《Zodiac Shit [book 3]》The Signs as Iconic Tweets From Celebrities
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@MarinasDiamonds: Just found out the world doesn't revolve around me. Shocked and upset.
@zaynmalik: Ask me if I give a motherfuck ?!!
@LanaDelRey: U should feel lucky to have my $79 lipstick kisses all over your face. Ur probably used to those cheap tricks kissin u w their .99 cent lips
@zaynmalik: @Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?
@kanyewest: kim doesn't understand what a blessing I am to her
@rihanna: Fuck I look like ho? I look like yes and ya look like no
@justinbieber: If you didn't get tickets to the believe tour find a way to sneak in lol
@NICKIMINAJ: When I was about 11 I snapped @ a slumber party n startin beat in da shit out this girl who was pickin on me! Lmao. Her name was Dameka
@KimKardashian: Her eyes were closed and I was feeling my look! Can I live?!?!
@Real_Liam_Payne: I can promise I am not engaged this I can promise you. I'm only 17 I love green beans
@ArianaGrande: @ItsGiovanniP Not for eating my own used tampon, that's for damn sure.
@Louis_Tomlinson: Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis
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