Bros: the really long and twisty tale of Tony and Bruce.》Talky-talky
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Bruce chuckles again and got up to look through the many food bags Clint brought back. "You.. really didn't of me as a monster, even after you met with Ross?" the scientist asked Tony as handed Logan a beer.
"Nope. Have you met me when I'm mad? Harlem is nothing. And there's the years of my life that I have no clue what I did. Though I'm pretty sure it involves a lot of blood." He popped the cap off, taking a long swig, before belching. A small "a'hem" reminded the males of the Asgardians still in the room. "Sorry ma'am."
Bruce nodded slightly a looked over at Tony. "What about you? I mean I know some of the stuff Ross used to catch me was made by you. Did you really think of me and the Other like that before Harlem?"
"That was during 'Always-drunk-playboy-dumbass-Tony' I didn't pay any attention to where my stuff went." Tony rubbed the back of his neck. "Uh... Sorry though."
Bruce looked away and breathed in a little. "It's........it's fine. Just glad you had a change of output you know..."
"Yep. Now I'm Iron Man." Tony made a small hero pose, which Logan responded to by putting his hand on Tony's face, and pushing down. "Don't touch my face. It's worth more than you." Tony held a straight face for five seconds, before cracking a smile.
'I like his smile.' Hulk spoke up, having heard the whole conversation.
'Me too.' Bruce said, agreeing with the Hulk as he smiles as little as he pushed off of the wall, sitting straight a little.
Fury and Steve walked into the room, looking at the two new additions. "Well, we were given out of date news." Fury looked at Logan. "Wolverine"
"Fury. Nice eyepatch."
"Nice claws kitty-cat."
Bruce smirked slightly as the banter, biting his lips a little. "Any news yet on the others or on Doom?" the physicist asked them.
"Negative. It seems that most of the heroes of the world are MIA."
"What about Professor X? He and the rest of the mutants are fine... right?" Fury shook his head, not saying a single word.
Logan growled low. "I'm going out."
Bruce watched the mutant get off of the bed, not sure if he should stop him or not to jump to any conclusions.
Bruce quickly got off of the chair and followed Logan, ignoring anyone that asked him where he was going. "Logan!...Logan, don't do this. You're not the only one here that's pissed at Fury and Doom." he said as he caught up to the mutant.
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"I'm the only one who's about to go do something about it though." He snapped, eyes burning red with wrath.
"Logan stop!" Bruce said as he firmly grabbed Logan's wrist. "Doom almost skinned you, we can let that happened again. We we'll save them. The Hulk, Tony, Thor, everyone will bring them back. I swear on my life on it."
Logan stopped for a moment, then punched the wall a foot away from Bruce's head. 'Tell him if he doesn't calm down, I'm coming out.' Hulk growled, annoyed of how easily Logan was willing to throw away his life, and possible the lives of everyone else.
Bruce grips harder on his wrist, not flinching when he punched the wall. "The Other Guy want you to calm down as well or else he'll beat you like a rag doll. But now, just calm down and think. I promise you we'll find them. We'll both find them and make Doom pay for this, okay? I promise you..."
Logan panted, finally calming down enough to realize what he was doing. "... Fine. But if we're doing this, you're going to tell Stark you're in love with him, got it?"
'How the hell does Logan know about that?!' The Hulk roared, more surprised than mad.
Bruce looked at Logan for a moment, trying not to look shocked that he knows somehow. "What on earth are you talking about?" he said sternly.
"I can smell it on you Bruce. And I'm not an idiot." Logan took a step away, crossing his arms in front of him. "You tell him, or I will."
At first, Bruce made a face when he said the smells caught him off, but nodded slightly knowing he had to dropped the bomb one way or another. "But I seriously think there's no point. That man can have whoever he want, he doesn't deserve me...I'm nobody.."
Logan snorted. "Right. And I'm a six-year-old ballerina." He put a hand on Bruce's shoulder, and looked him in the eye. "Trust me Bruce, tell him."
Bruce looks at the Canadian and sighed a little. "I guess I should tell him, despite what will happen."
"And what do you think will happen? Bruce, if you're worried about him hating you, the only way that would happen is if you killed him. And do you plan on that?" Logan pulled Bruce into a manly hug. "Tell him, trust me."
Bruce stiffened a little when Logan hugged him, something he was never use to, and hugged him back. "I'll tell him.."
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Bruce rolled his eyes a little and said "Just don't smoke in front of sick people, staff, or under smoke alarms."
"Where ever I want? Thanks man!" Logan smirked, walking into the room, and glared at Fury. He was about to show him a special finger, when he remembered that Frigga was there. Thor had let go of her while Bruce and Logan were gone, and the rest of the team, including Pepper were there. "Looks like you bubs got a temporary team mate." Logan sat down again by Tony's feet, looking to Clint or Natasha for a lighter or match.
Bruce bit his lips a little as he went back to his seat. He was planning on telling Tony, but not in front of the whole team, including Loki and Frigga. Natasha rolled her eyes and pull out a spare lighter for Logan.
"Thanks." He lit it up, taking a deep breath in.
"Why can't I do that. Pepper, he can smoke, but I'm not allowed a drink?" Tony whined, batting his eyes at the CEO of his company.
"You seriously don't remember all those YouTube vids of you drunk on your birthday?" Pepper said, not buying into his puppy eye look. Bruce couldn't help but chuckle at Tony's attempt to plead to her.
"Nope. Not at all. Common! Just a small glass of scotch?" Tony leaned closer, batting his eyes and sticking his bottom lip out just a bit, as if he were a teenage girl.
"No, Tony. You're in a hospital recovering from god knows how many thing's injected into you." she said sternly to the billionaire.
"But... But my doctor says it's okay." He turned to Bruce, lip still pouting. "Right Brucie?"
Bruce sighed a little and said "You're gonna have to wait a few hour to drink again, sorry."
"Noooooo!" Tony fell back onto his pillow, dramatically acting. "Oh woe is me! Woe is me! It feels like an eternity! I don't think... I have enough strength... to... go.. on!" Logan laughed, and leaned over to flick him in the head.
Bruce chuckles a little and got up from his chair. "I'll let you know when your ready to drink again. In the meantime, you should at least have some water or food in you."
Tony rubbed the spot that was flicked, and snapped his head around when he heard food. "Cheeseburger? That's what I got last time I was nearly killed. No wait... That was shwarma... Could I get both?" He looked up, eyes sparkling.
Bruce looks over at Clint, who rolled his eyes and got up from where he was sitting at. "Anyone else want anything?" the archer asked.
"Beer." Logan admitted, blowing out a smoke ring with a large smirk.
"How about some aspirin too Agent Barton." Fury asked, looking at the two on the bed.
Clint nodded and left the room to grabbed more food and drinks. Bruce chuckles as little as he leans against the side of Tony's bed.
Logan glanced at the two of them, and gave another smirk. "You know, mission briefing is much better in the mission room. I say we let the doc deal with these two."
Loki caught Logan's look, and smiled his own smirk. "I saw most of what happened, I should come along too."
"Fine. Thor, carry your psychotic brother, and we'll talk downstairs." Everyone left, Logan winking to Bruce as he did.
"What's with that wink Brucie? You and Wolverine have a thing going on?"
Bruce smiles a little as Logan got everyone one to leave the room. "Tony, there....there's something I need to tell you..."
Tony faked gasped. "Bruce, are you pregnant?"
Inside the shared mind of Banner and Hulk, the Hulk was laughing hard. 'Say yes. Just to see what he does.'
Bruce chuckles a little and said "What gave it away?"
Tony face fell, a small look of horror replaced the joking one before. "Wait... Dude! What the... are you... huh?"
"God no, Tony! How the hell can a guy get pregnant?" Bruce said, laughing at the engineer's reaction.
"I don't know! Maybe that was something else that went strange when you got Hulkie!" Tony gave a pout, crossing his arms and legs and looking like a child.
Bruce chuckles quietly as he went over to sit on the bed. "No, it's something.....something else." He paused for a moment, trying to think of a way to just say it. "Have....have you ever fallen for someone you can't have? Even if that person is your friend?"
"Uh... If Pepper counts, I guess. Why? You have a crush Bruce?" Tony smiled warmly. "Aw, your first crush. Who is she?"
Bruce sighs a little and looks away. "He's...he's someone on the team..."
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