"Ry, you almost ready!" I shout from my bedroom buttoning my last button all the way to the top. I take one last look in the mirror and laugh at myself. I can't exactly remember the last time I've buttoned all the buttons on my shirt. But I decided I'll show a little bit of class just for tonight.

"What do you mean am I almost ready, I've been ready for almost an hour. We're waiting on you fashion queen."

I scoff and pretend to be offended by my feisty, sexy ass girlfriend. "I told you, I just needed to brush my teeth."

"Harry, it doesn't take you an hour to brush your teeth." She sassily says placing her hands on her hips. I didn't even realize what she was wearing until now.

"Absolutely breath taking."

"Huh?"

"You, you're absolutely breath taking." I smile making my way towards her. "And a little diva might I add." I love how shy she gets when I compliment her. Her face glows and the apples of her cheeks turns a slight shade of pink.

"Well you sir look.. eh alright." She teases bopping my nose. "Now come on babe we're gonna be late for our reservations." She turned quickly on her black high heals.

"Jesus fucking Christ Rion."

"What!?, What is it!" She yells frantically looking back and turning.

I can't help it but laugh at her reaction automatically assuming something is wrong.

"Harry! What is it? Stop looking at me like that! Is it a spider? Oh my god" she squeals.

I can't help but laugh even more. This is hilarious. "Babe, babe, no stop." I calm her down by placing both hands on either side of her shoulders. "There's no spider." I smile.

"Then what?"

I smirk at her and dart my tongue out to build up moisture to my lips before I speak.

"Your ass looks really great." I say with my accent sounding extra rich. I can't help but smile at her reaction.

"Don't scare me like that." She is pretending to act mad but I can see right through her.

"I'm sorry that you're just so sexy in this little black dress."

"Did you just.."

"I wanna see the way you move for me baby." I half sing and dance towards Ry.

"Why am I in love with you." She smiles with her pearly white teeth.

"Cause you love all of this." I teasingly say and grind my hips while moving my hands down my torso. That erupts a sound of laughter out of her. It's like music to my ears. I love making her laugh it's such a beautiful sound. I can't help bend down and kiss her. It's like a craving I can't get rid of, and I'm perfectly fine with that.

"Not now Harry, we're gonna be late." She chuckled.

"Awh come on baby, one last kiss." I say with a wink.

"Fine, wait did you seriously just quote another one of your songs?"

"I'm sorry babe, I've just got no control." I smirk.

"Oh my god lets go."

"Fine. First one to the car gets a blow job." I run by her making sure to smack her ass.

"Ouch! Harry you jackass! And what I can't even get a blow job!" I hear her shout from upstairs.

"Looks like I win!" I teasingly shout back. "Now hurry up slow poke you're gonna make us late."

"You're such an ass." She laughs as she finally reached the bottom of the stairs.

"Listen Tess, this is the last time we're meeting, this has got to stop. Harry and I have just gotten back on good terms and there's no way I'm ruining us again."

"I knew I should have fucked Louis, he would have listened." She annoyingly said.

"You're sick."

"And you're vulnerable."

"Am not." I defend.

"Shall I remind you how you ended up in this situation to begin with?"

"Okay I get it, now tell me why you wanted to meet me here."

Tessa texted me yesterday asking to meet at L'Artusi this extremely fancy high priced restaurant that she insisted we eat at.

"A few reasons." She mindlessly says while circling her finger around the whine glass. Damn doesn't she look beautiful. The way her strawberry blonde hair so effortlessly falls to perfection. The light shade of pink lipstick resting on her pursed lips.

"Niall? Are you even listening to me?"

Ahh and there it is the thing that ruins everything about her. That ugly screechy and annoying voice. How could Harry put up with her for 2 years I can barely listen to her for 5 minuets. She must have been extremely good in bed with her banging hot bo-

"Niall!"

"What?! What?!" I shake my thoughts out of the way and check back into reality. this girl in front of me may have the looks but she's a total bitch remember that.

"I said I'm getting bored of holding on to these photos and videos and I'm going to expose them."

"No!"

"Shh.. I didn't finish. I need a favor."

"Tess I'm not doing anything to get between Ry and Harry, they're happy."

"No silly, I'm done with them."

"Thank God.". I mumble under my breath. "So then what do you want?"

"You know what I want?"

"What.." I'm afraid that I asked.

Tess leaned in so our faces were inches away. I gulped out of nervousness before she finally spoke.

"You. I want you Niall."

I stand up from the table causing my chair to push back making a little scene.

"Absolutely not."

"Hmm well I've already gotten some offers on these exclusive videos and photos. I guess I'll be seeing you then."

No no no... I can't do that to Harry. It's either the whole world is exposed to Harry's sex tape and ruins his image or Harry and I's friendship will officially be toast.

"God dammit Tessa wait!" I chase after her before she leaves the restaurant. I caught her right before she left the doors.

"Fine I'll do it."

"Great." She deviously smiled. "You can start by opening the door for me... Boyfriend."

I almost vomited hearing those words come out of her mouth. She may have the looks and brains but she's such a bitch oh my God.

"After you.." I speak through clenched teeth. As soon as we step out the door flashes of cameras blinded my eyes making it almost impossible to see. "Tessa what are you-" I couldn't even get my sentence out before realizing her lips on mine.

"Kiss me back." She fake smiled posing. What choice do I have? The familiar taste fills my mouth. The taste of regret and lost friendship, something I dreaded..

"Niall?" A familiar voice breaks my horrid kiss.

"Harry? Ahh Harry, Ry, what are you guys doing here." I nervously laugh trying to pry the clingy Tessa from my arms.

"Harry, how do you feel about Niall dating your ex?" A paparazzi shouts. Way to make it awkward..

"You know what. Fuck you Niall." Is all Harry said to me before entering the restaurant. I can't even tell if this is worth it. I'm sick of lying to him. I'm gonna tell him what Tess is up to. she doesn't have to know.

Right?

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SCHOOLS OVER AND ILL BE UPDATING twice a week. most likely Tuesday's and Thursday's.

THE NEW FRAGRANCE COMMERCIAL MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD.

question of the day..

Q: Are you a virgin?

A: No.