《Zodiac Shit [book 3]》Signs as Cheesy Pickup Lines
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"baby, if you were words on a page, you would be FINE print"
"i seem to have lost my number. can i have yours?"
"call me nemo cause i'm not afraid to touch the butt"
"if i was a cat, i'd spend all nine lives with you"
"damn! if sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"
"do you work at dick's? chase your sporting the goods"
"is your dad a baker? cause you have nice buns!"
"i was feeling a little off today, but you turned me on"
"are you from tennessee? cause you're the only ten i see"
"my doctor says i'm lacking vitamin u"
"if you were a booger i'd pick you first"
"what's on the menu? me-n-u"
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