《Freaky Friday (BonexScourge)》Info
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"That was the last one... Bone." Scourge said.
"Scourge we need to do something about the protesting. Cats are saying some of the protesters are getting physical and well won't stop until I say I'm on their side." Bone said.
"Why did that cat kill a gay couple?" Scourge asked cocking his head
"Don't do that it makes me look weak."
"You didn't answer my question!" Scourge said jumping on the dumpster.
"I don't know! Probably because it's weird."
"What side are you on?" Scourge asked.
"Shit! What do I say?! Should I tell him what I really think?! If I tell him would he kill me or even worse hate me?! He was worked up with Brick but..... then again she slept with his brother...."
Scourge licked Bone."Bone!"
"Huh? D... Did you just lick me?" Bone asked.
"I was trying to snap you back into reality." Scourge said.
"Why didn't you just smack me?" Bone asked.
"No! I mean I couldn't- I didn't want to hurt you. Now, what side are you on?!"
Bone sighed. "I'm on the.... protesters side."
Scourge backed away for a second then came back. "If you're on their side then I am too."
"Wait what? Why? Why don't you just choose for yourself?!"
"Because you're my deputy and more importantly my friend," Scourge said smiling.
Bone smiled back and they just kept smiling at each other for a while.
"Hey, monster cats if you're done staring at each other you could tell us what to do!" Lilly yelled.
"Oh shit the kits!" Bone and Scourge said and ran to the box.
"Finally! I thought I would die from boredom!" Midnight said.
"Do you know who you're talking to?!" Bone hissed.
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"Yeah, my kidnapers!" Midnight growled.
Scourge grabbed Midnight and threw him on the cement. "That should teach you some manners!" Scourge hissed.
"Ow! Ok, I'm sorry!" Midnight whimpered.
Scourge walked over and picked up the small tom then carried him over to Bone.
"I have some patrolling to do. I trust you two will do what your ask." Scourge growled.
"Yes, Bone," Lilly said. Scourge winked at Bone then padded out of the alleyway.
"What are you going to do with us?!" Midnight asked.
"Well I need to toughen you guys up and what better way than to play with you guys." Bone said.
"You're going to play with us?" Lilly asked.
"Yes, and No. Were playing like Bloodclan cats! Bone laughed then jumped on Midnight and started throwing him around.
" LILLY HELP!" Midnight screamed.
Lilly jumped on Bone's back but before she could dig her claws in Bone dropped Midnight and grabbed Lilly.
He started throwing her around like she was a toy. Midnight tried to grab his sister's leg or arm but Bone was throwing her up higher.
Bone was now on his hind legs and midnight formed a plan. Midnight ran at full speed and hit Bone hard in the stomach. Bone fell to his side and Lilly ran to her brother.
"Ok, that was a smart move...I should've seen that coming." Bone mumbled.
"Ha! I'm king now!" Midnight said puffing out his chest.
"It was only cause I wasn't paying attention but you taught me something."
"What?" Midnight cocked his head.
"Pay attention." Bone smiled. The kits started laughing and so did Bone.
"All right that's enough. I'll show you some battle moves now." Bone got up and started directing them.
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Scourge walked around and was really shocked that nothing bad was going on until he got to an abandoned building. There was fresh blood on the building and weird words on it.
"Ylno tnereffid stac dewolla. Fi ylno egruocs dluow esoohc ruo edis." Scourge said aloud.
"You don't see it do you?" A voice said.
"What?!" Scourge said turning around to face Fang.
"Bone at of all people don't see it?!" Fang said circling Scourge.
"Fang, what are you talking about?"
"I thought you were smart Bone! And how come you haven't told Scourge witch side you're on?!" Fang asked getting angry.
"I did Fang he didn't say anything back." Scourge lied.
"Bone you have to make sure he's on our side! Or my writing on this wall was for nothing!" Fang hissed.
"You wrote this?"
"Duh! Bone I told you a couple of days ago if Scourge didn't say then I would write stuff. Are you feeling ok? Did Scourge knock you out? Did you eat to much catnip?" Fang asked getting in Scourge's face.
"Catnip?" Scourge question.
"Scourge definitely hit you hard."
"I eat catnip?!" Scourge hissed.
"Man I love Scourge!" Fang laughed.
"You're supposed to be watching the sketchy areas!" Scourge growled.
"I know but I needed to do this! Anyway, you coming tomorrow night?" Fang asked.
"What's going on tomorrow?"
"Ok, what did you do that pissed Scourge off so much?"
"Seriously what's going on tomorrow?"
"Were having a meeting."
"A meeting?"
"Yeah and while were gathered we'll see if we could... you know."
"Know what?"
"Oh my god Bone! Were going to fuck cats! Yesh, go finish patroling and say sorry to Scourge then get some sleep in that important alleyway thing!" Fang hissed.
"Uh yeah sure." Scourge was to busy processing what he just heard and was already walking away.
He turned into his alleyway and stopped. Bone was grooming the kits.
"Scourge?" Scourge said.
"Hey Bone." Bone said.
"Why are grooming the kits?"
"It's a little reward for them, they did good and mastered some battle moves." Bone smiled.
"Oh really? That's good. I need to talk to you in private."
"Sure thing." Bone followed Scourge to the opposite side of the alleyway.
"Do you eat catnip?"
"No."
"Be honest!"
"Yes."
Scourge flicked his tail. "We're going somewhere tonight so don't go to sleep."
"Ok."
"You want to go back to the kits don't you?"
"What no I'm not-yes can I please go back?!" Bone begged.
"Ugh! Fine but don't get to attached.
Bone licked Scourge on the paw and ran to the kits.
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