I miss you :(

Why don't you come over?

Don't want to keep leaving my mom

Aww

How's the babies

Kicking up a storm. Still dancing on my bladder.

How does your back feel

Sore. Nothing I can't handle though

I have to go for a minute.

:(

I'll be back in a jiffy

Nobody says jiffy anymore

I just did

*eye roll* Only you.

But you love me

Debatable

You do. Don't deny it ;)

Go do your thing

What thing

You said you had to go for a minute

Oh right BRB

Don't use that texting crap with me

Aye aye captain

Go do that thing!

Love you babe