《Science-Bros: the really long and twisty tale of Tony and Bruce.》Does this seem like a good idea to anyone else?
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"Where did the others go?" Tony asked as soon as Strange walked back in.
"Bruce is fine. He's just tucking Tess in bed. He'll be back shortly." Strange told the billionaire.
"And Hulk?" Tony asked, glad his love and daughter were alright. "And she seemed fine when they left, why does she need sleep?"
Strange bit his lips a little and said "We...we reconnected Hulk and Bruce."
Tony stood still. Completely still. It was hard to tell if he was even breathing still. "Uh, bub?" Logan poked him, and watched as Tony fell stiff as a board backwards. "I think he fainted doc. What'd ya tell him?"
Bruce heard a thud as he hurried back to the party to see his lover fainted. "What happen?" He asked anyone as he tries to wake Tony up.
"Strange told him Hulk's in your head again." Logan answered simply. A deadpoolish giggle was heard, as said man held a bucket full of cold water over the head of Tony.
"Don't you even DARE Wade!" Bruce said sternly to the merc when he said the bucket of water, keeping him away from Deadpool.
"It'll wake him up!" He argued, tipping it a bit so the edge of the water could be seen. "How about not even the whole bucket, just half? A third?"
"How about none!" Bruce snapped back at Deadpool.
"Common! plea..."
"NO!" Hulk took control of the mouth for a minute, yelling at Wade. Deadpool jumped back, and ended up dumping the water onto his own head.
Bruce glared at Wade for a moment and looks back down at Tony, slapping his face gently to wake him up.
"MmmmMmMMM! Pepper! Five more minutes!" Tony mumbled, then cracked an eye open when the entire bay burst out laughing. "... What just happened?"
"You just fainted." Bruce said as he helped his lover back on his feet.
"Tony Stark doesn't faint... I just have spontaneous naps." Deadpool fell to the floor, splitting his sides in laughter.
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Bruce couldn't help but chuckle as well and asked Tony "I'm sorry...I should of you to about me and the Hulk."
"So... Big Green is back in here?" Tony tapped the side of Bruce's head, looking in his eyes. "Does that mean you're back to going green each time you're mad?"
The scientist smiles at Tony and shook his head. "He'll only come out when we feel like we want him out. No anger, no raising heart rate, nothing."
'Can we show him?'
"Can you show me?" Tony and Hulk both sounded like a kid at Christmas.
Bruce smiles at him and backs away as he lets the Hulk out.
"Hi." The Hulk grinned as everyones jaws dropped.
"ULTIMATE TAG-TEAM!" Wade finally shouted out.
Bruce chuckles a little in the Hulks mind at everyone's reaction.
"... Did I make sure to tell you two that I love you today?" Tony asked the two.
"Yes."
"How about this hour?"
Hulk thought for a moment. "No."
"Then I'll say it now. I love you." Tony jumped up, wrapping his arms around Hulks neck.
Bruce smiles even more and said even though Tony couldn't hear him. 'I love you too.'
Hulk smirked, and hugged Tony as tight as he could without breaking anything. 'Tag out.' Hulk joked, letting Bruce go back out.
As he changes back, Bruce kept hugging the engineer close to him, nuzzling in his shoulder a little.
"So Tony, does this mean you have two sizes to choose from?" Logan growled, and shoved his claws into Deadpools head. "Whoa, Logan! Are you a telepath now? I can feel you in my mind!"
"Wade is it possible for you to shut up?" Logan snarled the question.
"Nope. I feel an itchy, could you move a bit to the left?" Wade replied cheekily.
"Jesus, Wade. Really?" Peter said, rolling his eyes a little. Bruce ignored them as he stayed in his lover's embrace, not wanting to let go of him.
"Yep! And get a room you two! Or some pants!" Logan pulled out his claws, which resulted in Deadpool giggling. "Sorry, that tickled."
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"Wade, I'll give you $20 to shut up for at least ten minutes."
"Deal." Wade agreed instantly.
Bruce pulls away from his shoulder to look into Tony's eyes, smiling softly at him.
Tony smiled also, before leaning in and placing his lips gently on Bruce's.
The physicist closed his eyes as he kissed him back softly. Strange smiles at the two and then turned to Peter. "Make sure that boyfriend of your doesn't ruin the moment." he said to the teenager, gesturing to Deadpool.
The Merc with the Mouth held up a disposable camera, ready to start snapping photos. "This is so going online. Stanner fangirls will go nuts!"
"I'm......I'm trying my best. I really am." Peter said as he snatch the camera out of Deadpool's hand. "This won't even come out clearly on the computer. I should know."
"Awww... Anyone have a camera I can borrow?" Wade asked loudly. Tony smirked, but just deepened the kiss a bit, shifting them so he was holding Bruce up horizontally in the classic romantic position.
Bruce chuckles softly as he continues to kiss him, cupping his face gently. "No one answers him and no you're not allowed to use my camera." Peter said sternly to Deadpool.
"You're no fun!" Deadpool crossed his arms, then had an idea. "JARVIS!"
Tony pulled back for a moment. "JARVIS do not listen to anything Wade Wilson may ask of you, and immediately delete any photographs of me and Bruce Banner that are uploaded online without my consent." Tony then went right back to kissing Bruce.
"Nice try there, Wade." Peter said as he patted Deadpool's shoulder a little. Bruce hums quietly as they continued to deepen the kiss.
"Are they seriously gonna be like this for now on?" Clint whispers to Gambit and Nightcrawler but got elbowed in the gut by Natasha.
"Can you two stop making out and get a damn room?" Fury yelled, having no problem interrupting the moment. Tony responded by showing him a favourite finger.
Bruce chuckles again and gave Tony a quick peck. "I really do love you, Tony." He whispers to the genius softly.
"I love you too Bruce." Tony whispered back.
"GET MARRIED AND GET A FREAKING ROOM!" Rouge and Gambit yelled at the same time. A few scattered "Hear hear!" and "Yeah!"s could be heard also. Though blushing a little from the crowd, Bruce couldn't help but laugh a little from it.
"Any of you know someone who could do it? Because I can get a ring here in half an hour." Tony sassed back.
'Is he being serious? Because I think we should at least have one date before we get married to Tony.' Hulk spoke up.
'I think he's just being the Sass Master right now. Even if he's rushing, I honestly don't mind. But if you do, just say the word.' Bruce told the green being, smiling at Tony.
Deadpool looked up, and his eyes flickered as if he was reading something. "Hulk has a good point. Hey Peter, want to help me set up a date for the two love birds?"
Peter gave the merc a weird look and said "I think Stark and Doctor Banner can set up their own date just fine."
"Nope. Bruce likes the more simple things, and Tony is Tony Stark." Deadpool replied. "Common Petey! It'll be fun!"
"I don't do dating setups, Wade. Besides, you know I have a busy schedule."Peter told him.
"We have a few hours before the first group has to leave, and you're on the last jet out of here. Common! I know where to get some candles, and I'm not that bad of a cook! Please Peter? I'll owe you!" Deadpool begged.
Peter groans a little and said "Fine! Nothing ridiculous or stupid. Got it?"
"So no flaming penguins. Got it. You won't regret this Peter!" Deadpool grabbed his wrist, and pulled him down a hallway, looking for a good room.
"I have a feeling I already do." Peter said as he follows Deadpool.
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