《The Vampire & The Mistress(Yoonmin) *completed*》Halloween with the "family"
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Jimin's pov
"And done!". I clapped. "Now where is everyone?". I rubbed my chin. "They better hurry up cause I did NOT do all of this for nothing". I said and checked my costume.
"I'm SO cute!". I giggled. "Jimin... You know I love you, but why?". I turned to Yoongi's voice. "Why are you hiding?". I asked. "I look ridiculous". Yoongi said. "No you don't". I told him. "Can I please change?". Yoongi asked. "Honey... Get your ass out here". I hissed and Yoongi came out of hiding.
I ran to him and kissed his cheek. "You look cute!". I giggled. "I want to hate you SO bad". Yoongi sighed. "Smile sweetie, smile". I poke his cheek. "I'm trying". Yoongi said and I laughed. "Mum, I'm ready!".
"Eww... Y'all make me sick". Minsik gagged. "Excuse you". Yoongi hissed. "Mum is adorable, but you old man... Eww". Minsik said. "Thank you sweetie". I said. "Really?". Yoongi says. "What? I'm adorable". I giggled. "You look like Casper's uncle". Minsik laughed. "Which one?". Yoongi asked. "Does it matter?". Minsik laughed.
"I'm going to beat your ass". Yoongi growled. "Don't break your arms". Minsik starts wheezing and a book hits him in his face. "My beauty!". Minsik drops on the ground. "Leave daddy alone you man slut".
"Nana! You look beautiful!". I awed. "Thank you mother". Nana bows. "You bitch". Minsik hissed. "Yoongi and I said at the same time. "No-nothing... Hey! I see snacks!". Minsik says and tries to go to the snack table but was pushed on the floor. "My bad, next time wear your open for business sign".
Yoongi started laughing and I hit him in his neck. "Dohyun... Apologize". I said. "He is what he is mum". Dohyun said. "I growled. "So-sorry". Dohyun said. "You're a bitch". Minsik said. "Language!". I yelled. "Dad curses all the time!". Minsik whined. "Motherfucker, cause I can". Yoongi said. "I'm a parent, I have the right too".
"Dad... I heard my first curse word at the age of four because of you". Minsik said. "I was three". Nana said. "A infant". Dohyun said. "I'm going to kill you Yoongi". I look at him. "I love you". Yoongi said. "Mommy! Mommy! Look!".
I looked at Soomin and squealed. "Look at my little Princess!". I picked her up and spin her around. "You're so cute baby!". I hugged her. "Thank you mommy". Soomin smiles. "Eek!". I start crying. "Mom's doing it again". Nana sighs. "He's not going to stop doing that". Minsik said. "He used to cry over me". Dohyun glares at his sister.
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"Must destroy the baby". Dohyun said. "Don't you touch her". Yoongi said. "To late, I have my plan". Dohyun laughs. "You will not hurt my baby!". I shouted. "We will help you get rid of your enemies Mr. Angel".
(Kari is in red)
(Hari is in black)
I screamed and the twins laughed at me. "Please stop doing that". I told them. "Sorry Mr. Angel". They said. "And stop doing that too". I said. "But it's funny". Hari said. "Where's your mother?". I asked. "She went to fuck daddy somewhere". Kari replies and I saw Minsik by her. "Well hello to you my dark Queen". Minsik said.
"Hi Min". Kari blushed. "When am I getting my grandchildren?". I asked and they blushed. "Stop asking that every time". Minsik groaned. "I'm not getting any younger". I said and someone hugs my leg.
"Well don't you look handsome Jihoo". I said. "Are you leaving that man and marrying me?". Jihoo asked. "I told you I can't do that". I said. "Don't worry, I'll wait". Jihoo says. "The spell he cast on you should wear off in three years or so". Jihoo nods. "Who let you in?". Yoongi hissed. "True love did... Something you lack". Jihoo scoffed.
"Ok there buddy!". Jungkook scoops up his son and bows. "I'm so sorry". Jungkook says. "Keep it away from Jimin!". Yoongi yelled. "You don't deserve him!". Jihoo yells. "You're ten!". Yoongi shouted. "I can still kick your a... ". "Jihoo". Taehyung walks over glaring at his son. "Sorry mommy". Jihoo pouts.
"I don't know why he's so in love with you Jimin". Taehyung said. "I'm amazing". I said. "And beautiful, and kind, and sweet, and caring, and charming and... ". "That's enough". Jungkook covers his mouth. "Where's the rest of your kids?". I asked. "Father took them trick or treating". Taehyung answered. "Food!".
"Hyungsik!". Minsik yells. "What's good bro!". Hyungsik ran to him and hugged him. "Eww". I giggled. "Don't eww my son". Vivi says. "Vi!". I hugged her. "Why isn't he wearing a shirt?". I asked. "Cause he thinks he's cute". Vivi rolled her eyes. "Come now darling, he looks just like me". Ryri back hugs her. "Don't touch me". Vivi huffs.
"Such a cute little tsundere". Ryri giggles. "As lively as ever".
(Y'all are going to see him again, I promise you that)
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"Jihwan, welcome". I smiled. "Thank you". Jihwan smiles at me. "Ahhh! You're so beautiful!". I squealed. "Just like your mother". I grabbed my chest. "I'm so ugly". I sniffed. "WHO CALLED YOU UGLY!?!". Both Yoongi and Nihoo screamed. "Oh dear". Jihwan giggled. "H-hi Jihwan". Dohyun appears with a blush on his face. "Hello". Jihwan greets.
"Stop flirting with my baby". Saga appears and I jumped on him. "SAGA! I MISSED YOU!". I screamed in his ear. "Deaf... Thank you Jimin". Saga groaned. "Saga". Ryri hissed. "Thing". Saga scoffed. "You dare insult me!?!". Ryri yells. "You dare start a argument the moment I walk in?". Saga says. "Get off my dick Ryri". Saga smiled.
"That's it! You lived long... Oof". Ryri drops on the ground, holding his head. "Leave my man alone Ry". Yeon said. "Thank you baby". Saga said. "Greetings Mr. Park".
"Chinsun! Misun!". I gave my "twins" a hug. "How was the family trip?". I asked them. "Terrible". They said. "Oh?". I tilted my head. "I regret nothing". Aza says walking in. "What did you do?". I ask. "A lot". Aza smirked. "Mom decided to kill people". Misun rubs her head. "And dad watched". Chinsun add.
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES!". Eunhyung walks in with a bag of candy. "Bro!". Yoongi jumps on his brother. "Eww... Gay". Eunhyung says but hugs Yoongi anyway. "So many people". "You said it sister".
The one in blue is Deiji and the one in red is Hayoon. They are Jin's and Namjoon's many kids. "And we are the best looking people in here sister". Hayoon shivers. "Excuse me!?!". Nana yells. "You heard me". Hayoon scoffs. "Hari!". Deiji ran to her girlfriend and hugs her. "Why are our kids dating each other?". Ryri asked.
"Who else are they going to date?". Vivi and I said. "Move! The Queen has arrived". Jin walks in with a crown on his head. "I'm so sorry". Namjoon bows. "I know you tried everything to stop him". I pat Namjoon on his shoulder. "He really didn't". I jumped at Haru's voice. "Haru!". I was going to hug her but I saw Hoseok. "HOOOOOSSSSEEEEEKKKK!".
I tried to run to him but something stopped me. "No bitch". Haru said. "He's my best friend!". I whined. "What!?!". Both Taehyung and Jin shouts. "Why y'all so surprised for?". I said. "Let me hug him!". I sniffed. "Let me kick Yoongi in his balls". Haru said. "Go ahead!". I told her. "Really!?!". Yoongi yells. "Deal".
Haru lets me go and I ran to Hoseok. "Sorry we're la...". "Shh". I hushed him. "Let me feel you". I said. "Slut". Haru pulls me away from Hoseok so she hug him. "Can we start the party now mommy?". Soomin tugs my sleeve. "Of course baby". I pat her head. "Soomin screams coldly. "That's my baby". I sniffed.
The party was loud but fun. People were laughing, Saga and Ryri tried to kill each other, Dohyun was trying to flirt with Jihwan but was failing terribly, Hyungsik was trying to flirt with Nana but got his ass beat by Minsik. I feel bad for him really. Since I know that Nana liked Hayoon.
Hoseok was drunk and he is the funniest when he drinks. I smiled at everyone and quietly stepped out.
I let out a sigh when I went to the patio. "Are you ok?". I felt Yoongi back hug me. "Are you tired? Want me to kick them out?". Yoongi ask and I laughed. "I'm ok, I just needed a breather". I told him. "Same". Yoongi says. "There are so many kids in there that I don't know which one is ours". Yoongi said and I giggled. "Aww... You giggled".
"Shut up". I said. "Anyway... This is for you".
"It's so cute". I said. "Thank you Yoonie". I kissed his cheek. "Yeah... No". Yoongi kissed me. "Mmm!". I felt him hug me tighter. "Stop giving me those kids kisses". Yoongi glared at me. "So rough". I said and I kissed him. "Happy?". I said and Yoongi blushed. "I-I mean... Whatever". Yoongi looks away blushing.
"Aww... You blushed". I said and Yoongi huffed. "Happy Halloween Yoongi". I smiled at him and booped his nose.
"Shut up".
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